Tik Tok's most interesting passage.

1, Homework Jun, Gong Ling has been destroyed, she has lost her mind. Today, you and I made up our minds.

2. What can be taken away is not something.

Just now, someone said he liked me, so I deleted him. God, he said that he liked me in September. He must be trying to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

4. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go. Funny quotations.

5, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

6. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I reached out, so I stuck out my leg and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me. So I have to admit: since ancient times, we can't be merciful, and we always win people's hearts.

7. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin.

8. When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!

9. The only thing in the world that you can get without hard work is age!

10. A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good driver.

1 1, I hope you won't call a girl biscuit casually in the future, she will hate you for life!

12, when we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.

13, when I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

14, old man, today is awesome, you don't even say hello!

15. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

16. Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

17, the chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

18, let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

19, the only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks; The only way in and out is the bed.

20. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person among1400 million people, and you can't find the correct answer to four multiple-choice questions.

2 1, I'm afraid the students who drive BMW will recognize that you ride a motorcycle without a helmet. I really think too much. Will people go with you to the places where they work, shop, live and play?

My mother hasn't nagged me since I got married a few years ago. Every day, besides watching TV series, I dance square dance, and my color is obviously much better than before. This is what people often say: married daughter-in-law, prosperous mother!

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

24. The heart is a pocket. When something is loaded, it is called heart. When you are a child, it is called the brain. When I was a child, I called it scheming. It is often called scheming.

25. Let's toss a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

26. I didn't jump the farthest in the standing long jump, but the pit I jumped was the deepest, and I am proud of it.

27. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

28. There is a sentient and righteous attitude and a state of going looking for trouble.

29. Now some people call their son Rabbit, but they call their pet dog son.

30. I also want to put down my mobile phone to spend more time with my parents, but when I put down my mobile phone, I found my parents holding it in their hands.

3 1, when urging food, it is more useful to say that it is not faster; When bargaining, it is said that looking at it is more useful than being cheap; It is more useful to say that you are leaving than not to leave.

32. If you like someone, you must express it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.

33. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to green, and finally left me.

You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless. You said ice is sleeping water, but I only remember that fart is a mouthful of shit.

It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Hehe, I was infected by a computer virus.

37. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

38. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

39. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.

40. I'm not going to marry a prince, but someone who treats me like a princess.

4 1, my mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family, because she suddenly felt that hitting me was more interesting.

I really envy their reunion yesterday. The longer the better. Unlike me, they are always so beautiful.

43. For me, in the exam, three points depend on talent, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on my deskmate.

44, I like you, like your mother hit you, unreasonable.

45. If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

47. Hello, everyone. My eldest brother Sha Qianmo, my second brother's name is Kill Matt, and my third brother's name is Kill Wolf. My name is Kill Thousand Knives.

48. Can a person like me resist beauty without weight?

49. Doing more exercise is good for your health. Making more money is good for life.

50. Who says a slap in the face doesn't make a sound? I will slap you in the face. Do you think it will ring?

5 1, hoping to win a person's heart, not old blind date.

52, why do you always meet love rat, give me a good reflection is it because you are too beautiful.

53. I really envy those dogs who can live for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

54. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

55. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

56. If you want to be famous, publish a book first; If you want to publish a book, you have an accident first.

57. I always treat money like dirt, and anyone who wants money treats me like dirt.

I was so excited on my birthday yesterday that the cake made everyone look terrible. The next day, I went to my father-in-law's house to eat noodles. I saw him blowing drunk with noodles, and my brain was pumping, and I was pressed into the noodles.

You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

60. Time is a butcher's knife, which only applies to good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people.

6 1. I went shopping in the supermarket today and saw that the shopping carts of two monks were full. I thought monks were really rich. When I checked out, the cashier asked him if he would pay in cash or by credit card. One of them said, we are here to give alms.

62. Asking people to pay back the money is like a secret love, and I always feel embarrassed to say it. When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

63. The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!

64. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

65. It is really dangerous for girls to try not to go out alone at night. No one can dissuade them from entering a house casually, but they will gain several pounds.

66. Fireflies shine in the dark, stand out from the crowd, stand out, the horse in the donkey is outstanding, the pig in the pigsty is handsome, and you stand with the orangutan is handsome!

67. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

68. The tears you shed while making up your homework at the moment are the water that enters your mind when you surf.

69. It may not be the dwarf around Snow White, but also the gourd doll.

70. I hate the nonsense that tells me why you gave up treatment, which makes me look saved.

7 1. I am not only lucky, but also athlete's foot.

72. If you don't work hard now, you will move bricks on other people's walls in the future.

73. City people just can't live. If such a good daughter-in-law says no, she won't.

74. In modern life, cooking raw rice into cooked rice is out of date. Even if it is fried into popcorn, the runner will still run.

75. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

76, buddy, I'm sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

77. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise BMW will drive us.

79. At the street bookstall, I told my boss that you pirated this book! The boss is also a real person, saying, yes! Piracy, piracy is good, little girl, you can look at it and find typos.

80. The more times you commit suicide, the less experienced you become.