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According to folklore, Xiao Shenyang got the news when Qianlong wrote Insects II, but Liu Yong didn't understand it. What's the story? what do you think?
1, Qianlong walked away with a smile. Shenyang patted Lu Yong on the shoulder and gnashed her teeth. Liu's adult, you met Qu Yuan today. Who will you see next time? Wushan goddess? ? Liu Yong coughed in response to Xiao Shenyang. No problem, just Wushan Goddess, I promise I can pull it out for you! ? Xiao Shenyang quickly made a ceremony:? How about Liu's adult? You should be lenient. Today, Qu Yuan asked me to fold 1200 yuan. If I have a woman, I still can't give two. ? Really? ? It's truer than pearls! ? Sure enough? ? There are more fruits than apples! ? Lu Yong took one look at Shenyang and said? What is this? ? Small Shenyang replied grumpily: nonsense! ?
Lu Yong jumped a step, gave Shenyang a virtual push and said? And adults, don't scare me, my wife is still young and doesn't want to be widowed! ? Small Shenyang came forward, pulled Liu Yong's sleeve for a while, and said helplessly? You have met Qu Yuan, so don't let me talk nonsense, you Liu. Without a few words of nonsense, you lied to me 1200. Bad luck! ? Liu Yong rolled up his sleeves and hummed a tune. After a few steps, he found something was wrong and said to Xiao Shenyang. Where are you going? ? Go to your house and ask your wife for money! ? Not very convenient! ? What's inconvenient? Ask for money directly, take it and leave! ? My wife wants a baby! ? What does giving birth have to do with me? ?
And your honor, my wife's birth has something to do with you, so I'll fight with you today! ? Liu Yong rolled up his sleeves and blew his beard. Small Shenyang smell thought for a moment, quickly put down his sleeves for Lu Yong, caressed Lu Yong's chest and said? All right, you Liu Yong, take a breath, take a breath. I'm not going. Isn't it enough not to go? About men, I understand, I understand. ? Small Shenyang ran away, wiped a cold sweat on his forehead, and thought that Mrs. Liu was chasing Gan Long to Liu Yong for a holiday for the sake of her children, and she was dying for a moment.
Women can think of any way to make themselves useless in order to have children. Small Shenyang? Dad? I slapped myself. How did you get involved in giving birth? This Liu Yong can talk about anything. Who is he?
2. The next day, Gan Long had to go out again, and Ji Xiaolan had to sort out the Four Ku Quanshu, so Xiao Shenyang and Liu Yong were ordered to go shopping with Gan Long. Because Qianlong was troubled by the summer by Daming Lake, he gave birth to a daughter for no reason. Being an emperor, there are many women, and his daughter is indispensable. How annoying! All three of them were hungry, so Gan Long and Xiao Shenyang summed it up and asked Liu Yong to settle the bill. This time, they didn't order anything expensive, they only ordered the right one, but liuyong was not allowed to spend money, and they had to walk in and walk out with dignity!
Liu Yong turned his eyebrows and eyes, knowing that he was embarrassed, and he also took a chapter on how to do it himself, and he was not allowed to talk. After the two agreed, they straightened up and strode into the restaurant designated by Xiao Shenyang. Small Shenyang and Gan Long looked at each other. How did this Romanian country become straighter and straighter? Where did this come from? Wonder to wonder, two people quickly followed in, the joke is true, hungry is also true. I really didn't order anything expensive after a full meal. Gan Long and Xiao Shenyang pick their teeth with toothpicks and wink at Liu Yong: It's time to settle the bill! Liuyong on striking table roared:? Xiao er, look! ?
The gang calculated an account, * * * is three or four taels of silver. Liu Yong said in a tone of head-jar voice and head-jar spirit. Credit! ? The man said with a reluctant face, "My Lord, we never take credit for this small business, but only two or three taels of silver, so you gave it!"! The identities of the three adults don't look like the owners of this little money! ? Gan Long and Xiao Shenyang smiled at each other and were very happy. Liu Yong wanted to eat turtle. ? No credit? Can adults and I be short of these pennies?
