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What embarrassing things did you do when you were children?

Some childhood experiences are very important to everyone, and of course I have done many embarrassing things. Some things are funny when I think about it now. Let's count the embarrassing things when we were children!

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When I was a child, I pumped my ears with a bicycle pump, and then I had a headache for a few days.

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About 4 years old ~ stinking in the wild ~ then stirring shit with a stick ~ a boy next to him invited him to dinner ~ said I made dinner ~

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When I was eleven or twelve years old, I watched TV with my parents, and then I felt uncomfortable when I saw that kind of lens. LZ and dad watched TV, thinking that the animal world was so pure that there would be no ... but monkeys actually mated! ! !

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I was late for kindergarten and wanted to take a shit. After thinking quickly, I decided to wait until school. Walking into the corridor ... suddenly I felt something rolling out of my trouser legs, right! That's right! My shit! Then I cried.

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When I was a child, I liked to have shiny bubbles on my hands ~ sing:? I am a fox who has practiced for thousands of years ...? Sing and shout and wash it off in the shower? The fox shed its skin! ?

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After class, my classmates stripped my pants in the corridor! !

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When I was a child, I hung a plastic bag with rotten oranges on the bridge of the farmer's market in a small county in the northeast as a parachute and threw it at the stall under the bridge, dragging it for a long time. ......

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After school, I ran to my father's arms, but I went astray, and then ......

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My brother and I are playing at my grandmother's house. I am standing on the dam, and my brother is under it. I jumped down and asked him to meet me below. I broke my head! Oh, by the way, my brother is one year older than me.

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When I was a child, I ate that kind of hawthorn pill and felt it had medicinal value. I was watching the sky on the balcony and threw it downstairs. On the first floor, the one with the yard is not capped. It rained that night. The next morning, I heard my aunt standing in her yard and cursing the street, saying that someone was wicked and refused to pull the toilet and throw it out. ......

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