Funny and flirtatious sentences

Humorous and Flirting Sentences

Humorous and Flirting Sentences. Even the simplest sentences contain subjects and predicates. Every time you read a book, it is like traveling through time and space. Conversations and heart-to-heart conversations are the mode of love for couples. People are animals that are motivated to reach their full potential. After reading the humorous and flirtatious sentences, choose one to say to the person you like!

Humorous and Flirting Sentences 1

1. I want to be your cat and stick to your pillow, sucking the first ray of sunshine with you every morning and closing in front of the starlight at night. Lying on your chest and dreaming, I droop my head just because I’m not happy, I feel sad when I want to, and I can meow when I think about you. You will feed small fish to my mouth and pat my head to tell me to behave. You will not annoy me and you will not leave.

2. "You look like a relative of mine" "Who "Yeah" "My mother's son-in-law"

3. I am willing to run and work for your happiness. Your smile is my treasure, and your satisfaction is my beauty. Baby, I wish you happiness

4. I am lonely every day because I miss you, I am lonely every night because I miss you, and I am always sad because I don’t have you. I feel sad every moment because I love you. I am obsessed with you all day long, just because I love you with all my heart.

5. The origin and destruction of conditions, the intensity of conditions and the lightness of conditions are beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when fate meets us. Flowers blooming in the sunshine are beautiful, and love accompanied by revolutionary ideals is sweet.

6. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing around the window and I just want you.

7. I hope my next love can start with you. , I hope to give you all the love I have accumulated for a long time.

8. You are a responsible person, add me to your responsibilities.

9. Please get out of my dream, or never leave again.

10. When you are here, you are everything; when you are not around, everything is you!

11. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.

12. I firmly believe that when a person misses another person, he should think quietly... Love, this power, can often reach the other side of gray hair in an instant.

13. Have you seen "Thumping Heartbeat"? So you understand how I feel about you? My heart is pounding.

14. Wanting to drink with you is fake, but wanting to get drunk in your arms is real.

15. In this life, if you don’t come, I won’t grow old. If you don’t leave me, you won’t abandon me.

16. Home-cooked side dishes, Manchu and Han banquets are not a problem

17. The way you eat is so cute, have you practiced?

18. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos.

19. Every woman in love must not only work hard for the happiness of the two of them, but also leave a way out for herself. This way out is nothing but maintaining herself and staying awake. Any normal relationship will never have a way out unless you voluntarily cut it off.

20. You ordinary people, don’t you really want to taste the taste of a fairy? Humorous and Flirting Sentences 2

1. After being with you, the clouds in the sky are as sweet as marshmallows. The air is also sweet.

2. I am thinking of you in the water, fire, wind and clouds.

3. If you are here, I will sleep well.

4. Life can’t give you the sweetness, maybe I can.

5. I want to press you down like an alarm clock every morning.

6. I want 100% love, the love that jumps into the honey jar until I die.

7. The sun and moon must have murdered another planet, and after its death, the planet dispersed into a sky full of stars.

8. Seeing you, I feel more or less adapted to this world.

9. It is inevitable to be vulgar, and it is inevitable to be impressed by you.

10. When loneliness becomes a habit, you no longer expect someone to accompany you.

11. No matter how important the person is, they will become unimportant if they disappoint you.

12. Missing is not a mistake, it is a passing.

13. The end of the road is endless, and the end of the dream is extremely dark.

14. Expectation is the root of all sadness.

15. Touching cannot replace feelings, and nostalgia cannot bring back the past.

16. Everything will pass away, the irritability, the lonely life, and the futility of your efforts.

17. If you don’t feel like it, then you don’t like it.

18. Love is the indifference of holding back strong desires and caring.