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Naughty Kiss Novel
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The following is the first part
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*"Prank Kiss"
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Still 1 of "Prank Kiss" In Xiangqin's heart, Naoki is the most perfect. God also comes to "prank" "Dang Dang Dang, school has started!" "Li Ge is playing, classmates meet again!" The same scene, the same group of people, On the same bright sun, at Jiayang High School in Qingshui Town, Taichung, the opening ceremony of "Prank Kiss" was held. Next, it changed to "Li Ge Sounds", and Xiao Zong and others graduated! The misplacement of time makes people feel a little confused as to where they are.
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Graduation speech of gifted students
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"Dang, dang, dang, school is about to begin!" "The Li song is ringing, see you again, classmates!" The same scene, the same group of people, the same bright sun, at Jiayang High School in Qingshui Town, Taichung , the opening ceremony venue of "Prank Kiss", then "Li Ge Rings", Xiao Zong and others graduated! The misplacement of time makes people feel a little confused as to where they are.
At the end of September, on a sunny day, at Jiayang High School near Taichung Airport, the crew filmed the opening and graduation ceremonies on the same day. For these two big plays, Xiao Zong and other actors arrived at the scene one after another at ten o'clock in the morning, and the school of Jiayang High School generously supported more than 200 students to support the scenes. The students participated enthusiastically, but the bright sun outside was even more enthusiastic, causing the temperature in the auditorium to continue to rise. As soon as the intermission time came, the students quickly rushed out of the auditorium to get some fresh air. Some students saw their idols Xiao Zong and Yi Linchen and wanted to get their autographs, but due to the school's regulations and the patrolling principal, they had to give up.
The opening ceremony was very familiar to Xiao Zong, who had just returned to campus. Playing the role of a newcomer was not a problem at all. However, the following graduation ceremony was a stump for him because of his role as a newcomer. As a gifted student, he was of course the perfect candidate to give the valedictorian speech at the graduation ceremony. However, a long list of lines, coupled with some rap dialogue, made Xiao Zong NG again and again, NGing nine times in a row before he finally got it. The long list of lines was explained clearly. When the director shouted OK, not only Xiaozong himself breathed a sigh of relief, but the students who acted as extras on the scene were even more happy because the students who had been sitting there all day were worried. , if Xiao Zong continues to be NG, I am afraid that it will be dark and he will not be able to graduate and walk out of school!
"It's so painful to play the role of a genius with an IQ of 200." With an exaggerated expression, Xiao Zong stressed that playing the role of the genius Naoki was really his most difficult role since filming.
There was a scene where Naoki was working in a restaurant. Faced with customers ordering in confusion, he was able to clearly name everyone’s meals in one breath. This scene was amazing. Xiao Zong is so "NG" that she is about to die! Xiao Zong said that for that scene, because of his special lines and the inability to pause, he would have memorized them at home in advance. However, considering the problem of post-production staff preparing meals, Director Qu announced that he would not memorize the menus in the script yet. , wait until the dishes are decided on site depending on the situation before carrying them out. As a result, during the audition, Xiao Zong's mouth was knotted. Director Qu couldn't bear Xiao Zong's repeated NG, so he had to re-create the menu according to the script. Just by reciting the menu according to the script, Xiao Zong still couldn't escape the repeated NG. Tragic end.
Playing a genius is so tiring, Xiao Zong sighed and said: "Next time I take on a role, I won't be a genius. I will play a dumber person. This will at least make it easier."
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The bus pervert has one hand
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Yichen filmed the scene where she was sexually harassed by a pervert on the bus, but her assistant Xinhui suffered a lot because her white and tender hands were made dirty by Director Qu. Dirty hands.
The actor who plays the role of the bus pervert is the younger brother of a crew member. The plot arranges for him to approach Yichen and put his hand into her skirt to touch Yichen’s thigh. Because the hand that was put in was shot in close-up The camera was used to shoot, so Yichen’s assistant Xinhui did the touching. Yichen joked: “Anyway, she often massages me. She has probably touched all of my body except for two spots!” However, when the filming officially started, , Director Qu thought Xinhui's hands were too white and tender, not like men's hands at all, so he went out in person, grabbed the soil on the ground, and blackened a jade hand. However, Director Qu seemed to still think it was not enough, and took out mascara to add more. Looking at the results of his smear campaign, Director Qu smiled and said, "It must feel bad to be touched by this hand." After Xiao Zong heard what Director Qu said, he immediately responded that he was willing to lend his hand to act as the pervert's hand and reach into Yichen's skirt.
