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How to say that the dentist has a good impression?

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1.

"His voice is really gentle."

Macey winked at his dentist. The doctor ignored him, and his eyes were fixed on his teeth. Uncle dentist is doing root canal therapy in his mouth, constantly changing colorful needles.

"This kind of focused eyes, if you can look directly into my eyes, that would be great."

Macey suddenly blushed and closed his eyes.

"What's the matter with you? I ... hurt you? " Dr. Yu suddenly asked with concern.

"No, no, it's just ... the overhead light is on, which is a bit dazzling." Macey opened his eyes, looked at a pair of concerned eyes staring at himself, as if to see through his heart.

Doctor Yu adjusted the overhead light by hand and moved it over to his chin. Macey looked at his fingers. They were slender and looked good. The light is really a little too bright, which makes the fingers slimmer. "This is how many years, just have such a beautiful hand! If such a hand can touch my body in the future ... "Macey thought, blushing even more.

"I turned down the light a little. If you feel too dazzling, you can close your eyes and have a rest. " The doctor said sincerely. Then continue to pick up a red needle.

Macey simply closed his eyes. Red ... red needle ... if he sends me roses in the future, I won't. I just need a needle to nail him to my heart, I am willing. The doctor's movements are very skilled, and one small needle rubs back and forth between his teeth. Macey is dreaming again.

2.

"Well, today is over. I made a temporary filling for your tooth. You can get up and rinse your mouth. " A gentle voice came from my ear.

Macey sat up and stared at uncle dentist's face. The doctor looked at each other for two seconds, and then turned to write a medical record. Just now, his face behind the mask seemed to be stunned. Macey gargle, while watching him write medical records of figure. Suddenly, I went to the doctor's right hand, took out a black box from my bag and put it on his medical record book.

"Thank you, Dr Yu. This is a pen for you. I heard that your doctor often loses his pen. "

The doctor looked up, then at the box and took off his mask. "Girl, we don't accept gifts. Yours is Parker's It would be a pity if it were lost again. " A gentle and dignified voice.

"Can you open the box and have a look?" Macey smiled at Dr. Yu.

Doctor Yu opened the box. There are twenty dark blue pens and a Parker pen in it. Dr. Yu's mouth twitched and said, "I took these twenty pens from the submission department. Take this pen back, Miss Macey. "

Macey girl took the pen, frowned, and her mouth could not help but beep. I think these 20 pens and one pen add up to exactly 2 1, 2 12 1, homophonic love you! And that pen, I just want you to write my own case. I can't even see such a simple confession. Dr. Yu is really a fool.

"Well, the next follow-up visit is a week later, because the root of the tooth is getting bigger today, and it doesn't matter if the root tip is slightly painful. The temporary stuffing in your mouth will harden in about twenty minutes, and then you can eat. " Dr. Yu seriously explained the doctor's advice.

Put down the expression of lightly chastising, show the appearance of giving up, and tilt my head at Dr. Yu.