Please help me fill in three and a half sentences, thank you!

Today we have a meeting to celebrate New Year's Day.

We went on stage to perform,

What's on?

Three and a half sentences.

Ice and snow are not afraid of cold,

Men, women and children are smiling.

Happy new year, teachers,

Happy new year!

Let's talk about our school leaders first.

There is a set of teaching management,

Strong brand awareness,

How high!

The old teacher is here,

Your spirit is a treasure,

We came to learn from you,

Salute!

Besides, dear teachers,

Concentrate on teaching,

Regardless of personal gains and losses,

Great!

The chef is skilled,

Everything about food is creative,

Boil the sweet and salty together,

What a shock!

[Good Dao, wonderful Dao,

Mashed food creaks]

Beautiful campus, good environment,

Software and hardware do everything,

The office is so bright,

It's just a little cold

Walking and turning,

Broaden your horizons, broaden your horizons,

Where to study next time?

Toulufan, Hainan Island,

Go to Jiuzhai, go to Huangshan.

Our program is coming to an end,

The leader was particularly annoyed.

Express your blessing to everyone,

You have to pay if you are bored.

Send money, send money, send money quickly,

The tanker is spinning happily,

Without oil, the machine can't run.

Cash it!

We didn't invent this word,

We were forced to perform,

Leaders cannot complain,

Unfair!

Thousands of people sing, ten thousand people unite,

Become a song in my heart,

Our school is great,

Glory first in a hundred years!

Don't worry, comrades,

Find a small accountant before stepping down,

Why?

Get the money!

Xinhua hymn

Creation: Zhang Zhixin

Hello, colleagues, it's our turn to go on stage, no matter how good or not, clap.

The four of us stood on the stage and performed a program for everyone to see. We made three and a half sentences, and here we go.

On the 10th anniversary of Xinhua this year, colleagues all over the country are beaming and making contributions. Congratulations.

It is good to have a good reputation for standardized operation and win the good reputation of the insured after ten years of development.

On the 10th anniversary of Xinhua, all the celebration expenses will be donated. "Mom's Water Cellar" must be built and dedicated with love!

Advanced management has a high performance and has been profitable for ten consecutive years. Our Xinhua is the only one in China, and it is really high!

Half a year has passed, and Xinhua's performance is the most eye-catching, with an investment income of 8.2, which is much higher than the peer's 2. 1. It's really awesome!

Take the lead in introducing foreign shares, take the lead in advanced concepts, enjoy the products of the supreme policyholder, and buy more!

Pay dividends first, protect risks and wealth, give me the most dividends, and end the dividends.

Three years of happiness and well-being, nine years of life bonus increase, and only one birthday. Buy it quickly!

As happy as Donghai life insurance, the premium is low and the guarantee is high, and the dividend is resistant to the expansion of goods. I got it.

Healthy angels protect you, and major diseases are the most important. As long as the diagnosis is made, pay, pay.

Growing up sunshine children's insurance, reflecting responsibility and care, only one dollar a day, what a close call!

//Huili is a woman, specializing in serious illness delivery and caring for the warmth of women's new love.

It's really difficult for the new talent exhibition business. It's really hard not to write a bill for a few days after suffering from cold eyes.

There is also a newcomer, Mao Shuhua, who is only 33,000 in a few days. Mount Tai is pressing the top and beckoning to see talents.

There is a veteran of the company. In Xinhua for several years, the commission has never dropped by four or five thousand, Han Ying.

There is no secret in Han Ying's exhibition industry, but diligence is the first, and honesty is the best way to send love to learn.

There are many senior insurance experts, which are worth learning modestly. Please teach me more, will you?

Everyone works hard in Qi Xin to improve business, visit more, and make comprehensive plans and orders.

Mobilize from top to bottom in the business department, show your entrepreneurial passion again, and strive to visit more and make more money!