When Xinhui put her hand into her skirt, Director Qu asked to touch it higher. Xinhui said half-jokingly: "Thank you, director, for giving me this opportunity." Yichen laughed out loud when she was touched. Stomp your feet. When the filming officially began, Yichen almost couldn't help but burst into laughter several times. Director Qu finally shouted OK, and Xinhui said with relief, "It's really hard to be a pervert, I already felt very uncomfortable!" "Yichen said that in real life, she has encountered sexual harassment several times, and every time she wanted to teach the pervert a lesson, but she was stunned when she encountered it. She really didn't know what the problem was.
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The fantasy-loving Xiangqin is having sex with Naoki *Bath's Daydream
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In this scene, Xiangqin was taken in by Naoki and brought to rent. In the apartment, Xiangqin, who loves fantasy, is daydreaming about having a sexual bath with Zhi Shu. However, the heroine Yichen, who fabricated this dream scene in the play, was extremely shy during the live filming. She repeated the line "Husband, help me get a bath towel" one after another, which made all the male staff in the audience have wild thoughts. The atmosphere is extremely ambiguous!
At first, Director Qu asked Xiao Zong to expose her back. After Xiao Zong took off her shirt generously, Yichen blushed shyly, which made Xiao Zong, who loves to tease, take off her shirt more happily. She also said that it’s okay to take off all her clothes! Then, Yichen shouted in the bathroom: "Husband, bring me a towel!" Before Xiaozong could react, all the male staff laughed and jokingly said that they could do it for him. Because Director Qu asked Yichen to Chen said this line in various tones to test the effect. In addition, the filming was in the bathroom, and the heat made the makeup on Yichen's face fade away, so she had to do it over again.
Xiao Zong, who answered the call to get a towel outside, was joking with Yi Chen in high spirits at first, but after several attempts in a row, he became exhausted from staying up late filming and finally fell asleep on the sofa. Even though he was dead, the poor and unaware Yichen was still shouting desperately inside: "Husband, help me get a towel!"
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A sex scene with "blushing and heartbeat" and body temperature rising rapidly
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This is really a sex scene that makes people blush and have their body temperature rise rapidly
The night when Zhi Shu took Xiang Qin to stay overnight was filmed. The time in the script was a rainy night in winter, but the real scene was a hot and windless night in summer. On the 13th floor of a building on Fuyuan Street in Taipei City, this grueling sex scene was going on.
At the beginning of the dialogue, Xiao Zong stopped joking and showed a twisted expression of pain about having to chat under a quilt in an airtight high-temperature room. When Yichen said: "You are a boy, you should let me sleep on my bed, and you sleep under the bed..." Xiao Zong immediately replied: "I don't want to go to bed at all. I would rather sleep under the bed to keep it cooler." No. Going to bed, to meet the needs of the plot, the two not only had to go to bed, but also covered themselves with quilts and chatted. Their body temperature and heartbeat rose rapidly. There was no need to put on makeup, and Yichen's face turned red from the heat. But this scene was so special that it took several hours of continuous shooting. The heat drove Xiaozong and Yichen crazy. Even the staff present were sweating and miserable.
Based on Xiao Zong and the two of them, Director Qu came up with an expedient. When the camera was showing their faces, the hands and feet of the two people who were not in the camera could be exposed to cool off. However, the indoor temperature was too high, even if Even with their hands and feet exposed, they still couldn't get rid of the heat all over their bodies, so much so that Xiao Zong and Yi Chen almost suffered from heatstroke.
However, it is not just the high temperature that is sad. Due to the limited indoor space, it is also necessary to distinguish between the "bed" and "under the bed" spaces, so that the long arms and legs can only cross in an inelegant way. With the photography equipment nearby, I had to hold Yichen while filming. Xiaozong couldn't help but sigh, this was really a "sex scene" that was only torture but no enjoyment.
