Do me a favor and give me some jokes to apologize to my girlfriend!

Pretty girl: "No way, how could I be so unlucky to meet you again?"

Zhou Xingxing: "I found out, too. I think my predecessor's crime must be very serious."

Pretty girl: "Speak clearly! I'll kick your ass! "

Zhou Xingxing:" "Don't you dare. I'll scream."

Pretty girl: "What's your name? "

Zhou Xingxing:" "indecent assault."

Pretty chick: "Do you think anyone will pay attention to you? "

Zhou Xingxing:" "No matter what, I'll come back after an indecent assault."

Pretty chick: "God, you are so blind! "

Zhou Xingxing:" Well, yes, otherwise there would be no so-called elite in this world. "

Pretty girl:"

2. Kendrick

Pretty girl: "Don't talk, I get bored when you talk."

Zhou Xingxing: "I'm still. "

Pretty girl:" I told you to stop. You talk like a fly, which makes you sick. "

Zhou Xingxing:" Oh, it's amazing that words can play such a big role, which makes you cry. Can I take a part-time job? "

pretty girl:" do what? "

Zhou Xingxing:" "Go to the hospital to help people with gastric lavage."

Pretty chick: "You're hopeless. Go back and take care of the funeral as soon as possible."

Zhou Xingxing: "I don't want anything before I die. I just want to say a few words to you, but I'm afraid you won't promise. Do you promise? "

Pretty girl:" Go ahead, reasonable requirements can be considered. "

Zhou Xingxing:" Will you treat me to this Kentucky Fried Chicken? "

Pretty girl:" Go to hell ... "

3. Out of Kentucky

Pretty girl:" Don't you have a girlfriend? Wandering alone on Sunday? "

Zhou Xingxing:" "I don't have a girlfriend exactly, but I have a female friend. Why do you ask? "

Pretty girl:" Nothing, it's okay to care about your lifelong events. "

Zhou Xingxing:" "OK, why not? You are like me, a person I love deeply. "

pretty girl:" who? "

Zhou Xingxing:" "My mother. She always likes to ask questions. "

Pretty girl:" If there were not so many people watching in the street, I would really like to hit you. "

Zhou Xingxing:" I'm not afraid of others seeing you hit me. What are you afraid of? What about you? Don't you stay with your boyfriend? "

pretty girl:" leave it alone! "

Zhou Xingxing:" "Oh, I see. I was abandoned by my boyfriend, and I wanted to find a psychological balance."

Pretty chick: "Dogs can't spit ivory. Say it clearly, I don't want to find it."

Zhou Xingxing: "Think about me, I will suffer."

Pretty chick: "Please don't do it again. "

Pretty girl:" Let's talk about it then. Don't bother me to scold you again. "

Zhou Xingxing:" OK, then you can send a message to scold me. "

Pretty girl: ..................

4. Go home separately

Pretty girl:" Strange, I really want to send a message to scold him. "< p "

Zhou Xingxing:" Hey, she doesn't like me as a scoundrel, that's the end. "