In the future, we must have new goals. Xinhua Life will make Danjiang famous, and the company will develop its employees happily. Wait and see.

Today, everyone comes to the party to wash away the bitterness and fatigue of the past and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence.

In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there are still many things to watch later. Let's go first.

A: There will be a performance tonight.

B: Ask me four people to give the program;

C: think hard for a long time;

D: (Left hand puts fist on the upper side of left orbit, head down) Cool!

A: Not good at singing and dancing;

B: comic sketches can't be performed;

C: The party is about to start.

D: (dumbfounded) wood!

It's no use complaining.

Why don't you go online for help?

C: There are so many online works.

D: (making a surprise) Boom!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: see where there is a way out;

C: jokes and riddles are really good.

D: (thumbs up) Here!

A: It's good to have a joke.

B: I promise to laugh;

C: make it three and a half sentences;

D: is that all right?

Stop and ask everyone if it's ok, and then continue. )

A: Since everyone said yes;

B: The four of us regard it as a program;

Perform a program at the party;

D: it's a mission!

A: Everyone says Anonymous is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I have never been married;

D: worry!

A: I heard that someone was abducted to a certain place;

B: sell your wife to the ravine;

C: It's nice to think of an ugly girl.

D: go!

A: I was stared at as soon as I left;

B: the ugly girl has her head covered;

C: get on the bus and start;

D: drive away!

A: The car stops halfway;

B: Traffickers lose their heads at first sight;

Who wants such an ugly girl?

D: turn around!

A: The car returned to its old place;

The ugly girl refused to leave.

C: willing to be sold as a woman;

D: raw.

A: Traffickers are worried this time.

B: I don't know how to get rid of her;

C: Suddenly, a cross-heart roar;

D: Leave the car and let's go!

A, B and C: (Wang Ding) Ah? ! (End)

Humorous three sentences and a half

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: There are ways to bully Ia.

Blair: Love that, take that.

Bin Laden: Annan doesn't care.

Saddam Hussein: Black Whistle

Bush: Sitting on Air Force One.

Blair: I am beautiful in my heart. Smile.

Bin Laden: The presidential election is coming.

Saddam Hussein: Count the votes.

Bush: I have an aircraft carrier and a cannon.

Blair: Let's just fool around.

Bin Laden: I want to catch you both.

Saddam Hussein: * *

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: There's been a lot of trouble recently.

Blair: Biological weapons are hard to find.

Bin Laden: I heard it will take a hundred years.

Saddam Hussein: I'd rather

Bush: Bin Laden's crimes have been condemned by the whole world.

Blair: Dare to provoke the United States and Britain?

Bin Laden: Heroes don't eat short-term losses.

Saddam Hussein: I run

Bush: American and British imperialism are good.

Blair: Never stop fooling around.

Bin Laden: Cut you two into pieces.

Saddam Hussein: I bake.

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: National security protects you.

Blair: It's always men who stand by.

Bin Laden: There is no discussion about the plane hitting you.

Saddam Hussein: Super.

Bush: The poker chase didn't see the king.

Blair: Help hunt down bin Laden.

Osama bin Laden: Living in the mountains and deserts.

Saddam Hussein: Hide.

Bush: Counter-terrorism spans four oceans.

Blair: A warship that travels around the world.

Bin Laden: I advise you two to be reasonable.

Saddam Hussein: Surrender

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.

Bush: The Middle East and West Asia are really sunny.

Blair: Let's sell ten thousand barrels of oil.

Bin Laden: Didn't bomb your building, didn't rob his oil.

Saddam Hussein: Rogue

Bush: Don't be strange to your brother.

Blair: The United States and Britain have joined hands to become sworn friends.

Bin Laden: The weather forecast is bad information.

Saddam Hussein: Stop eating.

Bush: Fight terrorism mercilessly.

Blair: I feel helpless at home and abroad.

Bin Laden: I remember that sooner or later.

Saddam Hussein: Paying off debts

Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang.