Who has some humorous advertising words and hints?

1, Wrigley gum, love to use Wrigley (Wrigley gum advertising language)

2. Endless riding (a motorcycle slogan)

3, a bright and amazing (a kind of eye disease therapeutic device advertising language)

4. The name of the clothes is amazing (a clothing advertisement)

5, no stomach (a slogan of stomach medicine)

6. Be proud of drinking (a drinking slogan)

7. Taste local wine (wine advertising language)

8. Whole food beauty (hotel slogan)

9. Cough can't be delayed (a cough medicine advertisement)

10, Idle wife and good mother (advertising language of a washing machine)

1 1, silent mosquito (an advertisement for mosquito killer)

12, no inflammation in the mouth (advertised by a toothpaste)

13, 100 clothes and 100 clothes (a brand-name clothing advertising language)

14, attracting people into the store (banner of high-end hotel)

15, Wise men have different opinions (ancient bridge air conditioning advertising language)

16, surprise curtain (advertising language of Asian computer 3D animation system)

17, I didn't know Fule until I drank it.

18, Dashihua Small Petrochemical (Danshu Capsule Advertising Language)

19, Six Gods are taken, and the whole family has no worries (advertising slogan of toilet water with special effects of Six Gods)

20, stomach disease treatment with Sifang (Sifang stomach tablets advertising language)

2 1, China Telecom Trinidad Sound Edge (long-distance telephone advertising language)

22. Jiali-Wash away the dust along your way (a washing powder advertisement)

23. Hemorrhoids are not old (a slogan of hemorrhoid medicine)

Hehe, there are many articles criticizing this kind of advertisements, thinking that it affects the purity of Chinese. I didn't expect such homework at school. . . 9 see joke: The teacher asked chubby Xiaoming pointing to the mistakes in the math exercise book: "How to write 0?"

"Isn't there a saying in the idiom called' hide 2 to zero'?" Xiaoming is eloquent.

The teacher laughed and cried: "That's called' stealing the clock'!" You really dare to use it indiscriminately "

Xiao Ming also argued: "It's not misuse, I think differently."

The teacher was so angry that he pointed to Xiaoming's instructions and said, "You'll gain weight without thinking!"

Xiao Ming laughed at himself: "What can I do? As the saying goes, stupid birds get fat first! " "

The teacher began to feel rude and asked softly, "Why do you always tamper with idioms?"

Xiao Ming argued: "Isn't there always no inflammation in the mouth, no shoes to wear, taking a bath at will and coughing without delay in TV advertisements?"

The teacher sighed after listening and was speechless.

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