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QQ Mood Talk: Sometimes, it only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your cold talk.

1. I'd rather be heartless now than be heartbroken at last.

In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.

Taking a bath in summer feels like helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

4. Like a person's feeling, just like the other person has/says/

What is the secret? It is the catalyst for you to enhance your feelings with others today, and it is the intangible fatal wound that will kill you tomorrow.

14. Don't tell others everything. What you said is from the heart. They are listening to jokes.

What is growth? Growth is the first time to leave home, be betrayed by others, see through friends for the first time, know for the first time that you can be better than a teacher, compromise for the first time, be hurt for the first time, hear others talk behind your back for the first time, and feel lonely and helpless for the first time. Growing up is every pain, and these first times are like a preventive shot, which can make you resist the world more and more.

16. People who really love you will urge you to become better, not worry about your youth.

17. I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

18. In fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being cold and hot for you is to treat you as a spare tire and make you feel that you don't love enough.

19. I once had a dog. I named it don't move. Come here. Don't move. Then I went crazy.

20. Some people say that when girls come to society, they will meet many boys who are better than in school. When boys come to society, it is difficult to find better girls than schools.

2 1. I understand that there are thousands of emotions, so many times they don't get along.

22. It is a common problem for women to get to the bottom of everything, but they can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

24. We often tell our sadness as a joke.

25. I hate two kinds of boys most. One is that anyone can warm up, and it is central air conditioning. One is a space message board, like a slut gathering place.

26. If you don't feel, don't give me the illusion; If you are insincere, don't disturb my heart.

27. The best tacit understanding is that I understand your affectation and reserve, and you understand my plot.

28. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

29. The people who make you angry are the people you care about, and the people who make you angry are the people who care about you.

30. There is a fate called love at first sight, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless. Sometimes, you just need to pull yourself together and move on.

1. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

Second, the complexity of life is not only between people, but there will always be some unsatisfactory things in life.

3. Me Before You, I thought love was earth-shattering, vigorous and tearful; I thought love was thrilling, passionate and happy. I thought love was suffocating madness, and love was boiling coal. Hand in hand through the ups and downs, warmth and hardships in marriage, I began to understand that love can stand the dull fleeting time.

Fourth, I don't need to be understood by anyone, let alone explain myself to anyone.

When you can't retreat, when you don't hesitate, always move forward. Road, always there.

6. In fact, nothing can be forgotten. No matter how beautiful and unforgettable the past is, it is just the past.

Seven, people's life, how many memorable stories, in the past years, the bitterness of crying, the happiness of laughing.

Eight, love is a five-flavored bottle full of ups and downs, sweet to the heart and bitter to the bottom of my heart.

Nine, in the world, there is no feeling that does not hurt people's hearts. More or less, it will leave scars on your soul. Emotional joy is bought at the expense of scars, and emotional joy will return in the form of scars.

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

Eleven, with a flick of a finger, things are different. All hopes and feelings are buried in the wild. Forgiveness is the greatest punishment.

Twelve, life is not easy, life is not long, why use unnecessary troubles to humiliate yourself and hurt the years. Youth should have a happy and brave temperament.

Thirteen, everything you have learned, every pain you have suffered, will come in handy at some point in your life.

You don't have to keep saying you love someone. All you have to do is make yourself excellent, make her feel happy when she sees you, and everyone knows that you are a good match, that's all.

Fifteen, those things that we once thought were unforgettable were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

Sixteen, some people, in the process of waiting, can't wait any longer and have to leave. Some things can't wait in the process of obtaining, so we can only give up.

Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

18. There are good memories and sad memories. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others.

Sometimes, you just need to pull yourself together and move on.

Twenty, youth, the best time in life, believe in yourself and know that what is in your heart is stronger than any difficulty.

Twenty-one, don't expect everyone to understand you, because radish and cabbage have their own love. If you make a radish, naturally you can't make a green vegetable.

22. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again for the rest of their lives.

23. Stay happy in the face of complexity. Believe in your own strength, but don't refuse tears; Believe in the beauty of material things, but don't waste your life.

Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the most difficult thing to recover in this world. In our hearts, everyone is lonely.

Aesthetically speaking, happiness sometimes takes only one step.

First, in emotional confrontation, if you win face, you lose mutual affection. People who often stick to the end will become lonely. -"Motto"

Second, now is not the time to think about what is missing. It's time to think about what you can do with what you have. -Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea

Third, a woman's beauty will get older and older with the passage of time, but her old beauty is called feminine when chewed in the mouth of the world. Su Cen

There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

5. You splashed ink in the corner of your incomplete speech, so you rendered a summer without ups and downs. -Jing M.Guo's "The summer of the solstice has not yet arrived"

Sixth, time is the fairest referee; History is the best witness. You will know how much I love you in the end, but give me some time!

Seven, happiness sometimes only takes one step!

Eight, no heart will be hurt by chasing dreams. When you really want something, the whole universe will unite to help you finish it.

Nine, an important sign of maturity is not to learn to express (), but to learn to swallow.

10. The mementos of love are never the watches and necklaces you gave me, not even sweet messages and photos. The most precious souvenir of love is what you left me, just like the river left on the terrain, and the changes you brought me. Kevin Tsai

1 1. The past is just an experience and feeling, not evidence. You don't need to be responsible for the past or the future. Don't cling to the past. The present facts are more effective and convincing than the previous memories.

