Are there any top jokes?

Tell you a few jokes: The teacher asked Xiaoming, "Is there any way to protect the environment from deforestation?" Xiao Ming replied: "If you send a piece of paper less every day, there will be no killing without buying and selling."

I am playing checkers with my 5-year-old daughter. The cell phone rang. When I saw the number, it was my friend Lao Hou, so I said hello: "Hello, Brother Hou!" " "I chatted with him enthusiastically. At this moment, my daughter came running and stared at me reverently without saying a word. After chatting with Lao Hou, I put down the phone and asked my daughter, "What's the matter with you? Why are you looking at me like that? " Daughter whispered, "Dad, how did you and the Monkey King meet? "

Why did I put my phone in flight mode, throw it downstairs or break it?

A: Because when the phone landed, you didn't set it to landing mode.

I have nothing to do in the office today, playing with magnets. The leader saw it and reached for it. As a result, the magnet was attracted by the leader's gold ring, which was embarrassing. ...

One day, I went to a glove shop and took a fancy to a pair of gloves. The boss asked for 50, I said 35, and the boss refused. After a long struggle, I gave up and gave my boss 50, and he quickly gave me 35. ...

Wukong is sucking on the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand asked, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!