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Start a different big boy
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Zheng Yuanchang
From "Love of Roses" to "Mischievous Kiss", the second time with Komi Xiaozong, who produced and collaborated with director Qu Youning, has gone from being ignorant at the beginning to being familiar with shooting operations, and adding his own creative ideas to add points to the performance of the drama. Xiaozong said that the director has changed and grown in his understanding of performance. Qu Youning is the most important promoter, because Director Qu allowed his acting skills to be corrected and guided. Xiao Zong said that filming "Prank Kiss" gave him a lot of firsts, including his first on-screen wedding, where he played a groom in a wedding dress; there was also a scene where he played a basketball slam dunk while hanging from a wire; and He Yichen ran through the alleys of Ximending, but he was followed by generals from eight families parading in the street. Recalling these scenes, Xiao Zong laughed heartily and said that Director Qu is a very creative person, and many scenes have very different results due to his creativity. So when Director Qu decided to shoot a different wedding, he had to switch the dresses of Xiao Zong and Yi Chen, with Xiao Zong wearing a wedding dress and Yi Chen wearing a tuxedo. Xiaozong said that on the day he went to try on the wedding dress, he was worried that he would not be able to fit it in. Unexpectedly, he was wearing a large-sized bridal dress and found that he was thinner than a large-sized bride. It was really happy. It was just because of his broad shoulders that the dress The styles are restricted, and you can only wear low-cut and sleeveless styles. During the try-on process, it even attracted the attention of the real brides present! Thought someone was playing a prank.
As for the hanging of steel wires to play basketball, although it was only three or four scenes, Director Qu still found a crane and asked the staff to pull up the small ropes under the bright sun. As a result, after a whole day of filming, the staff all got sunburned, and Xiao Zong also had enough of being a trapeze artist.
However, the most unforgettable thing for Xiaozong is not these labor-intensive scenes, but the short scenes where Yichen fantasized about the two of them getting along. Because it was purely a fantasy, Director Qu let it go. There were no standard lines between the two of them, so Xiaozong and Yichen just had fun. While they were laughing and joking, their tacit understanding became better and better. Xiaozong praised Yichen as a rigorous actor who can clearly express the emotions required in the drama without speaking. "She is a very spiritual actor! She always does what she should do."
Although she has set the goal of becoming a professional actor with content and talent before the age of thirty, the small variety show He also said very pragmatically that in the short term, the most important thing is to do the immediate things well. Regarding the matter at hand, he explained that he was packaged as an idol artist, and idol artists are inseparable from business, so he must do his duty as an idol artist and satisfy fans' fantasies and expectations of him.
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* "Prank Kiss" PART2
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"Mischievous Kiss" stills 2 "Mischievous kiss" stills 3 Give it to Naoki as a birthday gift to her - I really want to die! Yuan Xiangqin hid in the girls' toilet in the school in a depressed mood, leaning her head against the cold wall, feeling the urge to just hit her head first and die. "Xiangqin! Xiangqin! Where are you?" "I'm here..." she responded weakly.
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The most cold-blooded man (1)
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People often praise me for being a smart child, but I never think that is a compliment, but a fact! From childhood to adulthood, no matter what exam I took, I was always number one in the class and the best model student in the eyes of my teachers.
However, even a smart and powerful child like me will have his own idol. That person is my brother—Jiang Naoshu!
My brother is a super genius with an IQ of 200! Ever since he was a child, the only score he had ever received was - full marks! However, if you think he is a nerd who only knows how to read, you are totally wrong! How could a kid as smart and powerful as me idolize a nerd?
My brother is not only super smart, super athletic, but also super handsome! Every time he passed by, all the girls would look like exaggerated Japanese comics, with two hearts flashing in their eyes. Fortunately, my brother has no interest in these stupid girls at all. Otherwise, it would be super embarrassing for smart and powerful kids like you and me to have an empty-headed stupid sister-in-law who knows nothing but drools at my brother!
However, the peaceful and intelligent life that my brother and I originally lived began to change after a certain stupid girl with no brains appeared.
However, I believe that a super smart and powerful high school student like my brother will not fall in love with a stupid girl like her who is good for nothing! Uh, probably not? !
——Jiang Yushu
She—— really wants to die!
