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What are some jokes about playing with teammates in the King's Pit?

First of all, I want to say that none of my teammates are the worst I have ever seen. First, don't fight wild with wild skills.

Zhao Yun, who was punished, didn't fight wild. Forget it, when I grabbed the dragon with the enemy, the enemy was destroyed by the regiment. We only had Zhao Yun, but! But! Dalong was taken away by a remnant of Luban across the street! exm? Are you completely incapable of using summoner skills? Call us a pit when it's over?

Second, the blind operation series

Then the second pit, playing a game is also angry. So many pit teammates.

Go to the appointment and have a good time. If you can't play well, you can't even play auxiliary! This guy ran to the tower and took aim with two skills for a long time! Can't you aim outside? At that time, the ability to keep promises had not been cut. Aren't you looking forward for the purpose of sniper? What's the point of pursuing like this?

Third, if you can't beat him, say that a hero is invincible.

It's really been a long time. Our teammates say Huang Zhong is invincible? How can I put it? Huang Zhongcui, our high-output hero cooperated with the tank to cut in. Isn't it a death wish to start a group? However, what is the situation? Run when you see Huang Zhong? How afraid you are of Huang Zhong! And we have Hou Yi! And Hou Yi! If only Hou Yi had knocked him out! Why are you running in Houyi?

Fourth, scold other people's food, resulting in the bottom of the economic record.

This is just the opposite of the first one, one does not play wild, and the other keeps playing wild. This situation is more obvious in monkeys. Some people are slow to play wild and cannot develop. As a result, you still play wild ... there is nothing to say, the most important thing is to scold others for not playing, pig teammates, and anyone who is also a spicy chicken ... The result is the lowest economy and the least number of people. Who doesn't have a b number in mind?

That's it. Who else have you seen? Let's discuss it.