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I went to the hospital when I was sick and sent a copy to my circle of friends.
2, not sick, really think that they are indestructible, harmless, and have no pressure at all.
3. You are ill. I ran to the hospital with a fever of more than 39 degrees and watched you talking and laughing with her in the ward.
People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later, so sleep decisively now.
When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.
6. After an illness, I dreamed of the last person I should dream of. It is difficult to let go, but also emotional, want to leave yourself, leave your life.
7. Loneliness is not terrible, what is terrible is being lonely all the time. Being sick is not terrible, but I am afraid that I can't afford to get sick.
8, the cold is so uncomfortable, but it is unreasonable to go to cram school every day!
9. Remember the advice of others when you fail, and realize the fragility of life when you are sick.
10, take care of yourself when you are sick. Why do you say nobody cares?
1 1, I dare not get sick because no one takes care of me. Dare not coquetry, because no one is consistent. I dare not cry because there is no one to comfort me. I dare not speak because no one understands. I dare not be lazy because I have no money to spend. Strong. Independence is my only choice.
12, I always like to sleep when I am sick, because the quilt feels too warm.
13, I feel like a peaceful old lady when I am sick. Sit in the sun and listen to music. Then I dozed off and kept coughing.
14, no friend can match health, and no enemy can match disease. Instead of crying for illness, it is better to add color to life through exercise and fitness.
15, where are you going? The joys and sorrows around you are the excitement of others, not mine.
16, happiness leaves because of your departure, and loneliness around you never leaves because of losing you.
17, caught a cold and felt sick, only to suddenly find no one around.
18, the experience of illness is to know how to meet step by step.
19, strong in front of people. People are injured in the back, they are not strong, and no one will pity themselves.
I am ill in hospital. Where are you?
2. All conversations are not as serious as a slap in the face.
When a person is sick, I will shed tears unconsciously.
4, you know, feelings should not be delayed, so as not to make others tired.
5, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is expensive.
6, a person alone in the hospital, there is a fear and a kind of loneliness.
7. I started to catch a cold today and feel uncomfortable, but I still miss you very much.
8. Those unknown efforts are called lucky by others.
9. It is better to wake up with a slap in the face.
10, I am sick, and there is a lighted lighter in my throat.
1 1. I'm not afraid to become someone I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them
12, teacher, my quilt is sick, so I have to ask for leave to go home and take care of it.
13, where are you going? The joys and sorrows around you are the excitement of others, not mine.
14. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.
15, when I feel sick and uncomfortable, I feel that as long as I am healthy, everything is a cloud.
Life lies in exercise. The taste of being sick is very uncomfortable, so you must pay more attention to your health!
17, caught a cold, the world is in chaos. A persistent and tangled feeling.
18, every time I get sick, I will be very tolerant, but as long as my mother comforts me, I will feel like crying.
19, you didn't tell me if you were sick or uncomfortable. You are distressed and helpless. Get well soon.
20. There are many people who care about you when you are sick. Is there anyone who can buy you medicine and take you to the doctor?
If you feel sick in the hospital, send a copy to the circle of friends (Chapter III) 1. I want to have someone to accompany me, and it is very uncomfortable to be alone in the hospital for infusion.
2. Sit in the hospital and watch the traffic. I, sitting under the street lamp, can't wait. Light, yellow; Me, alone.
People who are better than me are still working hard, and I am not qualified to say that there is nothing I can do!
Wake up at 4: 450, it is not easy for the accompanying staff, and the patient is even more difficult and too tired.
5. I seem to be the same. I don't hesitate to directly unplug the soul yearning for freedom.
6. The situation is really bad. After staying in the hospital for 17 days, I feel gloomy. She is negative and I am depressed.
7. I dreamed of the person I shouldn't dream of the most, and it is hard to let go. I will be emotional again and want to leave myself and my life.
8. I accompany my mother in the hospital every day. I hope my mother will get better soon, so I can go to work with peace of mind.
9. People who haven't been to the hospital can't imagine. Some family members even brought quilts and changed clothes and stayed in hospital chairs.
10, I can understand the feeling that I can't go out to eat tasteless. Calm down and wish you a recovery!
1 1, I accompanied my grandmother in the hospital for infusion, only to know that I was too tired to accompany the patient and didn't sleep a wink all night. I hope my grandmother will get better soon.
12, you can be alone when you have a fever, when you are sad, and when you are heartbroken!
14, dizzy! I feel like I'm going to get sick! A cold sweat! It's so uncomfortable!
15, and small, I want to be strong, like a seed in a rock, to grow hard, and to break through the wall!
