Cold joke couple

1. Who is the person with the most sense of justice? Love your dreams and lend a helping hand.

2. Who has been living in the dark? I love dreaming, but I can't see my fingers.

3. A woman's fortune teller said that she was her husband and added several men in succession. She was really a husband and later married a hipster. This man is not dead. Why? Because he always wears Nike.

4. Can I trouble you with something? Can you smile? I just bought a cup of coffee and forgot to add sugar.

Which of the 26 letters is the dumbest? ah

6. I want to keep a pet? Single dog who wants to support you.

7. eight words describe love: loyalty, giving, and finally (love you, loyalty to you, sincerity to you, ending with you)

8. There is a box of things downstairs to sign for, wishful thinking.

9. You are really ordinary. You will never come out in my heart.

10. Please remember your identity, you are Lao Tzu's!

1 1. Common hobby: like you.

12. Don't you dare tell me the opposite: you are the center of love.

13. I dreamed of you last night, dreaming that I liked you very much, and I woke up to find that my dream was reversed. I know why. I like you anyway. hahaha

14. Do you like me as an astronomer? They found the stars and I found you.

15. Because I have been in the rain, I especially want to hold an umbrella for you.

16. My confession is simple: sleep together when you are free.

17. I think I have a good capacity for drinking. I can drink one glass at a time without feeling drunk, but suddenly I hit my head in the dark, just like meeting you.

18. Let's be lovers for four days, spring, summer, autumn and winter. If it really doesn't work, then two days, it's dark, or one day, every day.

19. I'm poisoned. Life without you is so lonely.

20. "Do you like me?" Which word in this is repeated?

2 1. Are you afraid of strangers? Not afraid; Then let's have one.

22. I want to give you a box of things? What is this? One's wishful thinking

23. Can I give you something? What? Strong like

24. You, I don't care at all; I take you to heart.

25. My love for you is a blatant and unspeakable preference.

There are all kinds of people in this world, and it happens that we have become friends. This is not fate, but we should be friends.

27. I just slipped, fell in the mud, and then rolled a few times. Because I like mud. )

28. I want to give you a ticket, an express train ticket to my bed.

29. Now people are testing and weighing those enthusiasm, frankness, loveliness, sincerity and courage, which is very rare.

Good night, don't close the window when you sleep tonight, so that I can sneak into your dream.

3 1. Hugging you is intentional, but kissing you is thoughtful. Liking you is unintentional, and marrying you is a dream.

I want you to know that you are not my choice after weighing the pros and cons, but my firmness after my heart is broken, which is my greatest sincerity for this relationship.

I love three things, the sun, the moon and you. The sun represents the day, the moon represents the night, and you represent forever.

34. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color. For me, between the sun, the moon and the stars, you are the fourth kind of rarity.

35. Slowly, I found that for you, it was not a temporary favor, but I knew it was not easy to meet you, and it would be a pity to miss it.

36. The crab is peeling my shell, the notebook is writing about me, I am falling on the snowflakes and maple leaves all over the sky, and you are thinking about me.

37. Push-pull: I didn't want to ask you out. It is too dangerous to ask you out, and it is easy to be envied by other boys.

38.misunderstanding

39. I miss you occasionally, often occasionally.

40. If I am 9, you are 3, except you.

4 1. I was just cheated. Passing by the fruit shop, the boss said that strawberries must be the sweetest. I took one and ate it in my mouth. I found him lying, and you are the sweetest.

42. When you are asleep, let me tell you something. It's a big world, so it's not easy to meet you. If my name is the reason why you refuse others, I will not let go of your hand until I die.

43. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

44. Some people dream of becoming writers, while others dream of becoming painters. My dream is great. Is to have a family with you.

In fact, there are more sincere kisses at the airport than at weddings, and more prayers are heard on the walls of hospitals than in churches.

46. Compare your heart, money and heart.

47. Have you eaten? I miss you so much.

48. If you want to see me, just call me. No obligation to meet people. You can meet them if you like. -Haruki Murakami

49. People call me Neville. You can call me tonight.

50. Do you have a map? Because I have been lost in your eyes.

5 1. When I think of you, my ugly face will smile.

52. Do you know which word I am most familiar with? Your name

53. Say goodbye to Taohua, and don't open it again.