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Before Friar Sand was exiled to Liusha River, what was taken away so that he would never see the Jade Emperor again?

Before Friar Sand was demoted to Liusha River, the Jade Emperor took away his tiger's head card and could not even get into the worse gate.

Friar Sand has always been the general of the shutter around the jade emperor, that is, every time the jade emperor gets off the sedan chair, he will open the curtain of the sedan chair to prevent the crown on the jade emperor's head from being entangled with the curtain to make people laugh.

When Friar Sand was a general with a rolling shutter door, he thought he was the most respectable in the world and the largest in the dedicated hall. Wearing a tiger tag around his waist and holding a wand in his hand. He is the only courtier around the Jade Emperor who can carry weapons.

In heaven, day after day in heaven, year after year on earth, the gods in heaven will live forever, but there will still be a day of death. If the immortals in the sky want to prolong their life, they can only cultivate or eat the flat peaches on the Flat Peach Festival.

As a result, the flat peaches at the flat peach conference have become a necessity for many immortals to prolong their lives. However, this flat peach can only be distributed by the Queen Mother, and other immortals are not allowed to take it by themselves. At this flat peach meeting, the Queen Mother only gave Friar Sand some Momo, which made Friar Sand very dissatisfied.

Friar Sand was furious in public, and immediately threw all the small peaches that the Queen Mother gave him to the ground, and also dropped the glass cups on the table. The queen mother was not angry when she saw that the courtiers around the jade emperor disturbed the flat peach party, so she sent someone to tell the jade emperor.

When the Jade Emperor learned what happened, he felt that Friar Sand was too narrow-minded. So he took the tiger's head card from his waist, demoted Friar Sand to Liushahe, and let an arrow go through Friar Sand's chest every seven days, criticizing Friar Sand for being too narrow-minded.

After Friar Sand's tiger head card was taken away, it was equivalent to losing the right of way in heaven, and he never saw the jade emperor in heaven again.