All the lines in Song Xiaobao's "Pure Men"

Husband: Hehe (giggle) so-and-so, ouch me, haha (giggling loudly here) No, haha.

Husband: No, I didn't mean to laugh at you when I called this number (speaking of which, I smiled quietly and let go of my loud laugh). I don't know,

You said you, 178 big man, your daughter-in-law is like a potato. She jumped up at work today and gave you two big mouths, while you just stood there.

Husband: Ouch, haha. I can't do it. If I were you, I wouldn't stand it. Oh, you are really great. I'm not laughing at you. I'm not laughing at you. Oh, if you have a chance, you can come to my brother's house. Look at my style. Come and see. Oh, okay?

Husband: Come later (face suddenly tense, phone call finished)

Wife: I'm back. Oh, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired.

Husband: Daughter-in-law is in no hurry, no hurry. Oh, my daughter-in-law is back. She was exhausted.

Wife: I'm so tired.

Husband: Oh, I have something to discuss with you. It's been five years. I beg you for the first time when I get married. No matter what happens, you will give your husband some face. Will you listen to me? Just once, just once.

Wife: You want noodles, don't you?

Husband: Just once.

Wife: Here you are.

Husband: Then try it for a while. If it doesn't work for me, just try it for a while. You stand up (loud roar)

Wife: you stand up

Husband: Oh, daughter-in-law, just try. If you don't say to save face, just try.

Wife: Try it.

Husband: Please, just once, for life.

Wife: OK.

Husband: You stand up (here the wife stands up).

Husband: Oh, great, so enjoyable. (Dare to laugh loudly here) Stand at attention, be at ease and look around.

Wife: Where are you looking at? (Shouting here)

Husband: Daughter-in-law, where are you looking? This is not fixed. Oh, that's exciting. That's cool (laughs).

Husband: Daughter-in-law, light my cigarette and bring it to me.

Wife: Did I let you smoke?

Husband: Daughter-in-law, you try, you try.

Wife: Yes, yes, give noodles (my wife went to get a cigarette and lit it)

Husband: Ah ~ Yes. Oh, I ha ha (unbridled laughter)

Husband: Don't worry, there's a phone call. Hey, XXX, come on. The sooner the better. There is no such shop after this village. Now is the right time (smirk).

Husband: (His face changed) If you don't come, you're not lying to me, nor are you lying to me.

Husband: No, daughter-in-law, look, he said it at first, but then he couldn't come.

Wife: Do you still smoke?

Husband: Oh, it's very strong. It's smoked I'll get the door and put it away. I'll pinch it right away. Daughter-in-law, please wait a little longer Don't worry. Here, your face is pressed against the stool to block the heat. It's hot. Well, let's, let's get on with our daily work. You see, no more, no less, the massage has always been at this point. Today we will continue. There is no delay. There is no delay today.

Friend: so-and-so, oh, my God, oh, look at the shape. Oh, this is so exciting. What's the matter?

Husband: What are you talking about? Remember (losing your temper loudly)

Wife: Ah, yes, yes.

Husband: Do you remember this order, which one to press first and then which one to press?

Wife: I remember, I remember.

Husband: No, do you need me to tutor you?

Wife: no, no.

Husband: I remember it was dead.

Wife: Remember.

Husband: I'll be angry if I don't do it next time.

Wife: Remember.

Husband: it's okay to stand on it and be a leader (show off in an ostentatious manner here)

Friend: Then why is the style sitting on the ground?

Husband: I tutor her for a while. I want to tell him that every day when I come back, I will press it everywhere and coach her for a while (fake smile) (my wife smiles bitterly and my friend smiles shyly).

Friend: Sister-in-law

Wife: Hey.

Husband: What are you looking at? Can my brother have a glass of water?

Wife: Ah.

Husband: Shuishui

Friend: Sister-in-law, don't.

Wife: Ah, pour water (water)

Husband: That's not true. You don't usually see it, do you?

Friend: Where can I see it?

Husband: I feel it, can't I feel it?

Friend: feel it, feel it. Oh, my God.

Husband: Hurry up.

Friend: Don't worry, don't worry.

Wife: Alas (here)

Husband: I've never felt this way. Well, what? Your sister-in-law poured it for you as a token. (Friend: Ah) You took a symbolic sip, bit by bit.

Friend: OK, OK.

Husband: Why?

Friend: It's hot.

Husband: It's so hot.

Friend: It's always hot, burning your mouth.

Husband: Let's begin (pointing to his wife).

Wife: Who did it?

Husband: Did you do it?

Friend: no, sister-in-law, it's always hot.

Husband: No, nothing. Your sister-in-law is a big girl. She usually does three jobs, so she did.

Friend: Sister-in-law (my wife has taken the drink away by now), what is this?

Friend: What's this?

Husband: It is necessary. At the headquarters, this is necessary.

Friend: Look, my sister-in-law is so spicy.

Husband: Well, so-and-so is here. Let's stop cooking eight dishes and three dishes. Can we take them to the kitchen now, three plates?

Wife: Who will do it? (Husband blinks)

Husband: you ask, don't ask if it's superfluous, and don't ask if it's superfluous. Wife: Ah.

Husband: Really? Can you cook three dishes now? Wife: Me.

Husband: go out and buy, buy ready-made, buy three. Do you have any money (ask a friend) (My wife said yes at the same time, forcing a smile)

Friend: No, I'm not like you. My daughter-in-law is strict, and her pockets are cleaner than her face.

Husband: Things you don't even want to talk about. You weren't kidding when you said you were finished (suddenly started rummaging through your pockets). My face is empty (I haven't looked through my money yet). Well, I put the money in your pocket (pointing to my wife).

Wife: ah, yes, well, brother, you sit down first, and sister-in-law goes out to buy food.

Friend: sister-in-law, sister-in-law husband: at the speed of the wind, at the speed of the wind,

Friend: What's the wind? I think you are crazy (starting to laugh at your husband). You're still pretending here Oh, my God, you are amazing. You hold your head. You won today. I have been here for five minutes just now. Look at the state you two just had. You're still there (adding a hand to your face). It's very hot. Oh, my God, no, I'm not laughing at you.

Husband: When did you come? After your daughter-in-law, if he knows, the whole country will know. What can you do, daughter-in-law I can't help it

Wife: Honey, I feel sorry for you. Did I make you feel bad and lose face? Actually, it was my fault. I am not a qualified good wife. I have never cared about your feelings before and neglected you and this family. I only know that I am busy with my career, so I think making money is my greatest value. In fact, I just learned today that no matter how successful a person is, the people closest to her are not happy at all.

Husband: daughter-in-law

Wife: Sorry.

The two embraced and wept.