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Chen He’s wonderful quotes
1. I am a good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
2. Every effort you make for the person you love, every obstacle you overcome, your care for her, taking her into your heart, spending time for her... these are all details. , but they are all romantic to the end of the world.
3. The perfect combination of the strongest body and the strongest brain
4. The most unconcealable thing in the world is the way you look at someone when you don’t love them. On the other hand, when you love someone, even your breathing will reveal your feelings. The most precious gift in the world is your heart that loves her.
5. Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you won’t be allowed to eat chicken! It’s not a shame! Don’t lose the chicken! How do you ask ducks to see chickens, how do you ask geese to see chickens, and how do chickens get involved in the poultry industry in the future? Use isatis root whenever you have the flu! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis roots?
6. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.
7. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
8. My whole soul has been sublimated. Now I feel that my soul is better than you who are feasting, feasting, swaying, coquettish, corrupt and confused, unclear in speech, focusing on sex over friends. , despicable guys are much, much, much, much more noble.
9. A man will not become evil if he has money, but a sow will become a monster when she climbs a tree!
10. Are you a pig?
11. You are careful, I will rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.
12. If idiots could fly, this would be the airport.
13. Use your brains. Do you two have any brains?
14. Love is a gift you gave me that makes me cry
15. There are ten thousand ways to make your girlfriend happy, and the simplest one is to tell her Keep every word in your heart. There are things you can do and things you can't or can't do, and that doesn't matter. Women are really smart. They can completely detect whether you put your heart and efforts into it.
16. Brother Chen and I have the strongest brains and physical strength
17. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.
18. Insipidity itself is precious, don’t forget this just because it is no longer passionate. The air that surrounds us every day does not deliberately ask for a sense of presence. You may ignore it, but you will never want to leave it. Because many times, the word "bland" is exactly what you have always wanted.
19. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of getting strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
20. All the bachelors and masters are destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself. To defeat the female doctor, humph, the only way is to rely on the saints.
21. One hundred kinds of people have one hundred kinds of opinions. You cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human.
22. Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and the most important thing is that you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.
23. Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents. Chen He's classic quotations
1. Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents.
2. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
3. Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and the most important thing is that you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.
4. A man will not become evil if he has money, but a sow will become a monster if she climbs a tree!
5. People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of getting strong, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
6. My whole soul has been sublimated. I now feel that my soul is better than those of you who are feasting, feasting, swaying, coquettish, corrupt, confused, unclear in speech, focusing on sex over friends. , despicable guys are much, much, much, much more noble.
7. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.
8. If you are careful, I will rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.
9. All the bachelors and masters are destroyed. The male doctor can only protect himself. To defeat the female doctor, humph, the only way is to rely on the saints. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.
10. Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! Not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you won’t be allowed to eat chicken! It’s not a shame! Don’t lose the chicken! How do you ask ducks to see chickens, how do you ask geese to see chickens, and how do chickens get involved in the poultry industry in the future? Use isatis root whenever you have the flu! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis roots?
11. There are 100 opinions among 100 kinds of people. You cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human. Classic quotes from mainland Chinese actor Chen He
Chen He, born in Changle City, Fuzhou, Fujian Province in 1985, is an actor from mainland China.
Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theater Academy in 2008. In 2009, he starred as the good man Zeng Xiaoxian in the urban romantic comedy "Love Apartment". In 20xx, they won the Most Awesome Couple Award at the Youku Film and Television Index Ceremony. In 20xx, he starred in "Love Has God's Will" as the male protagonist Tang Li. In the same year, he and his friend Zhu Zhen attended the "League of Legends" 20xx All-Star Game held in Shanghai, and experienced an e-sports carnival night with star players and gaming celebrities from all over the world.
Chen He’s classic quotations:
There are a hundred opinions among one hundred kinds of people, and you cannot satisfy all people, because not all people are human beings.
A man will not be bad if he has money, but a sow will become a monster if she climbs a tree!
Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents.
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong, but dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!
My whole soul has been sublimated, and I feel now that my soul is better than those of you who live in feasting, rich families, wine and meat, There are many, many more noble people who shake their heads, coquettishly, are corrupt and confused, speak unclearly, favor sex over friends, and are despicable and shameless.
Let’s face it, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.
You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You have to try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.
Internet rumors say that if you eat 5 pieces of chewing gum together, you can create a feeling of fullness through the chewing action, and most importantly, you will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.
Be careful, I’ll rest assured. You're greedy, I'm worried. You are thoughtful and I am happy. I'm disgusted by your efforts. You are disappointed and I am sad. A blessing fills my heart. Your moon is in my heart. My blessing is sincere.
With all the bachelors and masters wiped out, the male doctor can only protect himself. If he wants to defeat the female doctor, hehe, he can only rely on the saints.
There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.
