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Composition: The fun of reading is no more than 2 words.
On that day, just in time for the National Day, there were many guests at home, and my mother was playing a symphony in the kitchen. As for me, I was sitting on the sofa, holding a copy of Andersen's Fairy Tales with relish, and with the fate of the protagonist, my face was radiant with emotions. When I was fascinated, my mother's "huge thunder" interrupted my thoughts: "Tingting, help my mother to make a bottle of yellow wine." While reading, I picked up a schoolbag and handed it to my mother. This made my mother laugh and cry: "I told you to play rice wine. Why did you give me your schoolbag?" I immediately felt ashamed, took the bottle and turned and ran, forgetting the book in my hand. So I read a book and walked on the path.
unconsciously, the door of the store arrived. I put the bottle on the counter and said, "Boss, hit a bottle …" I suddenly couldn't remember what to hit, so I looked at the yellow liquid at the bottom of the bottle. "Make a bottle of vinegar." I still stared at the fairy tale book and said to the boss. "Kid, you're in the wrong place. This is not a store, it's a pharmacy." The drugstore owner said with a smile. I was so ashamed that I quickly changed to another shop and went home with vinegar. "Knock, knock" I knocked on the door, but it was my neighbor Xiaoli who opened the door. It turned out that I was so fascinated by reading that I went to the wrong house. I immediately opened the door, gave the vinegar to my mother, and hid away to read. "Oh dear!" Mother's voice came from the kitchen. "What are you hitting?" "Vinegar." I cried impatiently. "I told you to buy yellow rice wine, but you made it vinegar. How can I entertain guests?" Mother complained with a face. Hearing this, the guests all burst out laughing. In this way, I became the joke of National Day. However, even so, it can't change my love for books.
having a book as a companion is like talking to a noble person; With the company of books, life is full of infinite fun. Books are not only my good friends, but also my good teachers in study. Books and I are like a pair of close friends, and no one can live without anyone. Perhaps this is the pleasure that books give me!
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