Two-part allegorical saying in Longxi dialect is so funny.

Hit the moon with a board-I don't know how heavy it is.

Ha (Xiashan) mountain donkey smelly bow-come on!

Come on, wipe your beard-it's far from the mistake.

Sorghum noodles are peppers-you can't tell if you eat them or not.

Clear the gap and wake up the skin-along the canal

Road and bridge slope halfway-can't get up.

Bean jelly sorghum stalk-slippery

Door leaf of Catholic church-foreign board

People in the village carry pots-they are fixed (nailed)

Blinking and Fluctuating —— Donkey on a stick

The lame man's chrysanthemum-strange thing

Forty-day-old pig babies drink noodle soup-they giggle.

Lord Huang Cheng's mule-an idle beast

Come to sleep with a dustpan.-when you come.

Blow your hands and feet-why bother?

Take off pants and fart-a random procedure

Tie the hemp rope to the bone with your feet-pull it down

Native guns also shoot foreign bullets-the bread flour you eat is biscuit fart.

Flash without dying-temporarily touching food and shit

Fall into the washbasin-I don't know the depth.

Grinding the pit door-pushing shit (death)

Hang the hammer on the left-here we go again (on the right)

The devil is whoring-here comes the ghost of Hu ri.

Eat a farewell dinner with a chopstick-laziness is very lenient.

Toad ate a box of boiled eggs-every living turtle swelled to death.

Open (wipe) the ditch with scraping slag (melon)

Hit the moon with a board-I don't know how heavy it is.

Looking for Er Qiao in the smoke hole-not in business (not there)

Basket and sleep-bend over

An old dog on the dunghill-be a big dog.

Pigs eat peaches and tigers turn around from skin to skin.

Reasonable water pee fart-different

Yuejiadun Bean Accompanying the Rain-Get up

Spoilers support the table-what shelf?

Stop excrement (lice)-two jobs at a time.

Clear your head, fart-waste

Cucumber hits donkey-half naked

Blow up the lock and throw away the nap-nothing.

Wearing a helmet-pretending to be a field army

Tigers eat flies-Haban's teeth are forked.

Chili sorghum noodles-you can't tell if you eat them or not!

Eat a loose meal with chopsticks-very wide!

Hang the bread at the door.

Funny Guangdong Dialect Xiehouyu

Tie Guai Li plays football-kicking.

There are sores above the head shell and pus below the foot skin-bad to the bone.

Meat buns beat dogs-there is no turning back.

Cement stairs-there are boards on the nails.

Husband pulls a fan-sad-(wife) cool.

The wife bears the heavy burden-Yin Gong-(male)

Inverted cured duck-full of oil

Dongguan guy sells seats-are you alive or dead?

Wet cotton tires-no bullets

Jiaozi boiled in the teapot-pour it with your mouth-(pottery)-won't come out.

White jade painted with white paint-cheap to install

A piece of meat on the cock's head-the size is an official-(crown)

The monk went down the mountain-something happened-(temple)-.

Visit patients in Yan Luowang-see if you're dead.

The ice fell into the vinegar jar-it was worn out.

Pork soaked in vinegar-carnosic acid

Carving on plywood-despicable

Tangxin taro

Boiled duck with cold melon-suffering from "brothers"

Amao's whole cake.-Really? Like a whole? appear

One Ben has a dog-transsexuality

Ben called the dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.

Official raw herbs- Have to? ——(? Is it a loan? It's for external use)

One, three, five, seven, nine-unparalleled-(no injury)

Two dozen six-not enough Jin?

Fifteen buckets-seven ups and downs

Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge-quite-(quite)-adventure

Monks are sitting in caves-there are no temples-(things)

Throw a pen-don't write-(give up)-too.

Sedan chair with no ass-no mount-(Cheng)-people

Hey? Ghost-a god's lair

Draw water with a basket-with a sieve

Fairy tale fart-extraordinary

Fairy shit-don't smell rice

Amao whole cake-full fruit sample without fruit sample

Watermelon hit the dog.

Thank the stove on New Year's Eve-do you want to do it?