You are not allowed to eat chicken! You are not allowed to eat chicken! You are not allowed to eat chicken! If something happens, you are not allowed to eat chicken! Is it a shame? Is it a shame? Is it a chicken? How do you let the duck look at the chicken? How do you let the goose look at chickens, and how do chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Whenever there is a flu, eat isatis root! Isatis root! Isatis root! Why not just let the chickens eat isatis root? Chen He’s qq space talks about 93 funny sentences
1. Five words floated in the sky, and the day was full of troubles. I waved my hands to the sky, that was nothing.
2. Sorry. Here comes the game! Congratulations on commenting on what I said. Likes are also counted. This is a serial game. Whoever comments will be the next one to get tricked
3. Laugh happily every day, go to bed when you are tired, and wake up when you are tired. Just take medicine
4. I just wanted to press you against the wall domineeringly and kiss you hard. Who knew I would give you a concussion?
5. I silently Turn around, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.
6. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, so it’s really hard to study. A small old book can last all morning.
7. Looking at your empty eyes, do you need to give you some brain power?
8. Some girls like to talk in the ABB style, like eating, sleeping and drinking water. I can also say "don't push it"
9. I am a very principled person. . My principle is, wherever the delicious food is, I will be there
10. "I dreamed about my boyfriend" "Dreams are reversed" "You mean my boyfriend dreamed about me La
11. Ever since I passed by Dove in the supermarket, I felt disgusted.
12. She didn’t refuse even though I confessed that we were still friends. Agree, I can be weak
13. “I dreamed about my boyfriend” “Dreams are the opposite” “You mean my boyfriend dreamed about me”
14. I calculated that Ke Zhendong will be released from prison on September 1st, but September 1st is the day when we go to prison.
15. Chatting with my boyfriend. He wiped it off with his hands instinctively. Why am I so angry? Do you dislike me? glow. ""I know, don't you just pay the electricity bill every month!"
17. Downstairs, a bunch of little kindergarten kids were playing with little magic fairies, and they kept bawling. OMG, they finally couldn't bear it anymore. Open the window and shout "Gunara" and all the dark gods will run away
18. There are always a few girls in the class who like to show off, so they are struck by lightning as soon as they go out
19. I... lack sleep, money, love, and thoughtfulness. . . The only thing I don’t lack is why I don’t lack meat~~~
20. If anyone says that I am fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with them.
21. The four most annoying things: No one comes to the dinner, no one calls the BB machine, the wife doesn’t let you make trouble, and you have to put on a condom if you want to make trouble.
22. I didn’t kill anyone. I didn’t set a fire, why don’t you like me?
23. You don’t understand me, so you scold me. You don’t know that people who know me want to kill me!
24. Talking about drug addicts If someone with the surname F said Falkland, I would be fine, but if you said Holmes or Voldemort, I would tolerate it, but you still call me a boiling sheep!
25. A group of little funny guys downstairs kept barraging. I couldn’t help but open the window and yelled "Gunala God of Darkness" and they all ran away!
26. My poor right middle finger is almost time to work hard to write
27. When I wanted to do my summer homework, the homework said, don’t come here. I have evil spirits. I thought to myself that I am not. Feng Qingxue didn't go there, and then he survived until now!
28. Do you know that the second part of No Love at First Sight is called Goodbye No Love! ! ! Hee hee~~~
29. It’s not that I’m lustful, it’s that I can’t find the direction to be reserved!
30. “Why do people like to choose a good day to get married?” Because there will be no good life after marriage.”
31. I would like to use all the fat on my legs to fill my basin-like breasts.
32. My mother said that I can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.
33. Important news is being reported now, the start of school is about to start, and I have a serious fear of starting school. Flooding has a serious impact on all students.
Attention, students
34. The life of going to school feels the same every day. The only adjustment is you, but why don’t you show up?
35. The word "especially able to endure hardship" , I thought about it, I only did the first four
36. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I worked so hard to raise is being eaten
37. It is said that drug-related artists will never be hired. Now, 120 artists have to be taken away. No one will make movies or TV series. I feel like I can make a debut, win awards and endorsements, and reach the peak.
38. I am ugly. Otherwise, why would a plastic surgery hospital be a hospital?
39. “The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love food and fat loves me.”
