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Killing a chicken is an interesting phrase.
2. As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower! ?
3, as the saying goes: the prime minister can punt in his stomach; But as the saying goes, no revenge is not a gentleman! ?
4. As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and can bend and stretch! ?
5, as the saying goes: it depends on the owner to beat the dog; But as the saying goes: kill the chicken for the monkey! ?
6. As the saying goes, everything you know is inexhaustible; But as the saying goes, silence is golden. ?
7. As the saying goes, everything will be solved in the end. But as the saying goes: hit the south wall and never look back! ?
8, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong! ?
9. As the saying goes: courtesy is light and affection is heavy; But as the saying goes: it's not surprising to be polite to many people! ?
10, as the saying goes: many hands make light work; But as the saying goes: many people talk more! ?
1 1, as the saying goes: buying and selling cannot be right; But as the saying goes: Brothers, settle accounts clearly! ?
12, as the saying goes: a hero has three gangs; But as the saying goes: it is better to rely on others than on yourself! ?
13, as the saying goes: Man struggles upwards; But as the saying goes: climb high and fall hard! ?
14, as the saying goes: spit a nail; But as the saying goes: people have two skins on their mouths, so it makes sense! ?
15, as the saying goes: knowledge should have property rights; As the saying goes: Don't share your anxiety! ?
16, as the saying goes: it is not too late to mend; But as the saying goes, it's too late to mend! ?
17, as the saying goes: a thin camel is bigger than a horse; But as the saying goes, a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken! ?
18, as the saying goes: life is worse than death; But as the saying goes, if you stay in the green hills, you are not afraid of burning without firewood! ?
19, as the saying goes: people can't judge by their appearances, and the sea can't be measured; But as the saying goes, clothes make the man, and horses make the saddle!
20, as the saying goes: the prodigal son will not change his money; But as the saying goes: dogs can't change and eat shit! ?
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How do you feel about killing chickens in the countryside? Relatives brought three grass chickens from the countryside and told us that they were raised by themselves and grew up eating insects and grass. See how they feel after killing chickens.
There was no place to raise it at home, so my father said, "Kill it." Mother nodded; "Well, if you kill it, I'll burn it."
So I started boiling water to prepare scissors, but the three chickens didn't say a word on the balcony. "blare. . . . . . "The water is boiling.
The first chicken began to suffer. Dad caught a chicken from the bag. It didn't struggle much, just barked slightly.
Across the hall, I went to the toilet to cut with scissors. The chicken began to howl miserably, but one knife didn't break, and the second knife went down again. The chicken's cry became: woo-woo-woo, and finally its head hung down. The blood also decreased to drop by drop at the beginning.
Listening attentively, the two chickens on the balcony seem to be getting restless. I wonder if they understood anything when they heard the first chicken. After the first one was finished, the second one was carried out. I didn't catch its wings, but it flapped its wings, its head stretched and shrank, and it cried hoarsely. Its paws are also pedaling wildly. Obviously, it struggled much more than the first chicken, but it was still difficult to escape from its father's clutches. See how you feel after killing a chicken. Just then, the last chicken began to move, drilling around in the sack, perhaps trying to find a way out! Unfortunately, it still failed, because it was just a chicken.
Listening to these poor chickens and watching them struggle for survival, I can't help but feel bouts of pain. There is no doubt that my father has become a cruel son-in-law, to kill these innocent, poor and weak people, and to inform their partners before they die to get them out of danger.
In fact, in the animal kingdom, there are really many kinds of people who have this spirit of unity. From ants and bees to zebras and goats, they always think about the safety of their partners when they are in distress, give them a warning and make a final contribution to their own groups.
Speaking of which, you may guess that I will compare with others below. Yes, the ugly side of people is exposed too much. There are still a few people who can be selfless and not do whatever they want, and no one is holding the mentality of not doing whatever they want. Bribery, bribery happens almost every day, and many people feel: "Alas! People now! " Hum, is it the fault of society?
If we blame our mistakes on society, maybe we are really worse than XX (I really don't want to talk about it).
3. Interesting sentences have profound meanings.
1, life is beautiful, and life is beautiful. But this process is full of unknowns and doubts.
2. Learn to laugh at everything. If you can't be strong, you will laugh at people who hate you. Especially when others deliberately ridicule you, you can't feel inferior, because your inferiority is the purpose of others. On the contrary, you must laugh, so that others can't catch other changing expressions.
3, like the unknown stimulus, like to silently adhere to the calmness of a belief. Whether it's a storm or a huge wave or a cold wave. Can't stop my progress.
4, life, life, is the most eternal topic of mankind. Perhaps, for people of my age, some people will treat me as a joke when talking about life, but I still want to talk about my life experience and feelings.
Life itself is a movie, pain is a beginning, struggle is a process, and death is an end.
6. Life is an irregular symphony with excitement and adventure, as well as stability and mediocrity.
7. Instead of being jealous of others, it is better to calm down and change and improve yourself.
4. A series of verb sentences 300 Kill the chicken I experienced an interesting thing today.
Want to know what it is? Then let me elaborate! Today, my parents and I went to grandma's house to visit her. I was very excited when I learned about it.