Yuan Xiangqin was hiding in the girls' toilet in the school in a depressed mood, leaning her head against the cold wall, and she really had the urge to hit her to death.
"Xiangqin! Xiangqin! Where are you?"
"I'm here..." she responded weakly.
Best friends Chunmei and Liu Rong followed Xiangqin’s voice into the girls’ restroom. When they saw her depressed look, they couldn’t help but shake their heads.
"Xiangqin, I didn't expect you to actually do it! You are a pig! Why do you do such a thing?"
"You also chose to disband the court meeting and the playground people At most, wouldn’t this definitely let everyone know about it?”
When Xiangqin mentioned the painful menstruation just now, Xiangqin couldn’t help but blush, and said with grievance and choked up: “I... …I didn’t think much about it…I had a crush on him for two years, and finally made up my mind to write him a letter, and then…then he happened to come over, and I just happened to put my hand into my schoolbag, and I just happened to touch the letter…I just… ..."
"Just be humiliated by him and then create a joke that spreads throughout the school?" Liu Rong continued.
"What a tragedy!" Chunmei patted Xiangqin's shoulder sympathetically and sighed.
"Xiangqin, you are indeed a brainless impulsive person!"
"Why do you say this to others? In order to write this letter last night, I checked the dictionary several times Huh! In the end, he didn't even look at it..." Xiang Qin glared at Liu Rong aggrievedly. What kind of good friend is this? It was already miserable for her to be rejected by Jiang Zhishu in front of all the teachers and students in the school. To talk about her like this is really unsympathetic!
"You know the answer to this kind of thing without asking!"
"But if you don't tell it, you'll never know the real result...Maybe, maybe he also It's interesting to me..."
"Go to hell! That's impossible!" Liu Rong burst out laughing and slapped Xiang Qin unbearably.
"Don't forget, he is Jiang Zhishu! It's not like you don't know that people in Class A in our school have always looked down on people in other classes. Jiang Zhishu is always number one in Class A."
"He's the only one who cares about you!"
Xiangqin stood up and walked out of the girls' bathroom with a lonely look. She also knew that there was a bit of a gap between her and Jiang Naoshu, who had been in Class F since the freshman year of high school. Uh, okay! The gap is huge, but she just likes him! Ever since she saw him delivering a speech on behalf of the freshmen at the freshman orientation ceremony two years ago, she could never take her eyes away from him.
"Xiangqin! I heard that you confessed to Jiang Zhishu from Class A, but was rejected. Is it true? Why? Why? Do you really like that kind of nerd?" Ah Jin rushed up emotionally. He grabbed the Xiangqin and shook it vigorously. He has been in love with Xiangqin since the first time he saw her in the first year of high school. He didn't expect that she would confess her love to Jiang Zhishu from Class A and teach him how to swallow it!
Liu Rong and Chunmei quickly grabbed Ah Jin and advised: "A Jin, calm down! Xiangqin is about to be knocked unconscious by you!"
"Xiangqin, You have to know that I was the one who registered first!" Ah Jin finally stopped shaking the Xiangqin, but still looked at her angrily.
"Register for what? I'm not your thing." Xiangqin weakly waved away Ah Jin's hand.
"No matter what, it's Jiang Zhishu's fault! He dared to treat my Xiangqin like this. I will never forgive him. What's so great about being a super genius? I must give him a good look!" Ajin said Now, he will lead his two followers to attack Class A.
"A Jin, stop making trouble!" Xiangqin called out to A Jin quietly, forced out a weak smile, and said to herself: "Actually, if I think about it carefully, I know that he will definitely refuse. What's so good about a boy who doesn't even want to read love letters?"
"That's right! What's so good about a boy like that?" road.
"It's just that he is handsome, has a good mind, and his family is rich. You can find such a person casually..." Liu Rong continued, but when he saw A Jinhe standing in front of Yi Di, The two followers immediately silenced themselves and sighed. "Pretend I didn't say it."
"Anyway, I have given up..." Xiangqin said weakly and walked forward with her head lowered.
Xiangqin originally thought that being rejected by Jiang Zhishu in front of the whole school yesterday morning was already miserable, but she never expected that she could be even worse off!