40. What is unity is a person’s mobile phone The whole class was reading loudly
41. Have you ever thought that in the first few days of school, no one might accompany you to the toilet?
42. Girls nowadays are little ones in front of their relatives. Fresh, quiet emperor in front of outsiders, crazy in front of acquaintances, female gangster in front of best friends
43. East Asia’s Vinegar King Listening to your moon, my heart spits out a mouthful of salt soda water. Need explanation
44. The reason why the ancients wrote poems: being demoted. “Because my brain is flooded. ”
46. “Hey, why are you standing on top of the refrigerator?” “Because that will make you cold”
47. “Do you like Kim Taeyeon?” "Like" "What do you like about her?" "I like him to stay away from my Baekhyun!" ”
48. The final result of love is either me dumping you or you dumping me
49. When you feel as wronged as a dog, there is always a pig snickering.< /p>
50. Do you hate me? I hate me too. Now we have the same thing. Can we fall in love?
51. “What’s the trouble with the like party on mobile phones? ""Failed to like may be due to poor network or the other party has set boundaries" after liking.
52. Teacher, you are so cruel! Jingba, you took away all my homework, and that’s not all!
53. In fact, I think that a personality like mine is really not suitable for working, only for getting a salary~
54. I am losing weight. I am neither dieting nor dieting. If I don’t exercise, I will lose weight if I use my mind.
55. I always thought that the daughter I gave birth to would be a beautiful girl like Duoduo. "She must have good genes." What my best friend said made me sober.
56 , "Let you guess the song title" "Okay" "If all the pigs in the world died" "What?" "Stupid, of course at least you are there
57. Instead of hiding in your own It is better to dominate the castle than to dominate the world in front of the emperor.
58. Diaodiao invites Chatter to drink. Chatter doesn’t know how to drink.
59. Why does the wife use her husband? Money? Because the word "husband" means "¥" when reversed, which means "pay the bill". What a painful realization.
60. When heaven is about to give a great responsibility to a person, he must be imprisoned first. Stop the data on your mobile phone, steal its account, and unplug its network cable, so that you can say goodbye to the scumbag and become a top student!
61. When your mother catches you secretly playing with your mobile phone while sleeping at night, you might get caught. Feeling... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Kim Soo Hyun, can you sing Little Star?" "Yes, because I am from the Star!"
64. Behind a successful man, there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man, there is a supportive woman. Tricky woman.
65. "I had a terrible nightmare." "I must be protecting you." "It's not you who is eating shit. I advise you to hit me." "Get out of here."
66. Learn cooking from New Oriental, and learn technology from Lanxiang. If you want to become a top student, please come to QQ to talk.
67. "Do you know what is the most annoying thing?" "That is, there is a cricket that keeps chirping in your room at night, but you can't get rid of it, and then you keep listening to it singing until dawn."
68. If anyone says that I am fat or dark at the beginning of school, I will die with him~
69. 'When I look in the mirror when I get up, I always feel that I look different from usual. Why is that? ''Because after a good night's sleep. My head hasn’t recovered yet’
70. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied with three words: I will go next time.
71. I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.
72. "Why didn't you answer the phone?!" "Listen to my explanation. There is a reason." "You said" "The ringtone is so nice that I can't bear to answer it."
73. "What is the difference between Chinese and foreign holidays?" "Holidays in foreign countries are real rest, while holidays in China are to change places to do homework!\"
74. Just launched, Paipai.com sent a respectful message "Internet name" I found you so handsome, let's see why. My first reaction was that I was sold.
75. I remember that on September 1st of that year, I was dancing, carrying my small schoolbag on my back with a smile on my face, and walked into the school in a sloppy way. From then on, I embarked on a road of no return
< p> 76. The most exciting part of Happy Camp is always the preview of the next issue.77. Lin Zhiying said to Guo Degang, "We will be old if we don't go crazy." Guo Degang said to Jimmy Lin, "We will go crazy if you don't grow old."
78. I am such a stubborn person that I will not do my summer homework even if I am about to die.
79. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Doesn’t it matter whether it hurts or not? Cry first and then talk.
80. If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to mosaic your facial features
81. "Your voice is very sweet" "Thank you" "It takes a long time" It’s easy to get diabetes”
82. Having trouble with your mother at night. Mom turned off all the lights with a "pop", and I said, "Mom, what are you doing?" Mom, "I'm blocking you!" I...
83. The elk called the giraffe, "I'm lost." Giraffe "I am a giraffe~"
84. If I happen to meet you, I will say hello lightly and then run home and play for half an hour
85. If you can't tolerate me, explain Either you are too narrow-minded, or my personality is too great.
86. Want to step over my head? No way! Unless you are wearing a skirt...
87. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school!
88. Our classmates have been together for more than a year, but we have Like a stranger
89. TM, if I knew which bitch created LOL, I would definitely kill his whole family with 888’s Fire Unicorn!
90. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't let you like others." "Are you talking about the head teacher?"
91. "Lu Han, you look really good." Like my ex-boyfriend!" "Who told you that your ex-boyfriend was Wu Shixun←_←"
92. #construction site狠狠# This kid is so funny in Tiantian Shang. What is your father's name? "My father's name is Ding Ping'er." "Where's your mother, Lin Chong." . . . . .
93. Do all things disappear after time?
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