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Incidental story of Penglai humanoid
Probably the first time we met. I am Zun. This CD is a copy of an album published by C62. The music itself was written a long time ago, so now it sounds a little ashamed. Almost all of them are adaptations of songs used in my STG works. I hope everyone can feel the sense of shooting game in the arcade era a long time ago.
In addition, I hope you can listen to those friends who plan to leave Japan to go abroad.
This is a brand-new story between humans and monsters 1. Penglai legendary fairy medicine, even the people sent by the first emperor didn't find it ... What was Ye Hui thinking? ... how to find Penglai? 2. Two-color lotus butterfly ~ red and white seems to have strange people mixed in. If she doesn't do something before she comes to the shrine ... Ah, that girl ... seems neither human nor monster. 3. Under the cherry tree in Sakura Love Tomb ~ Japanese flowers, even now * are still asleep. The petals that used to be so crimson are getting paler every year. Maybe there is nothing left in that land. In the seventeenth year of Meiji, the smoke of Alice opium in Shanghai melted into the fog and penetrated into every corner of the streets. I am in the concession area. People are waltzing in gorgeous clothes. Magic can't get here. 5. Oriental monsters talk "monsters? Don't be so ignorant. " But, I know very well. Monsters can live in peace as long as they let humans think so. Monsters are more harmonious and realistic than humans. 6. The mysterious doll, that doll, I want to throw it away quickly. Because those blue eyes. Black crows take it away from time to time, right? Those eyes are real eyes. Because I always insert new eyes. 7. The circus is fantasized, and then it's the birdman's turn to appear. This bird man turned out to be a rare bird of paradise and a human child only found in distant southern countries. Relatives have long passed away, and our troupe saw him as a poor orphan and extended a helping hand. Isn't it amazing? 8. It has been raining in the doll's forest. I haven't seen the sun since I got lost in this mansion. How long has it been? The doll is nagging. So I cut off the doll's head. In this way, the rain seems to have stopped. 9. How can you witness the love potion? I'm not an idiot either. What you tell your friends will only be laughed at by them. Said the store would sell drugs or something. So, I smashed the pig with money behind others' backs. 10. Rebirth Originally, it was inconceivable to build an ocean pavilion deep in the forest without roads. Living there, she seldom appears in the street. Recently, however, I saw a person who is very similar to her daughter. Why do I know it's her daughter? Well, because that person looks like her when she was a child. . . 1 1. Owen, is that her? You lack imagination. It is impossible to let others fall into your trap. An imaginative prisoner like United Nations Owen can easily tie a rope around your neck. 12. The forever witch is doing nothing today, and I promise nothing will happen tomorrow. No one will come here. So is man, and so is God. Monster? Ah ah, come every day. 13. Witches flying in the air are incredible every day. Recently, more mediocre people are talking about magic and monsters. It's pathetic. From the beginning, there were only eight people in Zheng Zhi village. It has been two years since all the staff moved to Dongshan. Every day is really boring. One day, one of them found a small hole on the edge of peach wood. Yes, we have all been lost in heaven since then. So I immediately gave up my human identity. 1. Penglai legend, I, the most curious person, went straight to the depths of the forest. I was stopped by a mysterious clown in the deep forest. He looked happy and handed me the Penglai jade branch. The moment I took it, I felt as if my head and body were separated. I can't move, I can't make any noise, and I can't see my companions anymore. There are seven upright people left. 2. Two-color lotus butterfly ~ Red and white in the morning, the red and white witches dancing on the pool water came into view. I, who got up the earliest, spent a long time indulging in that ruthless and radical dance. Soon it began to rain, and when I came to my senses, there was nowhere to look for the witch. 3. the love of cherry blossoms ~ Japan's flower rain has no intention of stopping. The witch was soaked to the skin and disappeared in the rain. Focus on the witch, I don't know that the rain just now has turned into a storm, and the most beautiful one was caught by a clown. The clown disappeared in the storm and I can't go back to our place. There are still six upright people left. It was Alice's night in Shanghai in the seventeenth year of Meiji, and six people held an exotic banquet. As the youngest, I am extremely bored because I can't touch opium and wine yet. I escaped from that place quietly, but I was caught by an unlucky clown in the dark. I, simply, was beheaded. There is no second chance to be bored. There are five upright people left. I ran until I was out of breath. The most timid of me, I am full of fear of this paradise. Although all this was expected by me, no matter where I ran, I still couldn't find my way home. All the people I missed disappeared, and the reason for my existence was lost, so I wrapped the rope around the thick branches in frustration and hanged myself by my neck. ..... Why am I conscious? Is the rope too fragile? ..... The most timid I have been completely transformed. Since I have nothing to lose, I decided to give myself another chance and pretend to be a person. When the mysterious doll woke up, all five of us were in the dark. Some people say that we seem to have been arrested by a mysterious clown. The four men made a naive escape plan. I, the cleverest, think we should stop them, but I still can't say it. The plan was carried out according to the imagination of four people, but it ended in success beyond my expectation. Then I'll never escape. Killing time in the long darkness, I immediately realized that the clown was among us. Suddenly I felt the breath behind me. However, I choose to resign myself to fate. The heat spread from my back. 7. The circus fancied that we managed to escape. We sigh our cleverness and then go back to the place we found in heaven. No one has any doubts about each other. We are all upright people. Everyone is very close ... 