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A talk about brotherhood: Brothers stay with me all my life, sisters go crazy together, and love is impossible

1. Brothers don’t just share blessings, but they must face difficulties together.

3. Which girl doesn’t have a few best friends who whisper to her in her youth, and that man doesn’t have a few brothers who smoke, drink and fight in his youth.

4. Steal my man, steal my brother, steal my relationship, steal my glory, even the dog I don’t want, you use it as a treasure

5. Brothers in Shanghai save on gas bills , Burn the eggs directly in the sun and eat them.

6. If there is love in the sky, the sky will fall. If there are no brothers, I will fall.

7. There are fair-weather friends from time to time, but there is no money. Close or not close. Rich, drunk, and full of brothers. How could you ever see one in a pinch?

8. Best friends are never as good as brothers

9. Dad said that in the future, if you can smoke, drink, and fight, you will have a group of reliable brothers to learn from. It is his pride to have a good wife who loves him.

10. Hey! Woman, I want to break up with you because I don’t want you to be my brother. Hey! Man, I want to see you again, because loving you betrayed me.

11. Many people’s boyfriends have been robbed by their best friends. Why did my boyfriend end up with his brother?!!

12. Men must protect at least four things Things: the ground under my feet, my husband and mother, the woman in my arms, and the brothers around me. .

13. We have been crazy together, played together, played together, and had fun together. What are brothers? This is how brothers go!

14. Brothers accompany me. Throughout life, sisters are crazy together, and love is impossible

15. It has been a year since we broke up, do you still remember? Now we are brothers!

16. Brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes , I will chop off the limbs of anyone who touches my clothes!

17. For my brothers, I will give up anything.

18. I admit that I am not as strong as you, but I promise that if I touch my brother or daughter-in-law, I cannot guarantee that I will not touch you.

19. One person can cry and the other laugh. It doesn't matter, at least I still have a group of brothers

20. The dream of the future is shattered, but at least I still have brothers and wives with me. Brothers walk together throughout their lives and endure hardships together

1. With brothers, you are absolutely invincible.

2. We were once brothers, we studied together, fought together, shed blood together, had sex with girls together, and the days when we went through adversity together are very unforgettable.

3. Brothers walk together throughout their lives, bear hardships and hardships together, enjoy blessings and laughter together, and suffer pain and tears together.

4. If something happens to a brother and you have nothing to say, please help. Those who betray their brothers, ruthlessly say, get out.

5. Who can understand our love and righteousness? Only we know it.

6. In the blink of an eye, brothers will always be side by side.

7. Brother, your home is here. No matter what you do, brothers are waiting for you.

8. No matter what happens in the future, we are all brothers! !

9. Brothers are like the wind, and brothers are like the rain. With brothers, you can control the wind and rain.

10. When you come out to fool around, you always have to pay back your righteousness. They make us cry and we make them bleed.

11. Playing together while eating and drinking is a friend; playing together without eating or drinking is a brother.

12. Walk in society with righteousness and live life with courage.

13. We fight together, and fight for our lives together. Brothers work together to continue glory.

14. Brothers never have to explain anything to each other because they can know what you want to do with every move, word and look in your eyes

15. Brothers are bigger than the sky, The sound dude is really rough.

16. Why do brothers drink together, smoke together, fight together, pick up girls together, and be cool together?

17. Brothers are like heaven, and brothers are like earth. Having more brothers can stand up to heaven and earth.

18. Ask your brother how long to do it, and how long to do it if your heart beats.

19. The coats we wore together in those years...

20. Friendship, once played for real, is more unforgettable than love.

21. Friendship is not lost to any kind of love.

22. Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will go crazy together

23. Real good friends are not those who have endless things to talk about together, but those who never talk together. You won't feel embarrassed either.

24. Good friends will never become alienated no matter how long they have not seen each other.

25. Even if people all over the world say something bad about you, I am still willing to be the enemy of the whole world. Sisters talk crazy together

1. You have a love that I don’t have, but I have a bestie relationship that you don’t have.

2. Happy time + crazy friends = the best memories.

3. The highest expression of friendship is that you are gay in the eyes of others

4. I will cherish the friendship at this moment, because I believe that we only have this life and no next life

5. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friends, each working at his own class during the day, and then having fun together after get off work at night!

6. You are my most dazzling dependence.

7. Indifferently returning to autumn, you have already warmed my early autumn

8. That year, the folded paper planes have sunk into the ocean of time, carrying our laughter and laughter with them. , disappeared without a trace.