Unfortunately, I forgot my wallet today. Why don't you call the shopkeeper? ? When this sentence came out, Kun next to him was blindsided. What is this? How did Liu Yong become himself? The man ran to talk to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper looked at the three men, quickly adjusted his clothes, ran over and said, Lord He, I don't know where Dongfeng invited you. No wonder magpies knocked on my door early in the morning. So your old man is coming to our store! This meal is on me! ? As he spoke, he quietly handed me a silver ticket under his sleeve. Liu Yong said? Don't you want it? , slowly held out his hand and moved to the silver ticket.
Who doesn't know to serve our country with adults? We all know that one mind is in the people and we work hard! And my Lord, you are our Buddha, but eating and collecting money will ruin the little old man's life! ? The hand under the shopkeeper's sleeve will be close to Lu Yong. Little Shenyang began to listen to it very comfortably, but he couldn't find the right smell. He didn't give the money to others, but he took advantage. Although it is my style, it is too obvious in front of the emperor, and I didn't hang myself like the birthday girl.
How can I not talk? Little Shenyang quickly took out the money and handed it to the shopkeeper loudly. We are joking with adults, how can we eat without money! ? Say that finish dragging Liu Yong's wrist to the downstairs, Qianlong didn't notice this scene, thinking and Kun or Liu Yong's way, how so impatient! As soon as I went out, I wanted to make fun of Kun, but I heard the words of those guys behind me: how can that man be with adults? ? I heard the shopkeeper shout in a low voice. What happened to that man?
This is not, this is Liu's adult, otherwise who dares to pretend to be an adult to cheat? Isn't the man next to you with an adult? Things without eyes! ? Ganlong couldn't help laughing. This gentleman was cheated by Liu Yong! Small Shenyang wiped a cold sweat, his heart was fixed, and he looked at Lu Yong intently. When he walked happily, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: Damn Liu. Small Shenyang to catch up with the pace of a lot of light, just stepped on Lu Yong who laughed on the ground.
The three of them wandered late into the night and found a hostel to stay. Lights are brightly lit outside, red lanterns are hung high, and there is a faint sound of silk and bamboo. From time to time, women's false exclamations sounded. Three people can't sleep, eyes at each other for a while, dry long proposed guessing, starting from Liu Yong. Liu Yong pondered over and wrote? Hey? Word, type a Tang poem. Gan Long and Xiao Shenyang gave the exact answer: strong women in business don't know the hate of national subjugation, especially when they sing "Flowers in the backyard cross the river".
Xiao Shenyang thought about it and came up with a couplet puzzle: a turtle with four legs was beheaded. Qianlong frowned and said nothing; Liuyong knocked on the desktop a few times and shook his head. Can't get through? ; He shook his head and ignored them. After thinking for a moment, Gan Long and Liu Yong revealed the answer. What Gan Long gave was: Is it a good idea to cut off the head and tail? Tian? Words. When Liu Yong spread out the paper, it read: I believe you? Ghosts? ! He Kun even called the emperor Ming Sheng, and Liu was right! Gan Long and Liu Yong criticized Xiao Shenyang. What's your answer? It seems that these two words fit the puzzle.
Xiao Shenyang said with a smile? Tortoise to be slaughtered, whatever you say. ? Gan Long? Urawa? Little Shenyang was sprayed with tea on his face. He just wanted to wipe it, but Liu Yong, who was understood, sprayed it again. In their laughter, they barely wiped their faces with their sleeves and said, is it so funny? ? The two men nodded in unison and were overjoyed. It's Gan Long's turn. Write one? Bug two? , Lu Yong and small shenyang glances, two people a little, will have no idea for a while. Little Shenyang stood up, paced a few steps, sat down, stood up again, and walked around; Lu Yong has been knocking on the desktop, frowning.
Gan Long didn't urge two people to drink tea slowly. After half a column of incense, Liu Yong yawned and said? Your majesty, this is amazing. I'll think about it all night and answer you tomorrow morning. This day is also exhausting. I took my leave and went to rest. ? Small Shenyang also looks sleepy. Liu Yong was really asleep, while Xiao Shenyang was busy for a while, secretly taking two women to Qianlong's room, and then listening for a while under Liu Yong's window before returning to his room in Liu Yong's snoring. When Xiao Shenyang left, Liu Yong turned over, sighed and fell asleep. Romantic, romantic boundless, what an emperor and an adult!
