Tang Monk said funny lines

Tang Monk’s Quotations No. 1: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Tell me something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Article 2 of Tang Monk’s Quotations: Wukong wants to eat me. It is just an idea and has not become a fact. You have no evidence, so why is he guilty? Why don't you wait until he eats me and you have the evidence to convict him?

Article 3 of Tang Seng’s Quotations: Humans are born of human beings, monsters are born of monsters.

Article 4 of Tang Seng’s Quotations: If you want it, just say it. If you want it, I will give it to you. It’s impossible that you don’t want me to give it to you. If you want it, I won’t give it to you... Let’s be reasonable. Well! "What are the two short sentences in the middle? I can't remember.

Article 5 of Tang Seng's Quotations: You want it? If you want it, just say it. How will I know you want it if you don't say it? What? It’s impossible for you to say that you want me but not give it to you. You don’t want it but you insist on giving it to you.

Tang Seng’s Quotations No. 6: Wukong, you want it? If you want it, just say it. How will I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Just take it! Don’t you really want it? Do you really want it? …… It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. He feels very uncomfortable after wearing it and has trouble sleeping all night. Even though he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. If the government finds out, they will accuse me of cruelty to animals! , I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. His workmanship is exquisite, his price is fair, and he is honest. Let me introduce you to make another one!

No. 8 of Tang Monk’s Quotations: I don’t know how. This is embarrassing for you... Please tell the Jade Emperor that this poor monk is willing to sacrifice his life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? The fearless spirit of Buddha’s compassion!

Tang Seng’s Quotations No. 9: Wukong, do you know what Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang is?

Tang Seng’s Quotations No. 10: On- -ly——you--!

Tang Seng’s Quotations No. 11: Humans are born from human beings, monsters are born from monsters, who are you born from?

Tang Seng Quotation No. 12: People are born from humans, and monsters are born from demons. → You are. It rained for four days the first time and three days the second time.