Somebody tell me a joke! thank you

One day, the old fly and the small fly were playing outside. The little fly pointed to the white clouds and asked, "Mom, what is this?" Mother said, "This is white clouds." The little fly pointed to the blue sky and asked, "What is this?" Mother said, "This is the blue sky." He pointed to the flowers and asked, "What is this?" . Mother said, "This is a flower." The little fly said, "Mom, of course, the world is so beautiful, why should we eat shit!" " "The old fly said angrily," silly boy, don't call names when you eat. "

That's the elevator

There is a man who really wants to taste the taste of staying in a grand hotel. He saved enough money, went into the hotel, went through the formalities, and walked happily inside according to the route pointed out by the waiter.

But after a while, he turned back and became angry: "I don't live. What house is that?" Let me pay a high price to live in such a room with a big cabinet and only a folding chair. I won't do it! "

The waiter smiled and said, "Sir, you are mistaken. That's the elevator. "

Forgivable

In prison, the prison history said to the prisoner, "Your wife saw you coming."

The prisoner asked, "What's her name, please?"

The prison history said impatiently, "Don't you even know your wife's name?"

The prisoner replied, "Don't you know that I have committed bigamy?"