Kitchen rag-salty and wet

The kitchen god goes to heaven-there are fruit sentences to tell fruit sentences.

The birthday girl hangs her neck-too long life.

Old Chinese Herbal Medicine ── Rotting Residue

The kitchen god who fell into the pot-the essence (steaming) god

Ben called a dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.

Aben raises cats-transsexuality

The fish seller is talking.

Selling pomfret tails-talking to each other

Slick shaved his head.-Soon.

The fat man is wearing a hat-just a few big ones.

God is a pain in the ass and hates cats.

Nanwulao falls into the cesspit ── Wusunfu

No eyes can cause pain.

Boil soup with salted eggs-the heart is really dry

Lion with tile eaves-full

Kneeling to feed the mother pig-for money

Broken wood under the bed-hitting the big wooden board

The wife bears the heavy burden ── Yin Gong (male)

Throw stones into the shit pit-arouse public anger (provided by shit)

Scholar's Towel-Bao Shu (Lost)

October sugarcane head-sweet?

The wind blows the waves of the emperor's trousers-lonely pigeons are cold.

Duck hanging upside down-smooth mouth

Lift the coffin and shake your pants. -That's rude

Leigong chop tofu-soft shrimp

Fish porridge-cooked in rock

Fire unicorn-whole body addiction

Worm crutches -Get Wu

Chao wears pants-Gu Zhulai

Soy sauce, rice and fish-full color and water

Husband pulls the fan-wife is cool.

Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-he knows his own pain.

Blind people eat soup-know well.

Begging the monk to borrow food-superfluous.

French dinner-old fish-monks and sisters-lawlessness

Raw bottom-unpalatable

Jiang Taigong went fishing-who wants to take the bait?

The nail on the tiger's head fell off-it wanted to die.

Clay idol crossing the river-it's hard to protect itself

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

The emperor's daughter-meeting and worrying about marriage.

Eating pigs is red, harsh and black-see the advantages in class.

Dove eyes-low body.

Candles on the Bridge of the City-False Care

There are grapefruit on the bed board-there is nothing in it.

D Beating the elderly and losing profits-White Valley

One-eyed man's wife-one-eyed body

Wet cotton-no bullets

Foshan Repetition Pagoda-Slippery mouth and smelly belly

Polo Chicken-Being Illused

Iron rooster-penniless

Brother Chaozhou plays the erhu-take care.

Frog in the well-I don't know much about it.

Throw away pants and shelter-clean and tidy.

Eating cucumbers at midnight-I don't know what to do.

Men can be trusted-pigs can climb trees.

Dead man's lantern-report a lot.

Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.

Selling toilet paper repeatedly-ask yourself

The yellow bark tree is my brother-I cook.

October mustard-warm heart

Husband's cover-desolation

Half-soup Dragon Boat-Borrowing the Power of People (Ren Wei)

Red and swollen feet-no hooves (lifting feet)

Yellow and swollen feet-no hooves (lifting)

Repeatedly closing the knife-I gain martial arts (dance) by writing (smelling)

Sharpen a razor with an X-head-it's harmful and useless.

Allen married Ali-tired and tired.

African monks-begging for hatred

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-inside and outside are not people.

The wind blows the waves of the emperor's trousers-lonely pigeons are cold.

Light the toilet-die (shit)

Broken wood under the bed-banging on the board

A virgin hanged herself-she didn't dress like a dead man.

Being a monk knocks the bell every day-too much.

100 meter long-distance running-starting point and finishing point

Fairy fart _ _-unusual.

Monk's Residence-Temple

Confucius' Moving-All Lost (Books)

False onion pig nose

Onion bean curd-clear and white

Shut the knife in the shit hole-no language, no arms.

Monk and bear cover-lawlessness without hair (law)

Wife undertakes the cover-Yin Gong

Husband splashes a fan-sadness (wife) is cool.

It's natural for grandma to hit children.

Wife Beating Husband-Fair Weather Tunnel

Read newspapers in the toilet-read more and smell more.

City Bridge Candles-Wrong Care

Speakers on the plane-treble.

A girl marries a eunuch-I will die.

