Funny jokes of girls

1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right! 2. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I had to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. ! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells! A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. One of them passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two! 5. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours later. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't come back, I will die! At this time, there was a snail's voice outside the door: you said I wouldn't go! 6. Someone keeps a pig, and hates and dislikes it, but the pig knows the way back, and it is useless to dislike it. One day, he drove a lot of cars and abandoned the pig. He called home late at night and asked, "Is the pig coming back?" Answer: "I have come back!" " It growled, "put it on the phone, I'm lost!" 7. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant's nest, and the ant crawled on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it". 8. One morning in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "9. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now. 10, sophomore, girls in the dormitory all like Emil Wakin Chau's songs, and a tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl in the upper bunk asked: Where is my Emil Wakin Chau? The girl in the lower bunk replied, It's in my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then everyone fell on the bed. Girls' funny jokes 2 1. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together. 3, the old saying goes: My fair lady, a gentleman is good. Now I finally understand what I'm missing. Is a confidante like a young lady who has the ability to sink fish and close the moon and feel ashamed of flowers. I suffer from lovelorn all the time. I don't know what you can do to help me alleviate this torture! 5, but I immediately thought that such a beautiful woman, if others can't see it, isn't it a waste of God's hard work? After a painful ideological struggle, I finally made up my mind to sacrifice and dedicate myself. I want to take this jade photo out and dedicate it to the world! 6. It is raining, the wind is blowing, and someone is worried about you; Some people cry, some people laugh, some people can't sleep for you. 7. If you need me to love you for billions of years, I will accompany you forever! I'm sorry, I love you! ! ! If time permits me to come again, I will say I love you with a smile. 9. Only I have your love in this world! Only by loving you can I feel your loveliness; Only by kissing you can I feel your tenderness. I always hope you have my feelings! 10, when you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev 1 1, I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night. 12, do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above. 13, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. 14, love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love born from love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1. 15, if the frog doesn't become a prince? What if the princess doesn't wake up? What if the little mermaid didn't turn into foam? Will I still believe in love? Do you believe it? Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name. 16, love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day! 17, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! 18, I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! 19, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.