Whose joke is the most classic?

The little turtle saw a snail practicing long-distance running and asked, what are you doing, slow? Snail: I am practicing long-distance running. The tortoise said contemptuously, come up and I'll show you. An earthworm on the turtle's back saw the snail and said, sit still, you are old!

Doctors have always been careless and once wrote "anal speech" in their medical records. The chief physician was very angry when he found out and criticized "nonsense" in the bottom.

The difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor-the twentieth floor: ahhh ... bam! 2nd floor: Bang! ..... ahhh.

In the middle of the night, the cat was awakened by a knock at the door. When it opened the door, it was a mouse. The cat asked angrily, do you want to die? The mouse trembled and said, Brother, buy insurance. The task is too heavy. I really have no choice but to knock on your door.

The old sparrow asked the wild goose, Where are you going? Goose: Fly to the south for the winter. The old sparrow patted the head of the little sparrow beside him and said, Look, this is the life of the rich!

In a restaurant, the baby was crying, and the young woman quickly undressed to prepare for breastfeeding. The waiter immediately came to stop it, and the young woman was furious: Isn't this ok? Attendant: It's ok to show your chest, but you can't bring your own drinks!

Once upon a time, an ant and an elephant fell in love, so they got married. But something unexpected happened in the sky. Soon the elephant died and the little ant became a widow. She said regretfully, I don't have to do anything else in my life, just bury him.