Laugh 10 minutes.

A classmate's composition: Go out to play by bike with classmate Zhang Ming. Suddenly, his car valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him. Later, we rode home happily together.

When I was in primary school, I often wrote about good deeds, so someone always found money. It got worse and worse. In order to exaggerate my achievements, some students found 1 100 million yuan in the park, all of which are 10 yuan, and the thickness is as thick as a document (grade four). When the teacher read it out on the spot, the classmate also trembled. ...

I walked into a department store. Ah, it seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting away.

The content of "my classmate" is probably: once I was ill, he gave me a tutorial rain or shine. It rained cats and dogs that day and it thundered. I thought he wouldn't come, but he came in the rain ... The next day, he died of a high fever. I will always miss this good friend.

5. There is a reading question on the primary school Chinese test paper, to the effect that a mother suffered a lot for her children and finally died. After reading, ask the students to say a few words to their mother in Tomb-Sweeping Day one year later. A pupil wrote: "I wish my mother Tomb-Sweeping Day happiness, happiness as the East China Sea, and a long life."

Mountain! ".

6. When I was on duty today, I saw a piece of chewing gum on the ground, so I picked it up and ate it. Ah, the teacher praised me for picking up money! I'm so happy! You are disgusting ... why are you so happy every day, and you have to tell the teacher that the teacher is going to throw up ... and how can you not find money by eating gum? Is chewing gum valuable? You ate them all. Why? )