Twelve, life, how much care, how much pain; Persistence in life is persistence in learning. Although we have encountered hardships, we can grow up in repeated hardships and stand up again. This is a life of struggle.

Thirteen, most people think that if you have courage, you are not afraid. Now let me tell you that not being afraid is not courage, but some kind of brain injury. Courage is that you can face difficulties even though you are afraid; Although you feel pain, you can still face it. the road less traveled

Fourteen, in the past, letters were slow, cars and horses were far away, and I only loved one person in my life.

Fifteen, alive, there are always people you don't like, and there are people who don't like you. The most uncomfortable feeling is not to become strange, but to become strange gradually.

Cry when you are sad and wronged. After crying, wash your face, pat your face and squeeze out a smile for yourself. Don't rub it, or your eyes will swell up the next morning.

Seventeen, around you, someone stopped to tell you a life truth. Some people stop to share some secrets that can be treasured. Life is full of vitality because of these stop-and-go passers-by When they stand up again, please smile goodbye. There are many things in the world that you can't change, but you should try to change everything that can be changed and try to adapt to everything that can't be changed.

Eighteen, rather than care about the betrayal and incompetence of others, it is better to manage your own dignity and beauty.

Nineteen, one day I will walk away from you silently. I missed a lot. I am always sad alone.

Twenty, life is like summer flowers. Who will agree with my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?

I like to do things that scare me. -Leonardo DiCaprio

Everyone gets everything from life, but most people don't know it themselves. -Borges "Ondel"

Twenty-three, a little tired, tired in my heart; Some tears hang on my face and hurt my heart; Some pain, no injury, no trace, pain in the heart; Sound, also tired; Tangible and bitter; The injured person is still injured. It is better to change yourself than to complain. Mind your own heart and do your own thing better than anything else.

You don't need to take medicine, you just need to shut up.

The whole class staged a dance, which was really varied and varied, with various stretches and twists. Boys try their best to imitate the movements of their classmates in front, only seeking the movements at the beginning and the end, and ignoring all the movements in the middle, which makes people want to be crazy! ! ! !

My sister came to see a doctor with a black face, and the doctor asked her what was wrong. The lady cried and said that her husband would beat her every time he came back drunk. "It's easy," said the doctor. "This is mouthwash. Next time he comes home drunk, you can hold this mouthwash until he falls asleep. " A month later, the lady went to the doctor with joy: "Doctor, what medicine did you prescribe for me?" He really stopped hitting me! ""I prescribed pure water for you, "said the doctor." You don't need to take medicine, you just need to shut up.

I went to the dentist to have my wisdom teeth pulled out and had an operation. Because I can't speak, I recorded a voice "It hurts" in advance. I play whenever I feel pain. The whole consulting room echoed with "Doctor, slow down, pain, pain, pain ……", and kept talking with a group of doctors and nurses ... Later, the doctor who operated on me couldn't bear it anymore and took my mobile phone away.

I was bullied when I first transferred to school, so I called my grandfather to help me vent my anger. I didn't expect the other party to call him grandpa. As soon as we met, my grandfather suddenly said, "Boy, do you know who I am?" Unexpectedly, his grandfather made a ceremony, and the two went to the pub with wet eyes without saying a word.

Xiaoming is very naughty. He reported that he was eating apples in a nearby orchard and was found. The owner of the orchard asked, "What's your name? I want to tell your parents! " Xiao Ming said generously, "No, my parents know my name."

Lao Tzu called his disciples to bed before he died. He opened his mouth and asked, "Is my tooth still there?" "It's gone." "Where's my tongue?" Still here. Laozi said, "Soft things last longer than hard things!"

I used to live in high school, and it took more than 40 minutes to leave home by minibus. I lost my money for a week, but I didn't borrow it from anyone because I was too proud. On Friday, I live with milk tea, honey and fruit that I brought to school on Monday, but I didn't ask anyone for four yuan for the fare home. Finally, I walked home for a few hours. . . . . . Now that I think about it, it was quite interesting at first. . . Desperate to save face and suffer.

I remember when I practiced driving. Every time I pull over, I always park my car sideways. Every time the coach scolds me, the more he scolds me, the more nervous I get. I turned to look at the coach, who looked at me without saying a word. I asked timidly, "Did I park my car sideways again?" The coach said indignantly, "No way, this is a crooked road!" " ! !

I used to be lazy and relapse every time I went home on holiday, so I couldn't stay in bed all day. . . My parents are not satisfied with this. Once I was lying in bed in a daze. My father thought I was asleep, so he arranged for me with my mother: "Look, our daughter is too lazy. If we get married in the future, the man's family will probably have to add an ancestor ... "My mother replied," Yes, it's too poor. I really feel sorry for our future son-in-law ... "Dad:" That's not true. If anyone can really marry our daughter, it must be because of past lives.

The subway to work today is super crowded. A man accidentally stepped on a woman's foot and said he was sorry. Unexpectedly, the woman insisted on cursing, and the man couldn't bear to point the phone at her and open the Tom cat on the phone. ...

I went to donate blood with my friends. Someone donated 200cc to a box of milk, and someone donated 600cc to an electronic watch and a box of milk. A second-rate colleague said: If I donated 1200CC, I didn't know how much I would donate, so I told him at that time that I was worthless and insatiable. When it's my turn. How much the doctor said, I said, all drainage, what I give!