Wonderful dialogue about harassing phone calls in girls’ dormitory

The night before yesterday, all the men in the room felt they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep, so they decided to make harassing phone calls.

Then he dialed the number of a girl’s dormitory. On the phone, I said in a very depressed tone that I was so depressed that I wanted to commit suicide.

The following is part of the live recording:

Me: Hello, I’m sorry to bother you. I have no other intention. I just want to find someone to accompany me through the last mile of my life. .

The other person on the phone: No, you said you were going to commit suicide, right? (I snickered, luckily she didn’t know how thick-skinned I am)

Me: Yes, I’ve been carrying It was revealed that the money I had just withdrawn from the bank was stolen. On my last birthday, I got drunk and got into a fight with someone. I opened that person’s head with a brick, but it turned out that the person was the counselor of our department; I managed to raise a turtle, but ended up crawling into the cafeteria. When I found it, the shell was already left... (Sweat, I couldn’t even tell that this was a harassing call. I’m really worried about the future of my motherland)

Then the girl kept trying to persuade me, telling me jokes and some embarrassing things about herself. ^_^ It made me laugh to death! *

The next morning, we got through to the phone again. The phone number, but it was my classmate talking to her:

My classmate: Hello, I am from the Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Something happened here yesterday. Which of you answered the call after 12 o'clock in the evening?

The other person on the phone: It’s me, what’s wrong? (What a coincidence, maybe the phone is right next to her)

My classmate: Oh, yesterday someone here committed suicide by jumping off the building. We learned from his mobile phone that his last call was to you. We would like to ask, what is your relationship with him?

The other person on the phone: Don’t know him?

Me Classmate: I don’t know him? I called him for more than half an hour even if I didn’t know him? I really don’t know him. I’ve never seen him before. He said he wanted to commit suicide. He dialed a random number and I even gave him some advice for a long time!

(Listening to the voice, I almost burst into tears.)

My classmate: Oh, okay, then, please repeat what he said.

The other side of the phone:…………………………

My classmate: Oh, I couldn’t tell you clearly on the phone, so what’s your name and where do you live? Don't go out in the afternoon. We will go over at 2:30 to understand the situation with you, and you can reminisce on your own.

Over the phone: My name is ×××, and I live... Yesterday morning, we dialed that number again, and it was my classmate again.

My classmate: Hello, I’m looking for × ××The other side of the phone: Wait a minute. I just heard the shouting over there, ×××, call me, it’s a man! (I was dizzy, I was so excited to hear it was a man, it couldn’t be the dinosaur dormitory)

My classmate: Hello, ××× I'm from the Gulou District Public Security Bureau. Yes, I talked to you on the phone yesterday. We had something to do and couldn't make it. How about you come over at 3 o'clock in the afternoon! Our bureau is at..., you come and find us. Just ask Captain Liu of the Criminal Investigation Section (you can’t hear this yet, the one in the Criminal Investigation Section is in charge of jumping off the building, I’m sorry...) At about 2:50 in the afternoon, a few of us also entered the Gulou District Public Security Bureau (not to arrest us, but to watch) (Whether she came or not, let’s take a look at what she looked like),

I saw a pretty girl asking everywhere: Where is Captain Liu of the Criminal Investigation Department? At 11:30 in the evening, we called again. That phone call was still from my classmate

My classmate: Hello, I’m looking for ×××

The woman who happened to answer the phone said: It’s me, what’s going on so late?

My classmate: I’m from the Public Security Bureau who came to see you yesterday. It’s like this. Don’t be nervous. Just listen to me first.

The woman: What’s going on? I’ll tell you this afternoon Didn’t find Captain Liu?

My classmate: The situation is a bit complicated now. We just received a call from Gulou Hospital

Female: Ah

My classmate : Gulou Hospital said that the body of the man who jumped from the building yesterday was missing. They searched for it for a long time but could not find it. They only found your phone number written in blood on the wall.

The woman screamed: Ah. .

My classmate: Don’t panic. Please close the doors and windows. I’m afraid he will come to you... The woman was too scared to speak...