16, accompanying me in the hospital every day. It's the husband who scrubs his body and the husband who defecates.
17, the doctor asked me if I had anyone to accompany me, and I couldn't tell you what I was sad and wronged. I really want to hold you and cry.
18, every night with a thin quilt, half padded and half covered, turn over and fold the bed creaking.
19, sneezing at school will think it is terminal cancer.
20. It is not to have a graceful posture, but to have a healthy body.
Sentences (60 sentences) suitable for getting sick and making friends in the hospital.
Suitable for getting sick in the hospital and making friends. When you have a cold, fever, sadness or heartbreak, you can be alone!
He said he had a cold, and then you felt a sore throat, a headache and a pain in your heart.
3. But all sentient beings are full, and they don't hesitate to lie in the sun.
You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
Life and death, of course, I still chose life, because I haven't seen enough of this world.
6. When you are sick, you only know how to take part in accidental amusement.
7. If you have a cold, you will feel uncomfortable and return waste paper.
8. I have a cold and feel very uncomfortable. Nobody cares about me. I bear everything alone.
9. Remember to take an umbrella in rainy days, take medicine when you are sick, learn to cook by yourself, go home and cry when you are wronged, and protect yourself before meeting the person you are with.
10. My buddy is sick, so why torture himself!
1 1. Wear more clothes when it's cold. Your body is your own. You feel sick.
12. I caught a cold and felt terrible. No one cares about me, and I bear everything alone.
13. I guess I didn't know how lonely I was until I was sick.
14. A person's loneliness, a person's hiding; A person's troubles, a person's troubles; One person is sick, one person carries it; A person's heartbreak, a person's fall for it.
15. I'm not afraid to become someone I hate. I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.
16. colds and diseases are more frequent than my menstruation.
17. Boring! Dizzy! I feel like I'm going to get sick! A cold sweat! It's so uncomfortable!
18. I began to understand that the world is not black and white, and there are often "a series of intermediate colors" between black and white.
19. The only advantage of a cold is that no one knows when you cry.
20. A person, sick, rainy, walking at night, who will care about me except my parents!
Second sentence 2 1. There are many people who care about you when you are sick. Is there anyone who can buy you medicine and take you to the doctor?
22. Do you deliberately fail to recognize my nasal and coughing sounds, or do you not care at all?
23. I miss you especially when I feel sick, when it rains without an umbrella, when I can't carry things alone, when I encounter problems that I can't solve, and when I have nothing to say about grievances.
24. Illness comes like a mountain, and I have a headache.
25. I hate people who talk about ailments. I have a cold, and I feel terrible!
26. People who have no time to rest will always have time to get sick; People who have no time to fall in love will always find time to date.
27. In case you get sick, you will get sick; Damn it, just die.
28. Be strong in the face of everything life has given us and move forward bravely!
29. It is indeed wise to turn from flashy external things to real health and happiness.
30. After this serious illness, I have paid more and more attention to the concept of slow delivery of life. For me, I reap the precipitation of my soul from slowness and get the sublimation of my soul from slowness.
3 1. Take care of yourself when it is windy. Remember to take medicine when you are sick. Don't get wet when it rains. You have a good life in the future, and I will walk slowly.
32. I'm sad, I'm miserable, I'm lost, I'm sick, I want to cry, and I don't want anyone to know.
33. You are my medicine. The more I take it, the more I get scared. If I don't take it, I'm afraid I can't.
34. I have a cold, my nose is uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing. I want to go to bed early, but I'm not sleepy, in a bad mood, annoyed and confused.
35. A cold is really uncomfortable. We lost all our friends in autumn.
36. What's wrong with the cold? It's hard to pull a person out of the bone marrow. It's heartbreaking.
Remember to put on more clothes when the weather is cold. I won't let you go if you have a cold.
38. I feel miserable today. I am so sad that I am alone in the hospital for infusion.
39. The night without any improvement made me stop believing in myself, others, medicine and even life.
40. I sneezed and thought you missed me, so I knew I had a cold.
The third sentence is 4 1. It's actually a sick meal. Even though I am sick, I look healthier than others.
42. I think the happiest thing is to have someone you love always by your side and take care of you anxiously when you are sick and most uncomfortable.
43. I always like to sleep when I am sick, because the quilt feels too warm.
44. In this world, everything can wait until tomorrow, except health!
45. Don't be silly. No one feels bad. It's really worthless.
46. You don't know who to love until you are drunk, and you don't know who to love until you are sick.
47. I will give my cold to someone who throws cold water on me.
A true friend will never leave me or abandon me, no matter how down and out I am. Comfort me when I am sad, take care of me when I am sick, and tell me to take medicine.
49. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.
50. Health is like a tree. More sunshine, it will grow, experience more wind and rain, it will be strong, and occasionally loosen the soil and fertilize, it will thrive. Don't be afraid of getting sick, take good care of yourself and recover.
5 1. colds come in rhythm, so don't forget the prelude before you come.
Because the fever didn't return his good night, he knew that he cared about me.
53. Take care of yourself when you are sick. No one loves himself more than I do!
54. Winter is not suitable for falling in love, and cold and hot love is easy to catch a cold.
55. Every time I get sick, I will be especially tolerant, but as long as my mother comforts me, I will especially want to cry.
56. I was ill and forgot many things, including many people.
57. Sneeze with a runny nose for comfort.
58. Illness is a journey, and so is recovery.
If people don't have good health, how can you enjoy a good life?
60. I hope to take medicine myself when I am sick, and don't always worry me.
Sick circle of friends talk about how to send a circle of friends when you are sick.
1, I hate people who talk about ailments. I have a cold, and I feel terrible!
2, it's unreasonable to go to cram school every day when the cold is so uncomfortable!
3, the summer cold runny nose is the most uncomfortable!
I hope those who don't catch a cold don't catch a cold, and those who catch a cold will get better soon. Because I know a cold is hard!
5, caught a cold, so uncomfortable, breathing difficulties, seeking comfort!
6, so cute, so charming, but so cruel.
7, sick, cold, uncomfortable.
8. Honey, my cold and hot makes me catch a cold.
9, cold, fever, uncomfortable, this is my painful day.
10, I have a cold and feel very uncomfortable. Seek comfort!
1 1. I have a cold and a stuffy nose, but I feel uncomfortable. I want to comfort.
12, you know I have a cold, you know I have a hard time, you know I stayed up late, where are you?
13, he said he had a cold, and then you felt sick in your throat, headache and heartburn.
14, I have a cold and fever and don't want to take medicine or injections, so don't say I feel uncomfortable. Comfort is just warm nonsense, and I always want to grow on others. Are you a loser?
No matter where I go, I will cherish every scenery around me.
16, bad cold, leave me quickly!
17, caught a cold at the critical moment, was in a bad mood and was very annoyed. I feel very fragile and helpless. I don't want to talk and I don't want to talk to anyone. I just let this state torment me and make me think more.
18, what happened to the cold? It's hard to pull a person out of the bone marrow. It's heartbreaking.
19, I have a lot of colds recently. It tastes really bad. I sincerely wish you a speedy recovery.
20. How can a cold be worse than seeing someone you love cheating?
2 1, when lovelorn and cold meet unexpectedly, I find that cold is worse than lovelorn.
22. I was caught in the rain, having a headache, catching a cold and feeling uncomfortable.
23, the exam is really annoying, the key is to catch a cold and be in a bad mood!
24. It is uncomfortable to have a cold and stomachache, but it is far less uncomfortable and painful than my heart. ................
25. I started to catch a cold today and feel uncomfortable, but I still miss you very much.
26. I have a cold and fever at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and I have a stuffy nose and a cough. I feel a hundred times worse about wanting to sleep than being lovelorn, don't I?
27. I have a bad cold and a terrible sore throat. It's a pity that the vocal competition will be held in a few days.
28. The pain of breathing means not only missing, but also catching a cold.
Sentences suitable for sick friends.
1, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is not expensive.
He didn't know that he cared about me until he had a fever and didn't go back to good night.
I caught a cold and the world was in chaos.
I began to learn to accept the plunder and gift of reality.
I have a fever, but all I get is one sentence: you are such an adult, you should be able to take care of yourself, needless to say.
6. A child has a cold drip this afternoon! !
7. This is a real society. Don't tell stories with your fairy tales here.
8. It's not that alcohol is impure and a thousand cups are not drunk, but that the reality is too clear!
9. You can be alone when you have a cold, fever, sadness and heartbreak!
10, what is the most painful thing about being a mother? It's not pregnancy, it's not giving birth to a child, it's when the child is sick, no matter how intimidating and tempting you are, you refuse to take medicine anyway. Really weak.
1 1, all the scenes are not as sober as a slap in the face.
12, I'm not afraid to become someone I hate, I'm afraid I'm not as good as them.
13. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.
14, the same tune can't recognize the previous melody.
15, if you are not sick, your relationship can be successful. I want to be held tightly, very much.
16, who will give me so-called love?
17, you don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
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