9. If there were only 5 months left, we would still be making trouble together.

10. You have a best friend who scolds you all day long but is the first to stand up when something happens.

11. Crazy women, don’t forget the promise you made for the rest of your life.

12. Best friends are even more important to us than lovers.

13. Only with you can I have a splendid youth

14. You don’t need too many friends, just one who can tell your true feelings.

15. Our laughter and laughter float repeatedly in the sky in our memory.

16. When I look back happily, you have already carved my face

17. Time is like a big sieve, it can withstand filtering, and the ones who remain in the end are the true friends. .

18. Don’t be overwhelmed by big and small things. I'll accompany you when you're drunk!

19. Only true friends can understand the sadness in your eyes, while others only see the smile on your face.

20. Your best friend just cut your hair short with you. Let me grow your hair long again.

21. Mother Hui said, we are the most dazzling gold in the pile of rocks.

22. You can doubt the love between us, but you can never underestimate the friendship between me and her.

23. I only like to wear matching clothes with my best friends, because that way we can show off our friendship.

24. Mother Hui said that we are the most dazzling galaxy in the Milky Way.

25. Girl, live your life as freely as you want

26. Being your bridesmaid is my next major goal

27. We agreed that you are The only good sister in my life will not change even if she hangs herself for a hundred years

28. We promised not to separate, but to be together forever, even if we are against time, even if we are betrayed by the whole world

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29. There are always a few crazy women who are friends that I can’t abandon.

30. I love her, love her very much, love her very much, love her very much.

To best friends

31. Thinking of someone, I giggle and feel disappointed. Not lovers, but sisters.

32. I just want to say to my best friend: "Thank you, thank you for always being here during my most beautiful years!"

33. My best friend will never cry when you are crying. laugh!

34. Let’s laugh together on the road of youth

35. Good sisters can talk to each other about their concerns, and there are many people who have endless things to say.

36. Friends, besties, sisters. A lifelong commitment. I love you in a thousand words.

37. A good sister is someone who cares about whether you fly high or not, and whether you are tired or not.

38. Tell yourself to bask in happiness because you are by my side

39. If there were not you, then who else in the world could I rely on?

40. I am willing to accompany you to the blue and the blue, just like you are willing to accompany me across the ocean without fear.

41. We promised to laugh loudly together until eternity.

42. Can you keep looking for me after falling out of love? I will always be there.

43. The innocence we have is the most beautiful.

44. We said we would accompany you to listen to the sound of falling rain, and don’t let fate pass you by.

45. I have so many of you that are indispensable to me.

46. Tell yourself to smile hard because you are by my side

47. Best friends are just useless people who will hurt you to death and still make you feel happy.

48. Can cherries be without meatballs, and can crayons be without Xiaoxin.

49. I will be so crazy with you that the whole world will be moved.

50. Girls, are you still as domineering as ever? We can't talk about it together

We all long for the love of growing old together, but sometimes growing old together has nothing to do with love. The saddest thing in life is that you love someone deeply but can never be together. Those who clamor for love will only understand after being hurt by love that patience is a deep love that not everyone can appreciate. Holding hands with someone who is willing to tolerate you will last far longer than those who will only give you love and romance

We can’t talk about it together

1. Always in the wrong place You meet the right person at the right time, and you meet the impossible person at the right age.

2. In the past two nights, I always dreamed that we were getting back together. I always lied to myself, but I knew clearly that it would be impossible for us. With his sister and mother here, it would be impossible for us to get back together. Together. I'm so mean, I always check his WeChat Moments, QQ Zone, photos and comments about us, but he doesn't delete them. The couple's space is still bound, and I can't bear to delete it. Maybe he's too busy and doesn't have time to do it. I've been broken up for a week.

3. I really, really like him, but we can’t be together. I know that even if we are together, we won’t last forever, but I really, really, really like him. I really like Huang Wei. I might I have really lost my life to you.

4. I felt that Pan was not that involved. At first, I felt that he was very involved, but maybe I didn’t feel that way later.

5. She originally held on to the last glimmer of hope and thought about many possibilities of being together, but because of a sudden incident, she clearly discovered that it was impossible to be together in the future, and it could not be realized no matter what. , she really let go

6. Maybe she is mean. She knows clearly that she has no interest in you and cannot be together. She knows that she should let go in time and no longer cares or misses her. But I still can't control myself, I still like it.

