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Tik Tok's inspirational short sentence is very funny.

1. What humorous sentences are there? 1. Jianghu is sinister. If you can't, leave.

2. twisted by love.

3, bring two pieces, mind 5 million.

4, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten!

5, care for the environment, everyone is sick.

6, drunk in reality, wake up in a dream.

I didn't mean to be sad.

8. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

9. On the right side of happiness, it is barren.

10, what's so hard about dying? If you're not born, you'll be born.

1 1, both house and rotten, with an uncertain future.

12, burned by your eyes.

13, the score is not high, just pass.

14, learning is not deep, cheating is the spirit.

15, if the intelligence is not high, diligence will do.

2.Tik Tok's hottest sentence 1, you may not be able to escape, your face may not be uncomfortable, and turning around may not be the weakest.

May we love each other until the end of time. I believe we can be together until our hair turns white. You are here, I am here, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

The one who makes you cry to your heart is the one you love most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

4. Later, I had a good life, but occasionally I regret not having your company. 5. There is no reason. Just seeing that you are beautiful and smell good makes me happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.

6. When we were young, we always thought that what we missed was a relationship, but later we realized that what we missed was actually a lifetime! 7. Disguised kindness is more terrible than real cruelty. If you don't work hard, no one can give you the life you want.

9. Inadvertently pulling up the corners of the mouth, the world is a farce. 10, people still have to dream, even salted fish, they should make the saltiest one.

1 1. If one day I want to wander, it's not because I'm tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction. 12, after the first half of my life, I realized that life is not easy.

13, if one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't say it, it's crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.