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Little novice monk asked the old monk who was meditating, "Master, where is compassion?"
The old monk raised his right hand, pointed to the door, closed his eyes and said nothing.
Little novice monk suddenly realized that everything in the world, whether it's dignitaries, peddlers and pawns, or flowers, birds, insects and fish, has compassion everywhere.
Seeing the little novice monk standing there motionless, the old monk said, "The white one on the table outside the door is the porcelain cup!
In Chinese class, Xiao Qiang was sleeping on his desk when the teacher asked him, "Xiao Qiang, ask a question." Xiao Qiang was at a loss: "Teacher, are you asking me?" Teacher: "OK, make another imperative sentence." Xiao Qiang: "Teacher, I didn't hear you clearly. Please say it again! " ""Next, create an exclamation sentence. " Xiao Qiang looked down and said, "It's too difficult! I won't. " "Good answer. Sit down. "
Above, just choose one ~
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