7. There is a bear who loves me very much, a bear who dotes on me, and a bear who cannot be together. You say I hurt you, but I also hurt myself, because you end up One day you will leave me, I can no longer rely on you, I want to force myself to give up

8. If lovers no longer love each other, no matter whether they are poor or rich, they cannot be together, and other similar things It's all the same, our hearts are no longer together, so what else can we talk about.

9. Please cherish those who can be together, because some people want to be together, but it is impossible.

10. The most precious thing is to ask for something but not get it. People with different views cannot be together.

11. It’s easy to get together and easy to get together. It’s always easy to get together and never get together easily. In the end, liking turned into unwillingness, deep love turned into sadness, longing turned into upset, and initiative turned into being mean. Is there anyone like me who falls in love with someone who is impossible to be with, and then it hurts every time I think about her, so painful that I want to cry but can’t make a sound?

12. Hahaha, you still take the blame for everything. You were the one who didn’t want me. You were the one who told us from all sides that we couldn’t be together. I already hate my body, but it’s you who stabs it. Will the pressure break me? How can you be knocked down? I may be knocked down for a moment, but you are here and I will continue to get up and fight for you. Instead, it’s you who is knocking me down now.

13. I turned over the previously saved chat history and read it again. In fact, before the story began, he said that we were classmates and it was impossible to be together. I chose not to listen and continue to pester. This is probably what you bring upon yourself.

14. The reason a girl has a good impression of you is not because you make her feel uncomfortable. If you can use self-exclusion correctly, you can quickly deepen her good impression of you. For example: I think it would be better for us to be friends, so that we can help carry things when we go shopping. Haha, we can't be together. Don't think too much about unnecessary things. You are a good woman, but I am different from you. I am very bad, and your family is frightened when they see me.

15. At the end of every relationship, someone always comes first. Some people rest and cultivate, just to heal their wounds, while some people look into the distance and start with a new love. There is always time to miss each other, but missing each other does not necessarily mean meeting each other. Every distance has its meaning. There were times when I was brave enough to risk my life, there were so many promises, and you left before the journey was even halfway through. Maybe you know better than me that the two of us cannot be together. There are many stories in the world, but there has never been a script for us.

16. It has been a long time since the second season of Let’s Fall in Love, but last night I suddenly fell in love with Shawn Yue and Zhou Dongyu CP. Although one is already married and is about to have a child, there is absolutely no doubt that they are together. It's impossible, but seeing them falling in love, I still feel that they are the most suitable. Uncle Six is ??mature and steady, but also like a child. Dong Yu is sensitive and cautious, and always looks at Uncle Six with admiration. Maybe Uncle Six is ??always there. Taking care of Dong Yu is always the one who needs to be taken care of in love. The mature Uncle Six gave the little yellow duck the greatest romance. As frank as she is, she will definitely stay in Uncle Six's heart. Variety shows may be just acting, and the audience will always be in the show. I am also willing to be in the drama forever. Maybe Shawn Yue is a Hong Kong independence activist, maybe Zhou Dongyu is rude, but when it comes to people who love each other, they just fall in love simply, and those who give their sincerity are always the most unforgettable

17. I am early I should know that I can't get any good results. I'm too possessive and vain. I don't have any hobbies. I like to do things. Because I'm a good girl, I start arguing with others because I know we can't be together. I always hope that others can always be with me. If you like me for being unconsciously dependent and willing to get slapped if you give me a little sweetness, you deserve it.

18. I dreamed last night that I was with him. He had nothing. I can ask for nothing, but we can never be together in this life. After all, we have no connection!

19. The saddest thing is that when you fall in love with someone, but you can't be together, sooner or later, you have to give up. The farthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but the familiar people gradually becoming strangers. Whether it's a friend or a lover, if you don't treat me sincerely, why should I treat you sincerely?

My attitude is good or bad, depending on how you treat me. Whether you cherish me or not, if you lose me one day, I won’t let you find me again

20. I wanted to go to Los Angeles to find Jan, although he said we couldn’t be there together, but I still think, I also feel that I am quite low-frequency, there is no way, this is me, the unique me, I will upgrade

21. Maybe we can’t change each other at all, from the beginning It was wrong from the beginning. We are not the same kind of people and are destined to be together.

22. My boyfriend talked to me a lot in the afternoon. I was in a daze all afternoon. Try not to talk to people you like but can't be with. BTW, when can I get married?

Twenty-three. We were together for five years, fell in love with each other for the first time. We broke up and had no contact for six years. Then we met suddenly. I knew we couldn’t be together anymore, but I still wanted to see more. It turned out that it was deeply rooted in my bones. Once you have loved someone, you will still feel heartbroken when you meet again.

