Classic crosstalk lines that can make people laugh.

A cross talk classic line that can make people laugh-1. I found a representative card in front of the hotel the other day and let me eat it for three months.

2. Some people say that I want to have a bad night.

3. Okay, okay, okay. Two thousand dollars to travel around the world? ! Come back as soon as you get to Daxing.

4. When you get to heaven, it's not a kiss. There are sun, moon and stars in the sky. The shuttle between the sun and the moon makes people old and takes away many people in the world.

I tell you, our family is a bragging workshop.

6. Speaking cross talk, like singing opera, requires hard work. Get up early and get greedy. Get up in the morning, shout and practice. At this age, Mr. Yu still keeps the habit of practicing early work.

7. (Chorus) He bullied his mother's mourning ethics, and his brother tried to abandon this rule. There are many old people.

8. How many people were introduced before this? A girl doesn't like it, and a girl doesn't like it. A contemptuous look.

9. What went to sell vegetables? That's Cao Yu What are you bragging about at this level

10. I mainly study foreign music and like many foreign musicians. For example, there is a Michael Jackson. Jackson, do you study? Is that so? What, right? This guy's name? You're finished. You don't know, do you? I think so, too. Please say it again. Michael Jason is as different as you? That's right. I'm right sometimes. Well, it's never right. Michael Jackson is really great. He dances well and sings well. Many viewers say that he is my God. Put on your hat, white socks and black shoes. He is not afraid to wear white socks and black shoes in the sun. Very handsome.

1 1. Yes, yes. Borrow wind. Press the skirt when the wind blows (imitating Marilyn Monroe's classic movements).

12. All right, stop singing, stop, stop, stop. Is this the passage of Han Xin's divination? Huh? I won't, will I? Hmm?

13. Never heard of it! Who do you think hanged a naked old monk here? !

14. This is the taste of Tangshan.

15. Find a beauty salon and pull a double eyelid. After pulling me, what should I do with the double eyelid?

16. It's really puzzling.

17. I told you three times. Big iron bar hospital, surgery today, work tomorrow.

18. Parents, parents are not close, parents can't live forever. A room full of children can't stay, and a handful of loess rain and tears keep coming.

19. Everyone only knows Degang Guo and Degang Guo from The Analects.

20. Get up in the morning. I get up earlier than the chicken and go to bed later than the chicken. Have you mastered the life rules of these two chickens?

2 1. There is also an anthology of Degang Guo crosstalk. Do you have instructions for hiding and discharging oil? Hide secrets and extract oil? Forgot when you were making money? Oh, oh, oh, then there will be no cross talk by Degang Guo. Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Harry Potter, Hidden Secrets and Oil Discharging.

22. Drive three miles, my God, it's so exciting!

23. Why are you so embarrassed?

24. I am a freeloader.

Classic crosstalk lines that can make people laugh. 25. If friends say they are close, they are not close. My friend is from Lu Yu. If the heart is weak, the snake will swallow the elephant, and a friend will be the enemy.

I tell you, let's not talk about this course. Today we will have a bragging contest. If you win, I don't want money. If you lose, you can give me the money right away, ok?

If you don't leave me here, you will leave me here. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

28. I want to live well Why did I leave so much money? I will squander it. I ...

29. Have a look! That's called looking closely! Something like that? Far from it! Like you said, I have a big top!

30. Corporal James, American five-star general.

3 1. (Singing) Emperor Gaozu had a way of sitting on mountains and rivers, with a monarch and a minister, and a virtue and a people.

33. My cross talk can make everyone cry

34. Because I have boasted for more than ten years. Much worse. I have praised it for more than thirty years.

35. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.

36. Since I had her, my safety factor in crossing the road has greatly increased. Can she tell me if there is a bus coming over there?

37. Did you eat too much?

38. If you want to kiss, the audience will kiss, and the audience actors will be linked to each other. I remember an old saying in my early years that a gentleman does not raise artists.

39. I'm eating and it's broken again! I bit off the table!

40. When people came out, they had white hats and black shoes. This hand was holding a hat. Where did it go?

4 1. I have studied many things and invented many things. Everything from space technology and cloning to daily necessities in the streets has been studied.

42. Find a film factory, rewind the tape, then find a factory and make me a car based on that tape, camel Xiangzi's car. Rickshaw?

43. I am very happy today. Today is May 5th, which is my holiday. Dragon Boat Festival, eat zongzi and drink realgar to commemorate Qu Yuan.

44. Grab this card. If it is tied, don't throw it on the table.

45. The prince looked at it. "Show him that wall, and even brush the pulp." "Second, Zhang Wenshun, come here!" Mr. Zhang, come here. (crooked shoulders) "huh? What? "

46. What is a dog monitor? This idiom is called meticulous.

47. Sorry, wrong, wrong. You treat things in class naked.

Laugh with a smile _ Laugh with a smile and make sentences

Laugh.

Interpretation of idioms: Laugh with your hands over your stomach. Describe meeting a ridiculous thing and laughing uncontrollably. And got pregnant.

Origin of Idiom: Sima Qian's Historical Records Biography of Japanese in the Western Han Dynasty: Sima Yi said with a smile: The doctor has Taoism, so how can he say it now?

Synonym: laugh, make people laugh.

Antonym: howl.

Make sentences with a smile:

1. In Disneyland, all kinds of cartoon characters put on various shapes, especially Donald Duck's bulging belly, which made the tourists laugh.

The fat, stupid and silly panda in the movie Kung Fu Panda is my idol. Watching its vivid performance will make people laugh.

The music teacher often talks to us in humorous language, and we are often made to laugh by him.