The next morning, three people had breakfast and were packing in their room when Liu Yong suddenly shouted? With adults? . Small Shenyang looked up at Lu Yong and said? Liu's adult, you don't have to tell me about the hotel money. I will pay, I will pay. Anyway, I don't think anyone can squeeze your money except your daughter's marriage! ? When I mentioned my daughter, I remembered a story! ? Liu Yong pinched his chin and touched his beard. Gan Long sat down and asked Xiao Shenyang to sit next to him, ready to listen to Liu Yong's story. ? Wushan Goddess once met Chu Huaiwang, and the spring breeze was once a dark knot! ? Liu Yong picked up the tea bowl and blew it gently, just like the spring breeze rolled the willows.
What happened afterwards? ? Xiao Shenyang looked at Lu Yong eagerly. ? Gone? Gone? Good Lord Liu, how dare you bully you! A story said and left. You are teasing the emperor and flirting with the minister! ? Ganlong also opened his eyes wide in the clamor of small Shenyang, looking like a ghost. Is this a story? ? And my Lord, what do you want? The goddess fell in love with the emperor and she was pregnant. Only the parties know how to solve this problem. I am not a person who likes to listen to the corner. ? Lu Yong didn't good the spirit said. There is something wrong with Qianlong. This story can't go up or down, which makes people appetite. You said there was no point in having a funeral, which made people daydream. And according to this idea, everyone will have different versions, so you hesitate to say: at least children should have some stories? ?
Yes! Chu Huaiwang's ass is missing. Where can the goddess find an object? The child is not as pitiful as his father. It is estimated that he will throw stones, climb trees and keep company with monkeys on the mountain. Alas, what a sad sentence! ? Ganlong's face is a little cloudy or sunny. The heart of little Shenyang? Stuck? It broke with a bang. Last night, the imperial wind blew all night. In case he is really pregnant with the dragon seed, and his walk really brings disaster, he will feel a cold sweat on his forehead. ? Your Majesty, I feel a little sick. We rest for half a night and leave in the afternoon. what do you think? ? Dry dragon was still thinking about it, so he nodded, took Lu Yong to listen to the follow-up story, and let Xiao Shenyang have a rest.
In the afternoon, Xiao Shenyang came running with a big smile on his face. The three of them just walked out of the store. Gan Long casually asked:? Second, okay? ? Thanks to the emperor's great kindness, after this rest, I feel very organized and have infinite strength! ? Small Shenyang smiled like a fox saw a chicken, but soon saw a head leaned over. Small Shenyang felt that Liu Yong looked like a thousand-year-old fox who cultivated immortality and gained enlightenment! ? Stay with adults, okay? ? It's done! ? Small shenyang without thinking, casually replied. ? I wonder how much the story of Wushan Goddess is worth? ? Lu Yong walked over and trotted behind Gan Long.
Wushan goddess? How much is it worth? ? Small Shenyang has come back to taste. Isn't this the word in Qu Yuan's story of going ashore? At the beginning, he casually mentioned the word, and Liu Yong also said that he pulled it out. At the thought of this, little Shenyang felt a sense of indignation. Five thousand two hundred, Liu, I'm not done with you! ? Liu, stop! I won't kill you! ? The sunset is slightly drunk, the willows are dancing lightly, and the three figures are drifting away. The scowl of Shenyang, Liu Yong's laughter and the elegance of Qianlong are all engraved in this place called Jiangxia. Many years ago, a general named Nian was bloodbath here. Now, the blood has already been washed clean by the breeze and the bright moon, and it is a scene of singing and dancing.
Liu Yong is an able minister, and Shenyang is also a good financial manager. There is too much fame about Liu Yong in history books, and too much about He Kun. If we look at this period of history calmly, small Shenyang is not so miserable. He will do anything by hook or by crook, and will take pains to please Qianlong. He also has a set of methods to accumulate wealth, which has made great contributions to the prosperity of Qianlong. No matter loyalty or treachery, nothing in the story is true.
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