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Little slap fairy tale

There is a string of happy notes.

Where they come from, even they themselves don’t know.

Maybe a musician played them on the violin; maybe a girl who was just learning piano played them on the keyboard; maybe a little shepherd boy riding on the back of a cow played them on a piccolo; Or maybe it was a little boy walking on the ridge of the field who blew them out with a brisk whistle...

Anyway, as soon as they came to life, they joined together and ran happily across the field. They didn't even have time to look back and see who played them. They held each other's hands, running and singing across the fields like a gentle breeze.

They ran past the happy bird, which did not sing as sweetly as they did;

They ran past the flowing stream, which did not sing as affectionately as they did.

They ran through the forest, through the grass, through the canyons between the mountains...

The little musical notes did not want to stop, they flew around, how happy they were.

In a small building in the city, there is a small window open, facing the night sky with twinkling stars. The little notes were curious and got in.

Oh, there is an old lady with white hair in it. His wife, a gentle and humorous grandpa, passed away. The grandma felt very lonely and missed her grandpa.

Suddenly, she heard the song of little notes flying in from the window. Ah, what a familiar song. This is the song that my grandfather loved to sing when he was young. When grandpa and grandma first met, grandpa sang this happy tune to grandma. Later, this song accompanied the grandpa and grandma for a long time...

Although the grandpa passed away, this happy song is still there. Now the singing is flying in again, just like the old grandfather humming softly under the soft moonlight.

The old lady had tears in her eyes. She smiled very emotionally.

For some reason, the little notes can no longer run, and they don’t want to run either. The little musical notes entered the old woman's heart hand in hand, and they were willing to stay there.

When the old lady was lonely, they hummed softly.

Singing this song that grandma is familiar with and grandpa used to sing when he was young...

Mr. Hippo’s concluding remarks

Don’t think that only humans can Have a meeting.

Various gatherings are often held in the animal kingdom. There are happy gatherings, exciting gatherings, and of course there are also lengthy and boring gatherings.

Mr. Hippo often presides over various meetings recently. Because of his tall stature, extraordinary appearance, and good temper, everyone is happy to choose him as the host of meetings. However, Mr. Hippo's memory is getting worse and worse, and he often makes minor mistakes during meetings.

No, at a meeting, he made a very wonderful opening statement, but as the meeting progressed, he gradually forgot his task, and finally forgot the concluding remarks that he had already memorized. Clean and tidy. The meeting ended without any closing remarks.

After a long time, Mr. Hippo attended another meeting. This meeting was hosted by the eloquent Mr. Fox. The topic discussed was very important——

Autumn is here, and the trees are The first yellow leaf appeared

○When will this yellow leaf fall?

○Is it dangerous to fall?

○Required Take some precautions;

………

The meeting was very long.

Mr. Fox rolled his eloquent tongue and analyzed the twenty-one possibilities of leaf falling and eighteen protective measures. Everyone fell asleep after listening to it, but Mr. Fox had no intention of shutting up.

In fact, just when he talked about the ninth possibility, the first yellow leaf had fallen quietly;

Just when he talked about the ninth possibility, While taking seventeen preventive measures, five yellow leaves were already falling naturally outside the window.

Mr. Fox was still talking plausibly.

At this moment, a miracle happened -

Mr. Hippo suddenly remembered his long-forgotten concluding remarks, which he once memorized by heart, but later completely forgot. Ending words without a trace.

Mr. Hippo coughed slightly, interrupted Mr. Fox, and said grandly:

"Gentlemen and ladies, what an unforgettable event we had today. Yes. We have studied a very important issue. Time is limited..." Mr. Hippo's words woke everyone up from their drowsiness. The attendees responded with warm applause. This made Mr. Hippopotamus intoxicated. His speech had never achieved such a good effect.

Mr. Fox was a little confused at first, but later he had to applaud.

The meeting ended in this happy atmosphere.

Duck Wag Dance

Who is the Wag?