A second-level earthquake last night destroyed her new home! As a result, the expressions of her and her father's tears became the headlines on the nightly news.
She really wanted to find a hole in the ground to bury herself and never come out to see anyone again!
After school, Xiangqin hid secretly behind Chunmei and Liu Rong along the way, fearing that people would recognize him as the one who "confessed to Jiang Zhishu but was rejected, and his new home was destroyed by a second-level earthquake." "Yuan Xiangqin".
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The most cold-blooded man (2)
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"Don't worry! Just try to keep a low profile, maybe everyone will forget about you tomorrow." Liu Rong said in a low voice .
"Yes! This kind of thing is just like celebrity gossip. As soon as something new comes out, everyone will immediately shift their attention."
The three of them came to the school gate. I saw a group of people gathered at the school gate, and it was very lively. It seemed that there was some new gossip.
"Xiangqin, look! This way no one will discuss your affairs tomorrow."
"But the new person being gossiped about is also very miserable!"
"Wait a minute! That person looks familiar, he seems to be -" Chunmei narrowed her eyes, trying hard to recognize the protagonist in the center of the crowd.
Xiang Qin and Liu Rong also took a closer look and shouted at the same time: "Ajin!"
"Look here! Look here! All caring classmates, look here! We are now raising funds for classmate Yuan Xiangqin who lost his lovely home due to the earthquake last night!" Ah Jin shouted with a loudspeaker and a donation box hanging around his neck. Ahong and Cockroach also dressed up like him. The three of them stood in a row in front of the school gate, looking like a gangster collecting protection money.
"A Jin, don't be like this! It's so embarrassing!" Xiang Qin squeezed towards A Jin angrily.
"Xiangqin, you came just in time!" Ah Jin put one hand on Xiangqin's shoulder and held a loudspeaker in the other and said to the crowd, "Dear students, the heroine of our donation this time has finally Appeared! After encountering such a tragic thing yesterday, it is so touching that you can come to school bravely and cheerfully today! Should everyone give such a brave student some love and encouragement? ”
“ That's enough! Ah Jin, stop making trouble!" Xiang Qin pulled down the loudspeaker in Ah Jin's hand and shouted in shame and annoyance.
"What are you angry about? I'm doing this all for you!" Ah Jin shook the donation box around his neck. "Look! There's already so much money!"
"Jiang Zhishu is here!" There was a murmur among the crowd.
In an instant, the people who were still crowded in front of the school gate automatically made way for a walkway.
Zhi Shu carried his schoolbag and walked straight to the school gate. He looked coldly at Ajin, Ahong and Cockroach blocking the school gate, and said indifferently: "I borrowed it."
As soon as Naoki appeared, Ajin's anger suddenly surged up.
"Jiang Zhishu! What is your attitude? Who do you think caused Xiangqin to be so seriously injured?"
"Second-level earthquake."
"Uh..." Ah Jin was speechless for a moment. "That's another thing! It's because you did such an outrageous thing to Xiangqin that these disasters happened to Xiangqin!"
"I didn't call for the earthquake."
Akin was speechless immediately and could only stare at Naoki with itching teeth.
"Okay! I'll just donate the money." Naoki took out a thousand-yuan bill and was about to put it into the donation box.
"Stop looking down on others!" Xiangqin was furious and angrily slapped Naoki's hand away.
A trace of surprise flashed in Naoki’s eyes.
"I have been obsessed with someone like you for two years. It's such a waste of time. If I ask you to donate money, I might as well just die! I can't find any reason to ask you for help."
p>"Oh, you said that!" Zhi Shu raised his eyebrows and looked at Xiang Qin with some disapproval.
"That's right, I don't need your help at all!"
Zhi Shu put the money back into his pocket and walked out of the school with his schoolbag.
"People like you who think you are great and look down on other people are the most annoying!" Xiangqin yelled at Naoki's back angrily.
“I really don’t understand what the genius is thinking!” Ajin shook his head, picked up the loudspeaker and continued to raise funds. "Come, come, donate with love! If you are interested, please come and spend at least 300 yuan!"
"Ah Jin, stop making trouble!" Xiangqin glared at Ah Jin and turned around angrily. leave.