So, we came to grandma's village as quickly as possible. There are many cattle and sheep in this village.
Villagers depend on livestock and fields as their main source of income. After coming to grandma's house.
Grandma warmly invited us into the house when she went out, saying that she would stew chicken for us. As soon as I listened, I became interested.
Begging grandma to let me kill the chicken myself. After I've been pestering you.
Grandma finally agreed to let me kill the chicken myself. Without saying anything, I picked up the kitchen knife and walked out.
Caught a big cock. The rooster croaked "wow, wow".
It seems to say, "give me a break, hero!" " I sneered: "Spare you? Next life! " So coming up is a knife. But the rooster is not dead.
Grandma asked me to mend the knife on my neck. So I did it.
As a result, the rooster struggled twice and went west. Grandma praised me for being brave.
As soon as I heard it, my heart was filled with joy. Killing chickens this time is so fun.
5. The meaning of killing chickens, for example, should have both a word meaning and a word meaning. The pronunciation of shā j and j ǐ ng Hó u means to kill a chicken for the monkey. It is a metaphor to warn others by punishing one person. Killing chickens, for example, was brought to justice, and the military commander Han Xin beheaded Yin Gai. Taking killing a chicken as an example, it inspired the army to shoot Han Fuju. It is said that monkeys are most afraid of seeing blood. Tell him to see how bad the blood is Only in this way can he be educated gradually. Whoever catches a monkey will take this tactic of killing chickens, no matter how tenacious he resists. As soon as the rooster crows, the blood will come out, and the monkey will be soft-hearted and let him be caught. The so-called "making an example" means "making an example", which means threatening and intimidating. This is politics, yes.
6. An eye-catching and meaningful sentence 1. At that moment, you finally found that the person you loved had disappeared in this world as early as the day you said goodbye. Love and yearning in my heart are just memories. I think, some things can be forgotten, some things can be remembered, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. I love you, and this is my disaster.
2. Meeting is partly called fate and partly called doom. Fate is doomed.
3. If a man takes the initiative to carry your bag, let you walk on the road and take the initiative to pull a chair for you, don't be grateful. This only shows that he has countless girlfriends who have taught him this before. The more perfect the details, the greater the challenge to women.
4, youth is a long journey, can't go back; Youth is an unforgettable encounter; Youth is a kind of pain, too late.
5, a lifetime is so long, one day you don't know who will accompany you to the end. Sometimes you meet someone and think it's him, and then look back. In fact, he just gave you what you wanted in this way.
6. I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages.
7. Sometimes, the best way to make others care about you is to care less about them.
8. Love is a song without a name, which is reserved for you without a name in this world.
9. If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.
10. Diligence can make up for cleverness, but cleverness can't make up for laziness.
1 1. Anything missed or lost can never be made up, and the more you make up, the more disappointed you are. It's better to accept the reality and let it pass in your heart completely, but you can get something new.
7. "Kill the chicken and respect the monkey" means to kill the chicken and set an example for the monkey.
In the eyes of playing with monkeys, the cost of killing chickens is much lower than that of killing monkeys, and chickens are much more useless than monkeys. Chicken has always been a master of "show", and what "chicken flies dog jumps" and "egg beats chicken flies" wins the table in short, so the killed chicken always turns "killed" into an extravagant blockbuster.
The struggle of chicken feathers on the ground, the sadness of flying snow all over the sky, crying for the grievances of the land. This effect is more than enough to scare monkeys. Monkeys naturally don't want to be beheaded, so they have to bow their heads and dare not expect anything.
But killing chickens, for example, is a problem. First of all, the motive is not pure.
Killing a chicken is killing a chicken. If you die, you deserve it. If you are neither dead nor hard, you will be wronged. Killing chickens as an example to others will always be associated with people. Most people think that killing chickens is wrong.
Ironically, every chicken thinks it's the monkey's fault to kill, damn it, crying. Moreover, this kind of killing chickens has completely become a political skill, and it is not only sad to lose reasonable legitimacy.
Secondly, the method is improper. Whether it is "killing" or "watching", people feel high pressure.
It takes a chicken head to land to be afraid to cross the line. Common language, gentleman's benevolence, villain's wisdom, divide and rule is not good.
If we can deeply study the special habits of monkeys and apply them to the law, there is no need to scare monkeys' nerves with the heads of chickens. I'm afraid that if they are stupefied, how can they really exert their subjective initiative? Third, the effect is not good.
If you kill more chickens, you will naturally be dissatisfied, and the monkeys' nerves will also develop drug resistance. Watching too much will leave an impression: chickens can be killed if they want to; Monkeys should not be killed, but monkeys can't be killed. In the long run, monkeys will enjoy killing chickens with relish. On the one hand, they will be complacent about their immortal glory, just like the nobles in the stands of the ancient Roman arena ... being killed and dying, they will be isolated from monkeys from now on.
If you cut the monkey's head with a knife, the monkey won't buy it. They will point to the chicken and say "kill it". Alas, after a long illness, monkeys also prescribe medicine for themselves.
Therefore, the chickens that should be killed should also be killed, and the monkeys that should be killed should also be killed. The two cannot be confused. Might as well make an example.
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