8. The doll's forest park has prepared a house for us to live in. The old aquarium deep in the forest always accepts us. However, as usual, we need to prepare a lot of meals, and now we only need to prepare half of them. Because we honest people don't know when there is only half left. 9. Witch who loves potions, fixed tea time in the afternoon. Usually bitter coffee, I feel a little sweet today. Unexpectedly, there is a love potion in it ... The most mature one, I fell in love with the beautiful clown and fell asleep happily. There are still three upright people left. 10. rebirth. I saw a companion obviously poisoned. That can't be suicide. I chose coffee at random and sent it to everyone's room. I didn't tell the other two that he was dead. The one who is most wary of me no longer eats food that I didn't prepare myself. I tried to stay awake before the two of them fell asleep. We went into everyone's room and locked it. Yes, I doubt either. Suddenly there was a sound coming from somewhere in my ear, so the nail went into the wood. Who the hell is doing this? In the terrible darkness, my face was twisted. Hearing the sound, my hands and feet hurt. It's like being stabbed by a five-inch nail. I also considered whether I should consult a psychic, but I found one thing. Yes, I have been nailed to a tree and can't move. Who nailed me to the tree? Then, the last nail hit the eyebrow. There, I saw the face of expectation. The light was completely cut off before I could shout. You are so useless. Don't you understand that upright people suffer? Is that keen sense of touch paralyzed by such seclusion? Don't you want to like the prosperity, wealth and happiness of the streets again? I just want everyone to form a thief group together as before and live a new life. Finish one thing, prepare breakfast and wait until dawn. 1 1. Owen, is that her? I got up the earliest, and my consciousness has fallen into a state of lingering. What should I put in the ham eggs in the morning? There are only two people left who didn't realize how bad my mentality was. It was all his fault. I should have killed him the first time he went crazy. But anyway, it's too late ... The former witch seems to appear in front of me. Am I hallucinating? Besides, is her hair that golden? In exchange for my life, I am eager to see this illusion for a while. I asked so much, but only the former fulfilled it. 12. Forever witch, I was born again from that day on. After dinner last night, I felt a strong sense of drowsiness. The head is like a crack. I don't remember anything from last night. I feel like I had a long dream. If only I didn't have to face the reality in front of me … what's going on? One person was poisoned by drinking coffee, one was nailed to a tree, and then another was beheaded ... This is really ... I prepared a chair and a rope and said to myself. The last person to die can only be the one who drinks coffee. In other words, is that right? That's it. I think I put something in dinner. That doesn't matter to me anymore. I'm just one person now. I have no attachment to this world full of dirty lies. This time, I tied the patio with a strong enough rope, so I kicked the high chair away. This time, the body never returned to the ground. Since then, the upright have ceased to exist. 13. Witches flying in the air. Witches are in an incredible paradise every day, and as usual, they send away the peaceful summer forever. One day in summer, the witch's diary recorded this. On August 10, what happened today was that I met a beautiful blonde girl who walked out of an abandoned foreign museum in the forest. Although I think I should have seen her somewhere, I can't remember such a trivial thing. The girl playfully stuck out her tongue, nodded and saluted, and then walked to the exit of heaven with a smile. What about that strange girl? Speaking of which, that girl should be the only woman in the integrity group, although those things are good anyway. Ah, today is another boring day ... The number of people in this paradise "dreamland" has decreased by eight, and the bodies of seven people have been safely taken away by monsters. The dreamland lost its upright forever. That's just a change in value. That kind of thing is not big news at all. postscript
This must be the first time we have met. I am Zun. I have been active in music creation for a long time, and unconsciously it is time to consider music CDs. Talking about content is really a departure from the times and retrogression. This is called nostalgia. It is especially suitable for people who like straight game music instead of pop dance music in the old days. Because all music has a girlish style, I hope people who like this type can listen to it.
By the way, listening to this CD should not make people feel at ease. It may be a little uncoordinated and disturbing. Penglai humanoid may be the so-called "non-therapeutic department" CD. It will lead people into trouble.
August 2002.11Zun (illegitimate child in Zheng Zhi village, I am most afraid of heights)
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