Ajin looked at Xiangqin’s leaving figure with an innocent look on his face. He's not making trouble! He is always very serious!
After the collapse of their new home, Xiangqin and her father Ah Cai temporarily moved to the restaurant owned by Ah Cai, planning to rent a small apartment to settle down in the future.
However, there is indeed warmth in this world! After Ah Cai's long-lost good friend Ali saw the news about the Yuan family's collapse on the TV news, he took the initiative to contact Ah Cai and invited the father and daughter to stay at his home temporarily.
"We also talked about you!" Ah Cai said to Xiangqin while busy unloading the luggage in the car.
"Talk about me?" Xiangqin looked at her father doubtfully.
"Because Ali has a son of the same age as you, and he seems to go to the same school." Ah Cai explained, and he and Xiangqin worked together to move the luggage to the door.
When Xiangqin saw the big word "Jiang Zhai" written in front of the door, he was dumbfounded and had an ominous premonition in his heart. It can't be such a coincidence, right?
"I heard from Ali that when he called his son in the afternoon to talk about it, his son seemed to know about you too. Xiangqin, I didn't expect that you were still a famous figure in school! In fact, there is someone of the same age It would be nice to study with other people." Ah Cai pressed the doorbell and continued talking without noticing the difference in Xiang Qin's expression.
"But no matter what, every high school boy is a pervert, and you're living in someone else's house, so you still have to be careful..."
"Acai, you're finally here!" Ali Yi said. Open the door and shout warmly.
Xiangqin breathed a sigh of relief when she first saw Ali, who looked completely different from Jiang Zhishu. Luckily it’s just the same last name!
"I'm sorry to bother you."
"Why don't you bother me? We have been old friends for decades, and it is too foreign to say such things. Just Just treat this place as your own home!"
"You're welcome then!" Ah Cai smiled and turned to introduce Xiang Qin. "Xiangqin, this is Uncle Ali."
"Hello, uncle, I am Xiangqin."
"So polite! I am as beautiful as your mother. Come on! Come in! Just leave the things, I'll ask my son to move them!" Ali shouted back towards the house. "Brother! Brother! Come out and help Uncle Cai and the others carry their luggage."
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The extremely cold-blooded man (3)
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No way? ! Xiangqin stared in shock at the familiar figure walking straight towards her, with a look of disbelief on her face.
"Hello, I am the eldest son Zhishu!"
"Xiangqin, are you in the same class as our Zhishu? You must have met in school!" Sister-in-law Ali As soon as he saw Xiangqin, he warmly pulled her into the room and sat down.
"Although our classes are far apart, we have become very familiar with each other recently, right? Classmate Yuan!" After Zhishu finished moving his luggage, he stood next to Xiangqin and looked down at her. , the slightly raised smile was somewhat malicious.
"Yes...yes..." Xiangqin stuttered, not having the courage to look up at him.
In the corner of the living room, there was a small figure looking at everyone.
"Yushu, come here and say hello to Uncle Acai and Sister Xiangqin." Ali raised his eyes and stretched out his hand to beckon him over.
"Hello, uncle, I am Jiang Yushu. I am in the third grade of elementary school this year." Yushu came over with his homework book and saluted Ah Cai very politely.
"So good! My brother looks smart too."
"Hello! Yushu." Xiangqin smiled broadly and stretched out her hand to Yushu.
Yushu looked at Xiangqin without any reaction, completely ignoring her outstretched hand.
"Brother, you forgot that there is sister Xiangqin!" Sister-in-law Ali reminded her quickly when she saw Xiangqin's hand froze in mid-air in embarrassment.
"Sister Xiangqin, I am doing my homework, can you teach me the explanation and sentence construction of this idiom?" Yushu still looked at Xiangqin expressionlessly for a long time, and finally opened the homework book , handed it to Xiangqin.
The four words "Guizhou donkey has no skills" are written squarely on the top of the workbook.
Xiangqin stared at the homework book with a troubled expression.
"Sister Xiangqin, can't you?" Yushu looked at her with some disdain.
"How could it not be! However, are primary school students taught such difficult idioms now? This...this 'Jin'..." Xiangqin laughed a few times to cover up his guilty conscience.
