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[hey! ..... Ahem, ah! ? ]
The neck was pinned down by the clamped fingers and I couldn't breathe. The carotid artery keeps beating under pressure because of pain. Just when my eyes were red and my consciousness was about to lose, suddenly Xincun's hand was released.
[Cough, cough! Sentimental ... you bastard]
Zong Zheng stood up at the moment, his knees propped up with elbows, and he was short of breath, rubbing his pinched neck and staring at the new village.
[Almost accidentally killed you, okay? ]
[Are you kidding? You bastard, what are you doing? ]
Zong Zheng stumbled to his feet and shouted angrily at Xincun, but Xincun still kept a consistent smile.
Zong Zheng's resistance is all your fault. If you honestly listen to what others (Xincun claims to be) say and do, you won't be so rude to you.
[what! ? ]
I don't understand what he said. Before that, was this guy really the true Tianxin village he knew? Zong Zheng looked up at his indifferent attitude with that unutterable uneasiness.
[If Lord Zong Zheng exists only for what]
[……]
Zong Zheng, who is getting closer and closer to Xincun, suddenly heard such a puzzling remark. I don't understand the purpose of this man at all, just like the existence of first contact.
[I've been waiting for this moment since I first met you]
I seem to have heard such a cliche somewhere. Zong Zheng raised his vigilance against this person. This guy is ... dangerous. Although it is not clear where the danger is, the alarm bell has sounded out of human instinct. Hey, my back hit the cold wall. In addition, it is no longer suitable to narrow the distance between Xincun and what I thought before.
Nevertheless, Zong Zheng still wanted to retreat, even though he was a little far away from him. However, even if he made such efforts, he was only buried by the one-step approach of Xincun, which simply took him away several times.
Xincun's hand reached out to Zong Zheng's cheek again, and Zong Zheng turned around unconsciously. But Xiao Chin was caught by Xincun and forced to watch. Just like being explored, even so, Zong Zheng still looked at him with appreciation, just as he was evaluated. Hard stare at the pupil eyes.
If humiliation distorts your provocative expression ... it must be beautiful]
[———! What did you do ... what do you want]
Zong is trying his best to punch that face to vent his anger. However, no matter what the other party's purpose is, or what kind of treatment he will receive if he does this in the other party's territory, there is no need to guess. Zong Zheng can only try his best to suppress the anger that is snorting upwards.
Let's get this straight. How about entrusting yourself to someone? ]
[ha! Joke]
Why should I give in to people like you? This will not break Zong Zheng's firm attitude. Facing the constantly bluffing political Sect, Xincun showed a deeper smile.
[But I think you won't be disobedient when you hear this]
[what? ]
Looking at the new village elsewhere, I muttered meaningfully. His lines brought some kind of thriller close to Zong Zheng's skin.
How is your retainer now ... Don't you want to know? ]
[-What did you say ...? ]
Xincun uses a pleasant tone, like a child enjoying a prank. By the way, I missed the other side in the battle with Xiao. This often happens, but at that time, my situation seemed to be seen through. I was surrounded by ninjas (spies) in Tian Zhen. Now that I think about it, it was a strange battle. The other party seems to be able to ignore the situation and are desperate to achieve their goals.
The battle between Zong Zheng and those ninjas was obviously won or lost, so Zong Zheng was seriously injured. At the moment when I lost consciousness due to excessive blood loss, I seemed to see the fuzzy face of Zhentian New Village. When I regained consciousness, I was already lying on the bed in this empty room. Therefore, I know nothing about Shi Lang Jr.
[His Excellency Zong Zheng's ministers are being held very carefully]
Facing the new village with a smile to tell her situation, Zong Zheng felt as if she were in the abyss of despair. In custody ... which is the best hostage.
[—————]
However, is what he said true? After all, Zong Zheng didn't really see that scene. It is doubtful that you believe this man's words completely. But if what he said is false, it can't be proved.
You look pale ... it's okay. ]
[... Hum, then what? What do you want to do to me? Say it]
In a word, in order to find out the purpose of the new village, Zong Zheng first tried to obey each other.
It's no big deal … I just want you to be someone's lover.
[what! ? ]
At the moment he heard his lines, Zong Zheng's thinking circuit for literal understanding stopped. The whole brain can't work. What did this man just say? Can't accept the reality, because it is beyond the scope of understanding.
[It's not that hard, is it? what do you think? ]
Why do you feel so surprised and incredible? Zong Zheng stared at Xincun with his head sideways.
[... are you serious? ]
Are you kidding? No, I hope so, Zong Zheng asked in that way. However, despite his cruelty, he returned positive words from Xincun, and Zong Zheng was even more shocked.
[Are you kidding! ! That kind of thing]
[Don't want to ...? ]
What I spit out because of anger was overthrown by a sentence from Xincun. The presence of hostages suppressed Zong Zheng's feelings.
[What if I say I don't want to? ]
[Taking the hostage's life, of course]
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