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A short poem "First Love" - ??Cheng Baolin
My thoughts on first love
My first girlfriend was 19 when we first fell in love.
My current girlfriend was 16 when we first fell in love.
My first girlfriend was my college classmate.
My current girlfriend was someone I met when I was clubbing.
I coaxed and tricked her into having my first love with her after half a month. My girlfriend had sex.
I got together with my current girlfriend on the day we met.
The place where I had sex with my first girlfriend was in our dormitory.
I I checked into a four-star hotel with my current girlfriend.
The first time I went on a date with my first girlfriend. I ate a bowl of shaved noodles that cost 2 yuan a bowl. She said she couldn’t eat it.
She even took it. He gave me more than half of it.
The first time I went on a date with my current girlfriend, I ate a Western-style steak worth 88 yuan. It was over
She also ordered a fruit salad. .
The first time I walked to send my first girlfriend home, she was in high spirits and couldn’t stop laughing
The first time I walked to send my current girlfriend home, she said I was stingy, why not? Called.
Given my first girlfriend a "Shrubi". She was happy for several days and kept showing off to her roommate
.
Given my current girlfriend a "Shrubi" The platinum ring. She looked at it twice and put it close to the drawer. It turned out that
thought it was too small.
When her first girlfriend was shopping for clothes, she went to a large wholesale market
When my current girlfriend was shopping for clothes, she visited brand stores
When I had a fight with my first girlfriend, she sobbed and asked in a low voice: "You don't love me anymore?"
I had a quarrel with my current girlfriend. She sat on the sofa and pointed at me and cursed: "None of your men are good."
When she was with her first girlfriend, she took care of everything in the house. The monthly living expenses sent to her were deposited on my canteen meal card.
When I was with my current girlfriend, my monthly salary was deposited on her bankbook.
When I was with my first girlfriend, when I woke up in the morning, she had already bought breakfast and was waiting for me to get up.
With my current girlfriend, She was lying on the bed and said to me: "Honey, I'm hungry! Go buy me breakfast."
My first love girlfriend was waiting for me at the door of my classroom after class and we went to the cafeteria to eat together. Sometimes they even
bring meals to me.
Now I often come back from work to buy groceries and cook for my current girlfriend to come back. Even sometimes
I have to send it to her.
My first girlfriend often sits next to me and stays with me online until dawn, and finally she lies on the table
and falls asleep.
My current girlfriend often played mahjong until dawn, and I sat and watched. Finally, I sat on the stool
and fell asleep.
My first love girlfriend heard me talking about pornography with my besties. Jokes make me blush.
My current girlfriend often forwards pornographic text messages on her phone to me.
The first time I held my first girlfriend’s hand, her palms were sweating. She was stunned. She was dumbfounded and let me hold her
(to be precise, she let me drag her)
The first time I held my current girlfriend’s hand, she naturally clasped her fingers behind her back Come here, hold my hand
The first time I kissed my first girlfriend, her whole body was numb. She stood there stupidly, unable to make a sound.
The first time I kissed my current girlfriend. She stuck her tongue into my mouth.
The first time I touched my first girlfriend’s breast through her clothes, she screamed and jumped and stomped away
She was so scared Sweating all over
When I touched my current girlfriend’s breasts for the first time, I found that her nipples had become hard.
The first time I had sex with my first girlfriend, she refused to take off her clothes. Go to bed.
The first time I had sex with my current girlfriend, we took a "mandarin duck bath" together
The first time I had sex with my first girlfriend, she lay there stupidly On the bed, I shouted:
"Take it easy...it hurts"
The first time I had sex with my current girlfriend, she held my back with both hands. His legs held my
waist, and he shouted: "Well... hurry up"
The first time I had sex with my first girlfriend,
What she came out with was blood.
The first time she had sex with her current girlfriend, she came out with water.
. . . . .
I really want to say now: "I once had a copy..."
A sigh. . .
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