Complete works of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings

Nonsense, grandpa Xun is here.

Yellow mud rolls your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death)

Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Nonsense.

Look at the bodhisattva, it's nonsense.

Jie Fangbei's Bell —— The Mass Viewpoint

No shit swelling (asshole) for three years

Soy sauce mixed with night pearl-Bao Xian Xian Xian Xiang.

Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws.

Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly

Don't think you are teasing Xu Xian-a snake in the sun.

Paoge family-never have diarrhea.

Spindle rolled to the crotch-beat eggs

Eat bamboo, weave baskets-weave stomachs.

Hammer, hammer, mine is in your mouth!

Growing vegetables in Moscow-using feces: using it.

Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars

Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly

High platform diving-deep planting

Moon dam playing with machetes-public cuts

Fat head, big ears and a good body-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.

Ten gongs.-Nine have you.

You also painted cucumbers green-act young.

Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging cranes

Jie Fangbei's clock-don't let it go.

Ducks died on the ridge-hard mouths and hard shells.

Eat peaches in the middle of the night-until the rake catches them.

The mouse goes into the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.

Toothbrush hair removal-too many eyes

Paoge family-never have diarrhea.

Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws.

Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas

Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now

Boiled tofu with green vegetables-one (green) and two white.

The old woman hits, oh, hi-her eyes (teeth) are unlimited.

The slate in Mao's private room-smelly and hard.

Tooth drinking-drunk (the most) hammer

Silver carp in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-face to face.

The night pearl farts.-Baoqi.

Sprinkle pepper on the grave hemp ghost

Hanging a pocket in midair-loading the wind

Lighting the toilet-dying.

Put a scale in the toilet-it's so angry.

Shit without paper-hard (wipe)

A blind man beats his wife, but he can't get his hand.

Dancing under the pepper tree-Lama old man.

Daffodils don't bloom-play dumb;

Take off your pants and fart-extra circles;

Chop leeks in the toilet-shit (dead) flushes shit (dead) flushes the ground;

Chop and climb the toilet-not far from shit (death);

Legebo fights against harm-what a big breath;

Hold up the Bodhisattva with the palm of your hand-hold up God;

Die on the wall-shit (anger) makes the wall (strong)

On the machine, semi-hard.

Swim in the toilet and go forward bravely.

Weigh your stool by the pound-too much.

Jie Fangbei's Clock-No Pendulum.

Duck in Asshole-Japanese

Peas roll their asses-meet fate

Cut the bamboo and meet the festival-meet the fate.

Complete works of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings

Chongqing is an ancient mountain city with a long history and a long civilization, which has spread a lot of history and culture. So, do you know the two-part allegorical saying of Chongqing dialect? Let's take a look!

Two-part allegorical saying in Chongqing dialect:

1. Don't think you are teasing Xu Xian-a snake in the sun.

2. Paoge family-never have diarrhea

3. Spindle rolled into the crotch to beat eggs

4. Nonsense, Grandpa Xun is here.

5. Yellow mud rolls in your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death)

6. Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Bullshit.

7. Look down on Bodhisattva. Oh, shit-nonsense.

8. Jie Fangbei's Zhong-mass viewpoint.

9. I haven't shit for three years-shit swelling (asshole)

10. night pearl mixed with soy sauce-the treasure is salty, salty and delicious.

1 1. The cat can't open its paws when it grabs the bus.

12. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.

13. Playing with machetes at Yueba-cutting

14. Big head, big ears and quacking body-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.

15. Ten gongs-nine have you.

16. You still paint the old cucumber green-pretend to be young.

17. Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging cranes

18. Jie Fangbei's clock-never grows old.

19. The duck died on the ridge-the mouth was hard.

20. Eat bamboo-weave your stomach.

2 1. Hammer, hammer, mine is in your mouth!

22. Growing vegetables in Moscow-using feces: using it.

23. Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars

24. Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly.

