Funny jokes in the office

Working in the office every day will inevitably lead to depression. At this time, some jokes are needed to ease the tense atmosphere and release everyone's heart. The following are the office jokes I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

The complete works of funny jokes in the office

1. A small amount of non-gentleman is non-toxic and non-Trojan.

2. alas! Whisper what to say and what not to say.

3. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?

5. Look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Anyway, my life is always different from their calculations. I don't know whether they are wrong or I am wrong.

7. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why do they have to look everywhere?

8. People are parallel imports and licensed products.

No matter how well you dress, bricks will fall off.

10. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I blew when I was a child.

1 1. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

12. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

13. Your age is below the issue price.

14. Shake like it, roll like it.

15. Never mentioned, not because I forgot, but because I remembered.

16. A 30-degree smile at the corner of your mouth can't be found by Baidu.

17. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

18. The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.

19. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

20. Read a trip to Wan Li Road in thousands of books, and make a lot of money to be a heartthrob!

2 1. Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

22. Doing nothing, doing nothing

23. One misstep makes a romantic figure through the ages.

24. disgusting. Mom cried in disgust. Why? Because of nausea?

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

26. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the trench, because: I am undercover!

27. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

28. My heart broke into dumpling stuffing.

29. It's nothing to play the lute to a cow. Talking to cows is the real skill.

30. It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan. This is Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

3 1. I don't want to laugh until I am anesthetized.

32.？ People who respect others will always respect others? This virtue is common in banquet halls.

33. You did the right thing, and no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

34. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

Most women like a man because she can't understand him.

36. The stock market is fiercer than the tiger market.

37. From a distance, the scenery is beautiful. I want to call the police.

38. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

39. You are the landlord of my website.

40. People are steel. If you don't pretend to hold back for a day, you will panic!

A series of funny jokes in the office.

1. Face is the face given by others and lost by yourself.

Honey, did my eyelashes drown?

3. Thinking too much will inevitably hurt too much.

4. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

5. Everything is possible in a dream.

God will forgive me, because that's his job.

7. If you land first, you can't do anything.

8. It's time to change the notebook, because it takes minutes to boot, and the battery only supports minutes.

9. Will you stop shaking your head? It's all water

10. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

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