She looked up at Naoki uncertainly, and when she saw Naoki raising his eyebrows with a look of disapproval, she quickly changed her thoughts. "This...'black' donkey has poor skills...well, it means that there is a black donkey...well, it, it has poor skills, so, so it is very poor!"
End Ali, who was about to drink the tea, spit out a mouthful of tea, choked on it, and started coughing.
"Are you okay?" Seeing this, Ali's wife quickly patted Ali's back to help him calm down.
"It's okay, it's okay... I accidentally choked on my tea." Ali was afraid of Xiangqin's embarrassment, so he suppressed his smile and waved his hands repeatedly.
"Brother, is this the explanation of this idiom?" Yushu looked up at Naoki with a calm face.
"'Qian' is the abbreviation of Guizhou Province. 'Guizhou's donkey skills are poor' refers to..." Zhi Shu paused and looked at Xiang Qin with meaning. “My skills are poor and limited, but I don’t know how to hide them.
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Xiangqin heard Naoki scolding him while turning around, and lowered his head in shame, but then he raised his head excitedly and said to Yushu: "Yushu, I know a way to form a sentence. Very useful! There is absolutely no wrong answer. "
Everyone looked at Xiangqin in surprise.
"Today the teacher taught us an idiom called "The donkey in Guizhou has no skills." Look, it’s very useful! You can use any idiom! "Xiangqin said his sentence proudly.
Naoki laughed honestly and unceremoniously.
Hiroki's face darkened and he shouted to Xiangqin: " idiot! Only idiots can use this kind of "idiot sentence making". Living with idiots like you every day, I will definitely become stupid! "
" Yushu, that's so rude, hurry up and apologize to sister Xiangqin! "Ali's wife stopped displeased.
"I don't want it! I hate you when I see you! Yushu made a face at Xiangqin, turned around and rushed upstairs.
"I'm sorry, Yushu is too ignorant." "Ali's wife looked at Xiangqin apologetically.
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. It's because Xiangqin is too stupid. "Ah Cai said awkwardly to smooth things over.
Zhi Shu, who was standing aside, still covered his lips with a sullen smile.
"Help Xiang Qin carry the luggage up. Come, Xiangqin, I'll take you to your room. I've decorated it all. "Ali's wife gave him an accusing look, elbowed him, and ordered.
As soon as the door opened, a room full of lace and cute dolls came into view. Xiangqin was a little dumbfounded, but She still tried her best to smile happily and couldn't bear to disappoint Sister-in-law Ali.
"So... so cute..."
Mrs. Ali happily pulled Xiangqin into the room.
"As long as you like it! Xiangqin, you don’t even know how much I want a daughter! I have long wanted to decorate a room full of lace and dolls like this! It's all because of your coming that I have the opportunity to display these lace curtains and dolls! "Ali's wife clasped her hands together and said with a happy face: "Look! Very dreamy, right? ”
“This room originally belonged to Yushu. "Naoki came up with his luggage, leaned against the door, and said coldly. "Because you are coming, he has to squeeze in with me. Thanks to you, my place has an extra table and a bed, which makes it so small. "
"I want you to talk more! "Ali's wife glared at Zhishu accusingly, patted Xiangqin's shoulder gently, and comforted, "Xiangqin, ignore him! I went to prepare dinner. Brother, help Xiangqin pack her luggage. "
"That... uncle..." Xiangqin did not dare to face Zhi Shu alone, and hurriedly wanted to call Mrs. Ali to stop her, but was a step too late.
There was only one person left in the room. Xiangqin and Zhishu looked at each other, the atmosphere was stiff and strange.
Zhishu picked up Xiangqin's luggage and asked indifferently: "Okay! What do you want me to sort out for you? "
"No... no need! I can do it myself. "Xiang Qin was flustered for a while.
"That's right, you don't need my help at all, do you? "Naoki said in a cold tone: "Whether you are here or not has nothing to do with me. "
Yushu made a small face from behind Zhishu and glared at Xiangqin deliberately.
"So, you'd better not disturb my life. "After that, Zhiquan walked away. Yushu also made a face at Xiangqin and slammed the door panel.
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Xiangqin sat down weakly on the edge of the bed, slumped his shoulders, and let out a long sigh.
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