25. High platform diving-deep planting

26. Eat peaches in the middle of the night-until the rake catches them.

27. The mouse enters the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.

28. Toothbrush hair removal-too many eyes.

29. Paoge family-never have diarrhea.

30. The night pearl farts-Baoqi.

3 1. Sprinkle pepper on the grave-Magway

32. Hanging a pocket in midair-loading the wind

33. Light a lamp in the toilet-kill yourself.

34. It's too angry to put a scale in the toilet.

35. Shit without paper-hard (wipe)

36. A blind man can't get his hand when he beats his wife.

37. Dance under the pepper-pull the old man.

38. daffodils don't bloom-play dumb;

39. Take off pants and fart-extra circles;

40. Chop leeks in the toilet-shit (dead) rushes to the ground (dead);

4 1. Toilet crawling-not far from shit (death);

42. Legebo fights against harm-what a big tone;

43. Hold up the Bodhisattva with your palm-hold up the God;

44. Stick it on the wall-feces (anger) sends a picture of the wall (strength)

45. On the machine, it is semi-hard.

46. swim in the toilet and go forward bravely.

47. It's too heavy.

48. Jie Fangbei's clock-no pendulum.

49. Duck stuck in ass-Japanese

50. Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws.

5 1. Biscuits in Guanshengyuan-a lot of ideas.

52. Chestnuts in Haochi Street-fried and sold now.

53. Boiled tofu with green vegetables-one (green) and two whites.

54. The old lady is snoring-she can't see her teeth all the time.

55. The slate in Mao's private room is smelly and hard.

56. Tooth drinking-drunk (the most) hammer

57. Silver carp in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

58. Pig Bajie looks in the mirror-be an ugly face.

59. Peas roll their ass-meet fate

60. Cut the bamboo and meet the festival-meet the edge

6 1. Peas in armored rolls.

62. Your baby is a tortoise who eats coal-the asshole is getting darker and darker! ! ! The mouse is the cat's flower protector-it's killing me to make money.

I can't relax without toilet paper.

64. The flagpole of Jiaochangkou-bachelor.

65. Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Bullshit.

66. Two pounds of peppers stir-fry two or two pieces of meat-disgusting.

67. The sparrow jumped into the basket of wheat bran and radish-all for nothing.

68. Gerber yawned-took a big breath.

69. Waste a child's kitchen knife-a dead end.

70. A dog with glasses-the panda in Sven Zoo-is a fucking national treasure.

7 1. Mosquitoes weigh themselves-practice hands and feet.

72. Dead fish's tail-gone.

73. The mouse climbed on the scale hook-claiming to be.

74. Jie Fangbei's Zhong-mass viewpoint.

75. Dumb people eat dumplings-they have a good idea.

76. Mosquitoes bite Bodhisattva-mistook one for another.

77. Shrimp crossing the river-modesty (with beard)

78. Carassius auratus shells in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.

79. There is a cloud hanging in your pocket for half a day-pretending to be crazy.

80. The night when the pearl collided with the plane-the treasure went to heaven.

8 1. The short man crossed the river safely.

82. Kill 120 ducks in one morning-Nia Zuibai.

83. The thatch on Lanya Island-the wind blows on both sides.

84. the mouse turns to the bellows-both ends get angry.

85. A clay bodhisattva crossing the river is hard to protect itself.

86. Lu, the night pearl, go and find the canned salt-a salty baby.

87. night pearl bèn soy sauce-salty treasure.

88. Wang Erniang's foot binding is long and smelly.

89. On Mao Mu's chessboard, Darda swoops down and crawls slowly-it's not far from death.

90. The cat turned the scorpion upside down-mourning for the dog.

9 1. Pig head has gone too far in Enzan Ijuin-raking.

92. Take off your pants and fart-it's unnecessary.

93. The cat can't get rid of its paws.

94. Wipe your ass with chaff-climb backwards.

95. Yellow mud rolls up your crotch-shit is shit, shit is shit (equivalent to "irrefutable")

96. Luo Guangwen-Broken Poles.

97. Chiang Kai-shek looked at the map-it was all over.

98. From Chengdu to Huayang-the present is the present.

99. The sharp skull reached into the stool pile-it was deeply planted.

100. Use excrement to grow vegetables in Moscow.

10 1. Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars