There is a joke, it seems that the master, the Taoist priest, and the monk are all talking about each other in one sentence. Full length of this joke. Someone send me the complete one. urgent

Ultimate version: Master, just follow my old father!

Master, just follow my old father!

Version 1 Love Triangle: The Tao of Thieves! You dare to rob the master's wife with Lao Na.

Version 2 Brokeback Mountain: Thief nun, you dare to rob the abbot from Taoist master!

Version 3 Brokeback Mountain having an affair: Bald Donkey, How dare you compete with the poor nun for the Taoist master!

Version 4 The loyal Brokeback Mountain: The dead nun. Don’t try to destroy the relationship between the old man and the Taoist master!

Version 5 Fellow disciple Rijiu Shengqing: Senior brother, just follow my father's example

Version 6 All gods are lawless: You thief! How dare you snatch the priest from the Taoist master!!

Version 7 Plot continuity: Master, please follow me... Master, please spare me~~

Version 8 Religion 3P version: Master, please follow Pindao and the abbot

Version 9 Buddhist SM version: Master, it turns out that you are accustomed to using long whips. With the abbot under your care, I can leave with peace of mind...Cry

Powerful enhanced version:

It is night, windless and clear.

Ouchi

Sakura blossoms are like rain.

Three people are fighting.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord, how dare you compete with me to steal the master's wife? Today, Taoist Master will give you a tragic death."

"Brother, stop making trouble. You have been in the palace for so many years. "It's impossible for us anymore." The beautiful nun took the abbot's hand and said, "He is the only one in my heart now."

"Daughter, please step aside, I will attack this traitor today." The following is the revenge for taking away my wife."

Ultimate version:

The night is very deep.

In the depths of the palace, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into an open space at the same time. A man held a fly whisk in his hand, glared and cursed: "Bald donkey! How courageous are you! How dare you snatch the master's wife from a poor Taoist!"

The woman shouted urgently: "Brother! You are so brave!" We haven't been able to be husband and wife for many years, so why do you have to force each other so hard?" He said, holding on to the man next to him: "I only love him! He is the only one in my heart!"

He gently broke away from the woman's hand, took a step forward, and whispered: "Daughter! Stand back! Look at me killing this stinky Taoist priest today! To avenge the hatred of taking his wife many years ago!"

Only Seeing the two people she loved most fighting each other to the death, the woman sighed helplessly: "You two, stop fighting. I already had the flesh and blood of my grandfather 9 years ago! The current little emperor is also. My body only belongs to him, you go." Well..."

At this time, a handsomely dressed young man appeared from behind a stone lion, sighing: "Queen Mother, I am a man with cut sleeves, and I have a relationship with Grandpa Monk, Long Yang. Okay..." After saying that, he glanced at the Taoist priest from the corner of his eyes and then lowered his head.

After hearing this, the man with the fly whisk in his hand stood blankly for a while and said sadly: "Okay, okay, okay, as expected, the way of heaven is circulating. Karma is not happy, back then I took your wife, but now you take my heart and soul, and I wielded the knife to change my gender in vain. Qiao became an internal official and suffered the pain of being in the palace

But the great monk seemed not to have heard the Taoist priest's words. Instead, he pondered and asked the woman: Daughter, did you say that His Majesty had an affair with his father nine years ago? Is he dead or alive now?

"Hahahaha" with ear-splitting laughter, a man in tattered clothes The lama descended from the sky, "Bald donkey, the revenge of taking my wife has not been avenged, how can I be willing to go west like this?!!!"