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Classic joke: three turtles Three turtles came to a restaurant and asked for three cakes. As soon as things were served, they found that there was no money. The tortoise said: I am the oldest, of course, I don't have to go back to withdraw money. The tortoise said: it is most suitable to send a small tortoise. The little turtle said, I can go back and get the money, but after I leave, none of you can touch my cake! The tortoise and the tortoise promised, and the little tortoise left. Because their bellies were empty, the tortoise quickly ate up his cake. However, the little turtle has been missing for a long time. On the third day, the tortoise was so hungry that they all said, let's eat the tortoise's share. Just as they were about to start eating, the little turtle's voice came from next door: "If you dare to touch my cake, I won't go back to get the money!" " "
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