3 homophonic ancient poems, couplets and jokes.

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because the car dealership didn't have an auspicious license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess with it. Not bad! " The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

2. The biology teacher asked, "Everyone knows that eating more peppers is bad for your health. When we eat peppers, they are absorbed in the small intestine. What will they become? "

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I know that Chili is eaten in the small intestine and absorbed by the small intestine, and it will become: spicy (waxy) intestine."

At a meeting in the village, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Now the meeting is over. The host said: "Sausage paste melon for pickles." (Now, let the village chief speak. The village chief said, "Please give me rabbits and shrimps.