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How charming this country is.
There is no farm work in winter, and all the men in the village go to the town or the city to do odd jobs to help their families. Zhang Dafa didn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
Zhang Dafa is a talkative person in the village. He walks around all day and likes to make trouble with the big girls and kannika nimtragol in the village. He can always find a topic and make them laugh. Because of this, he was scolded by his daughter-in-law, and the villagers gave him a nickname, calling his wife lax. Because of his fault, his daughter-in-law refused to let him go out to do odd jobs, so she did farm work at home and refused to go anywhere.
On the contrary, Li Youcai, Zhang Dafa's neighbor, is the richest family in the village. He does business in the town all day and earns a lot of money. Li Youcai is the second child in the family. Because of his wealth, people call him Li's second brother. Although the second brother earns a lot of money, he often sets out, sometimes it takes two or three months to go out. Leaving yisow at home to take care of the elderly and children, and busy with farm work, it is also very hard to rely on her all inside and outside. Fortunately, my second brother bought my second sister-in-law fashionable clothes when he left and came back. My second sister-in-law is very handsome and charming. Ersao has long hair and is used to stroking bangs with her hands. It is this action that makes all the men in the village want to look at her more and talk to her. The second sister-in-law is kind and laughs at some jokes and doesn't take it to heart.
On this day, Zhang Dafa's children wanted to eat boiled eggs, which happened to be gone at home. Dafa's wife said to Dafa, "There are no eggs at home. Borrow two from Ersao's house. " I haven't returned what I borrowed from others last time, so I can't open my mouth. "The solution is wrapped up. His wife stared. "Are you going or not? !” "Go, go, go", Dafa dared not disobey, and hurried out of the door with his head down.
The two families are very close and turn around in the alley. Gently push open the door and lean in. "yisow, are you at home?" Ask in a low voice.
"Who is it?" Yisow opened the north gate and poked her head out.
Suddenly looked up, the heart suddenly quiver. "It's so beautiful," my heart jumped.
Sister-in-law just finished washing her hair, wiped her hair with a towel and opened the door to watch. Wearing a tight red sweater on the bed makes the figure more concave and convex, and the already handsome face is flushed with hot air. Long black hair is draped over the shoulders, and the eyes can speak, which makes the viewer feel weak.
"Sister-in-law, the child wants to eat eggs and has no home. The store was closed and she asked me to borrow two. " Dafa felt that his mouth was a little stupid.
"No eggs?" Yisow looked at him straight, and her eyes were obviously asking if she had not returned what she borrowed last time.
"Well, well. Don't say eat breakfast. " Have a big stutter.
Sister-in-law smiled "Dafa, ask if there are any eggs in the chicken nest?"
Seeing yisow laughing, Daihatsu recovered her spirit. Ok, I'll ask the old hen.
He smiled at the old hen in front of Dafa's henhouse. "Old hen, do you have any eggs?" The old hen looked at him, shook her head and cooed.
Yisow put on her cotton-padded jacket and came out with a smile.
Dafa became more and more energetic and said to the old hen, "I'll sing you a song so that you can lay eggs."
"Old hen, don't be angry. Let me ask you something. The child wants to eat boiled eggs, and his wife asks me to cook them. If you want to lay eggs, lay them quickly. If there are no eggs, change them for me. If you are too lonely, find a rooster around. " While singing, squint at yisow and smile.
Yisow took a few steps forward and made a gesture of raising her hand to fight. She said angrily, "You are a bad person and have no good heart." With a smile on his face. "All right, stop yelling. I'll go in and get it for you. Don't delay the child. "
Sister-in-law turned and walked into the room, looking as beautiful as a willow tree from head to toe. Dafa tried to follow him into the house, but his legs could not move.
After a while, yisow took out a bag of eggs and handed it to Dafa. "I bought a lot, but my family is small and I can't finish it. Give it to my children. " Still laughing.
Dafa's hand is a little shaky, holding the egg, afraid of touching Ersao's hand. Yisow looked at him and smiled again. In a panic, she said, "Second sister-in-law is really beautiful ...".
"Raul, you are not serious. Your wife should hit you in the mouth. " Before the words were finished, yisow patted Dafa on the shoulder and giggled.
Dafa felt his bones were brittle and was about to speak. Suddenly, there was a loud cry at the gate: "Dafa, did you borrow the eggs?" With a crunch, Dafa's wife came in from the outside.
Dafa hurriedly turned his head, raised his arm and showed the egg to his wife. "I borrowed it. I'll be right back."
The second sister-in-law greeted her and said to Dafa's wife, "I just have it here. Don't delay the child. " Dafa's wife is a little embarrassed. "I haven't returned what I borrowed last time." "What else, children eat za just happy? This need not be returned, and it is not an outsider. "
Dafa and his wife thanked each other and went out. Yisow sent them out and returned home. Passing the henhouse, she suddenly turned around, thoughtfully, and remembered what she had said, only to realize that the man had set off for another month. She glanced at the old hen and sighed softly.
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