24. Even though you know that you cannot be together forever, you still start this relationship like a moth to a flame. Have you ever experienced this kind of love? I'm listening to what's on your mind.

On this day in 20xx, some people told me that we can no longer be together. When people grow up, they must learn to let go. How does it feel when you love someone deeply but also know clearly that you can't be together? Probably neither sad nor happy. What a heart-wrenching experience it is to not be able to love. What a heartbreaking realization it would be to be neither sad nor happy. From now on, I love no one. Afraid of being like you. I'm afraid it doesn't look like you.

26. Even though we knew it was impossible to be together, we still couldn’t help but disturb him. Maybe you really feel what it means to be heartbroken.

27. Everyone has a person hidden deep in their black stockings. You don’t know whether your life with beautiful feet is good or bad. Sometimes, what you miss is just a foot fetish name, a simple paragraph encounter. The saddest thing is when you meet a student girl, but realize that Bai Si can't be together, sooner or later, you have to give up

28. Do you think you are right? Yes, they broke up, and the one you thought couldn't be together got married. Love is full of wonders, no one can tell, who will choose whom in the end? This is life, it always disappoints people but also encourages people in time.

29. I feel sorry for Shen Xingyi and Zhou Ying. It is really painful to have wishful thinking or love someone who cannot be together.

30. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up

3 11. When you first got together, everyone thought you couldn’t be together for a long time. There were still people waiting to see when you would break up. Later, you went through so much that everyone thought nothing could separate you, but you really separated. .

32. The game of chicken is really different from other games. People with different ideas cannot play together.

33. Perhaps the saddest thing is when you meet a special person and love him very much, but know that you can never be together, and sooner or later, you have to leave.

34. A severe fate has prepared me for an extremely difficult life. The blows came one after another without interruption, and the wandering years followed one after another. Husband and wife should live together. A marriage cannot be based on correspondence between two people. Now each of us understands who destroyed our family. I find myself surrounded by thousands of couples like us.

Thirty-five, I do like a boy, but it is indeed impossible to be together. Maybe I would try a little bit before, but now I really have no courage at all. It’s not that I don’t dare. I know that the best way is to just watch silently. I think liking is really not about owning it, but looking at it from a distance and quietly accompanying it is happiness.

36. What does it feel like to like someone who is impossible to be with? If you take a step forward, you are not qualified. If you take a step back, you will be reluctant to give up.

Without status to interfere with her life, even being jealous would be unfair.

Thirty-seven. When we first got together, everyone thought we couldn’t be together for a long time. There were still people waiting for us to break up and watching our jokes. Later, we experienced many, many things. It got to the point where everyone felt that nothing could separate us, but we were really separated!

38. If I meet you in the future, even if you tell me that we cannot be together in the end, I will not stop three steps away from you. I will bump into you. Let you see my tears.

Thirty-nine. No one is right or wrong in a relationship. Either you give it your all and don’t regret it. Or you don’t touch the moral bottom line of the relationship from the beginning. Divorce and chase someone you can’t be with. people.

40. The sad thing is that when you meet a special person, you realize that you can never be together. Giving up the person you like and everything else becomes make do. We are not together, and we will never be together again. That is my purest love, and we will never be together again. Sooner or later you have to give up. Maybe this is youth when you can't be with the person you like.

41. If someone can really do anything for you, then that person really loves you, but you can’t be together.

42 , The saddest thing is when you meet a special person, but realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up traditional Chinese medicine to lose weight. In the end, love turned into unwillingness, and deep love turned into sadness. I have never given up my love for you, it has just changed from strong to silent.

43. I don’t know if I still like you, but it’s very unhappy to see someone else chasing you, but we can’t be together anymore. I hope you find a better person*** Live the rest of your life and wish you happiness

44. I am super envious of those of you who have a secret crush on you and are still devoted to you. There are two such friends around you. I am really super envious! Although I know that we can't be together, I still feel that this city is very warm.

45. Is there anyone who falls in love with someone who is impossible to be with like me, and then every time I miss him? It’s very heartbreaking, so painful that I want to cry but can’t make a sound!

46. Okay, I can see the ending. Zhou Ying and Shen Xingyi cannot be together, they will torture the audience to death. Shen Xingyi, you are also a fool. Why do you have to hang yourself on a tree? Zhou Ying can't marry you. Why don't you marry me? I agree immediately. You don't even need a tael of silver. You save money and worry. Think about it. consider?

47. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up. You finally understand that the greatest sorrow for people is not not getting it, but being reluctant to give it up. If we had never lost, we might never know how important these people and things are. Only when you are relieved can you feel more deeply every happiness that comes your way. Some people say: As a man, I care about face too much. I don't want to take the initiative to ask her for forgiveness. I broke her heart. If I have the chance, I want to tell her face to face that I love you. But she was already with someone else. Don't let love become a tragedy, don't hurt the one who loves you just because of face. It's obviously heartbreaking, and I obviously can't let you go, but in the end, we ended it all with our backs. Pretending to be calm and unconcerned, pretending not to care, being stingy enough to say even a tender word, as if whoever cares about this love will lose. If you feel reluctant to let go, why don't you try to keep her. You have to tell him loudly: I just can't let you go, I just want to be with you.

48. It should be a disconnect. Well, there will always be a disconnect. After all, we can't stick together forever.

49. The saddest thing is when you meet a special person and realize that you can never be together. Sooner or later, you have to give up.

Let go of your impetuosity, let go of your laziness, let go of your three-minute enthusiasm, let go of your brain that can't resist temptation, let go of your eyes that are easily attracted by anything, let go of your mouth that wants to gossip about everything, and calm down your heart. Come and do what you have to do, it’s time to work hard!

Fifty, sadomasochism, two people who cannot be together, but neither one is willing to say breakup, even if there is only 1 chance, they are not willing to say give up

Fifty-one , suddenly thought of a sentence, shouldn't people who know that they can't be together not love? Just like everyone is bound to die, why don’t we just try to live?

52. Because it is impossible to be with you, I choose to move forward while keeping you. I want to become better, I want to become stronger

53. Have you ever met such a person? You know that there will be no result between you and you will be separated, but you still want to hold her hand and accompany her through this journey! If I could turn back time, I would still choose to know you. Although I am scarred, I have warm memories in my heart that no one can give me! Thank you for coming to my world. The saddest thing is meeting a special person and knowing for sure that you can't be together and sooner or later you will eventually separate. You can't be friends with someone you really like! Even if I take another look, I still want to have it. You have never given up on love, but it has just changed from strong to quiet. The moment you left, I wanted to break a string that had been pulled for a long time. I thought I would panic. , you will be devastated, but more importantly, you will be relieved. You are finally gone, and I don’t have to worry anymore. The porridge in the morning is better than the wine in the late night. People who lie to you will say better than those who love you. Companion and understanding , more important than love, if love, love begets love, a person's happy moment is to find the right person. If one day someone who can't come back disappears, someone who can't live without leaves, it doesn't matter. Only when you leave a wrong person can you meet a right person! Time will bring the right person to you, please love yourself first!

Fifty-four, yes, maybe after many years you will become single, and I will not get married, we still can't be together, but you won't be single anymore, I didn't expect us to break up In the end, you will become like this. Who do you love and who will you go on with? Could it be her? No matter who you are, I hope you live a good life and work hard! Don’t let me down by coming to Inner Mongolia for me, and don’t let me down by leaving! Miss you! Maybe you will never hear it! I miss you every day!

Fifty-five, maybe you are tired of me after a long time. We can no longer chat after 12 o'clock. We agreed to go play together, but in the end we forgot it. Maybe we are together. It’s impossible to be together.

Fifty-six. The more you play, the deeper you get. You don’t know how long I hesitated for that joke. I’m not free and easy. I have a lot of things to ask you. I want to ask you. I’m here What's on your mind? Have you ever taken it seriously? I love that you mean it! Although, we can never be together.

Fifty-seven. I thought that everything I did would be sweet to him, and he would laugh from the bottom of his heart when he saw it. However, these were just my own thoughts, and he didn’t think so, okay. , I was wrong, we can't be together happily after all.

Fifty-eight, I finally deleted it, but it was really uncomfortable and I cried for a long time. It is true that I love you, and it is also true that we cannot be together. I forced myself to let it go

59. Occasionally, I feel that it is a good thing to like someone or have a crush on someone who is impossible to be with. At least that way, I can live alone for a long time, and the happiness of being alone is in the complicated network of relationships. It can be said to be very rare.

60. Is there such a person who, even if he knows it is impossible to be together, has fantasized about being together more than once?

61. Knowing that it is impossible Now that we are together, why bother struggling all night for him? It’s sad and hurtful

62. When I understand that we can never be together, this result always makes me cry.