Jokes and stories about Dragon Boat Festival

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Everyone praises you for learning fast and eager to learn, and you are just like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?