Shake is a little duck. He was just born and just learned to walk.

He waddled when he walked, so everyone called him Waddle.

A shaky walk is connected with laughter.

Every step he takes, everyone will laugh at him from behind. His posture was so strange, so awkward.

Xiao Yaoyao was very distressed.

What to do? Hide at home and don't come out and embarrass yourself.

However, this will make people laugh for a lifetime - Xiao Yaoyao thought.

Little Yaoyao is no longer afraid of other people’s jokes. He practices walking every day in a deserted place, trying his best to make his walking pattern more regular and look better.

Moreover, I have to walk around busy places every day to see people’s reactions.

Later, he discovered that if he held his head high and strode forward as if no one else was around, he would have a special demeanor - a demeanor unique to ducks.

He often improved his walking style in this way.

One day, he came to a busy place again. A little squirrel said as if he had discovered some secret:

"Look, what an elegant little duck!"

"Yes, he walks so beautifully." The little hedgehog also said.

People began to look at the little duck waddling and walking with admiration instead of ridicule.

Later, a waddling gait became popular in the animal world, which was a fashionable fashion that imitated the waddling walk of little ducks.

When animals dance, there is a special dance step called the "duck walk". This is a dance step that is difficult to learn, but very beautiful.

I won’t tell you, but you also know that the founder of this dance is also -

The little duck shakes.

Night in the forest

Mr. Woodpecker is the most disciplined. He worked during the day and slept at night, and his life was peaceful.

One evening, the woodpecker came home from work. He ate a bellyful of pests and felt very happy. He flew over Uncle Owl's house. Owl has just woken up and is getting ready for the night shift. Uncle Owl invited the Woodpecker to come in and sit.

The woodpecker was tired, and he was happy to sit for a while at the owl's house. Uncle Owl's son brought two drinks, one for his father and one for Mr. Woodpecker.

The woodpecker took the tea cup, opened the lid and took a sip. It tasted a little bitter, but very fragrant and sweet. He was thirsty, so he tilted his neck and drank.

Uncle Owl took the tea cup, opened the lid and was about to drink it, when he suddenly frowned and said, "Why is it orange juice?"

The little owl then realized that he had made a mistake. The woodpecker drank a cup of espresso, which was Uncle Owl's refreshing drink before going to work; and the orange juice given to Mr. Woodpecker ended up in the hands of Uncle Owl.

That night, Mr. Woodpecker could no longer sleep.

He counted the leaves nearby and then the stars in the sky, but he still couldn't close his eyes.

Dense woods are beautiful at night. Under the moonlight, the big trees turned into dark shadows. Mr. Woodpecker enjoyed the night view of this big forest for the first time.

In the distance, there were two groups of light shining in the rustling trees, like two lamps. Before the woodpecker could see the trick, the two lamps suddenly fell towards the bottom of the tree.

"Squeak!" A field mouse that had stolen corn from a nearby field and was about to move it home was caught by a pair of iron claws. It turns out that this is an owl. The two groups of bright lights are his pair of big, sharp eyes.

The woodpecker watched with bated breath. After a while, the owl had caught three voles. Three thieves hiding in the forest were eliminated.

It is almost dawn and the moon has already set.

The woodpecker couldn't stand it any longer and came to the owl.

"Uncle Owl, I'm sorry to bother you!"

"Hello, Mr. Woodpecker, are you up so early?"

"No, I didn't sleep all night. I saw the forest at night for the first time and saw your hard work. I am so happy. There is something I have to ask you to forgive me for-"

"What is it? "The owl felt strange.

"I once said to others that the owl family is really lazy and dozes on the tree in broad daylight. Now it seems that I was wrong, I don't understand you!"

"It doesn't matter. When you understand the night in the forest, you understand me; when it is daytime, I will come to see you catch insects. We need to understand each other..."

"Yes, we need to understand, even though we live in In a forest," said the woodpecker thoughtfully.

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