4. I like reading educational cartoons in the special zone best. Every cartoon is funny and instructive, which can make the whole class burst into laughter from time to time.

My mother told me a stupid thing she did when she was a child, and I couldn't help laughing, especially when my mother told me that she couldn't even recognize the way home, my family and I all burst into laughter.

6. When I got on the computer, I laughed when I saw crayon Shinchan swimming with his pants off.

7. Music teachers who have always been humorous can always create tornadoes in the class, which makes us laugh.

8. Promoters will put the goods in the shopping mall into hilarious shapes, which will also make many customers linger.

9. When the whole class laughed at the monitor's improper management, the monitor said calmly, Laugh, hehehe, I feel funny, too. The class stopped laughing.

10, "Old Master Q" is my favorite cartoon. It makes me laugh and makes me understand a lot.

1 1. I have a strange little cousin. He always jumps around like a little monkey and puts on all kinds of funny and lovely actions, which often makes us laugh.

12, always laughing when watching funny TV.

13, loves to laugh when reading.

Talk about the funny connotation that makes people laugh.

1. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

In fact, I am handsome from one angle, but you didn't notice it.

It's time to go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

4. God is fair, giving others happiness will also make them blind, for fear that they will feel uncomfortable.

Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China, otherwise there will be cooking methods and taste effects handed down.

6. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of a harem without a prince's concubine. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

8. There has been a question in my heart these days: Have all the people sitting in the audience in the Spring Festival Evening been confiscated?

9. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

10. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

1 1. When you hate people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to argue with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. In that way, they will disappear from your life forever, just like death.

12. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

13. There is a kind of friendship called frozen hand friend. No matter how cold your hands are, I will reply to your message in time. If I don't reply to you, it means that you are not worth freezing your hands.

14. Body and soul are always on the way to eat.

15. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

16. If a person has no object, others will comfort him. Women nowadays demand too much. If a woman has no object, others will definitely say that she is too demanding.

17. When you feel that you are useless and a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

18. Thanks to Empresses in the Palace of Sun Li and The Legend of Mi Yue. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have known the words "Heng and Mi" since then.

19. Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

20. How time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

2 1. I found I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

22. In ancient times, when girls were dating, it was up to their parents to say whether they wanted it or not. She didn't want to say that her daughter wanted to live with her parents for two years.

23. If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

24. Beijing is seriously polluted, and primary and secondary schools are on holiday, but adults have to go to work normally. This tells us: cherish your school days, because once you grow up, you can't be regarded as an individual.

25. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

26. Would you like to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

28. I saw a figure like you in the street. I chased like crazy and suddenly woke up. It turns out that you are no longer in this city, so I silently put down my brick.

I left my hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

A graduation message that makes people laugh.

1. The higher a person's goal, the faster his talents develop and the greater his contribution to society.

2. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

3. May we become a humble little stone thousands of miles away, paving the Golden Avenue.

4. The buds bred in the rain and dew absorb the brilliance of the sun and dedicate colorful flowers to the motherland-this is our common wish!

5. Determination, diligence, pursuit and innovation are all wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.

6. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

7. Learn more when you encounter difficulties: heavy snow presses the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

8, today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, take care, teacher!

9. Brothers and sisters, have a good trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. I also want to say to my junior brothers and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when I graduate. I want to cry, not because I am leaving, but because I have learned nothing. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the biggest gain is patience and adaptation to nothingness! Make good use of the library, study self-study, basic knowledge, practice integration, interest cultivation, initiative, control time and deal with people. This is how I feel now.

10, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.

Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

13, ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college days, whether we are graduating students or schoolmates, and we will be happy in the future, so now we have the opportunity to get in touch with more feelings and don't miss our original life too much. It's better to cherish than miss it!

14, we are lucky to meet this good time; We have the aura of seizing opportunities, and the future lies with us.

15, I came gently and left in a hurry. What did I bring? What did I take? I don't know, I just heard some birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!

16, a sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!

17, the grass is all over the campus: the freshman is too young to cherish the grass in spring; Sophomore is just right, all love is looking for grass; My junior year is too old for the sunset to shine on the grass; In my senior year, I sighed. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You shout after graduation, but I'm not a grass anymore.

18, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.

19, fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom is the mother of art and the source of miracles.

20, employment is difficult, everyone knows, but I want to do something for you at the end of the message, and there is nothing to do. The only thing is to send a short message, a customs clearance. Have a nice trip, have a nice trip!

2 1. There are gravels and clods on the road. Let's clean them up. There are weeds and thorns on the road, let's get rid of them; There are potholes on the road, let's fill them in-the road of life should be explored with both hands!

22. Peking University is calling you, Tsinghua is greeting you, Wu Da is welcoming you, Huake is waiting for you, we are supporting you, we are praying for you, and we are blessing you: I wish you every success in high school!

23, deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

Let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

25. Four years of university are coming to an end. Looking back on the days we walked together, I want to say that I miss the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. I wish you all the best in the future!

26. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

27. You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

28. Look, the mountain of hope is so beautiful and green. Let's spread the wings of life, shake off the wings of youth and fly to the mountains!

29. Look, the snow on the far cliff hasn't melted yet, and the winter jasmine in the field has already bloomed. -May we always be beautiful winter jasmine, the first to bring people the news of spring.

30. Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

3 1, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how stormy it is.

33. How high is this step? We don't know, but we crossed it calmly and resolutely, leaving the old steps behind.

34. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.

35. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you

36. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

37. The road of life is like a circular runway. The end point and the starting point are together: the old end point is the new starting point. The end point is yesterday's record; The starting point indicates a better tomorrow.

38. Flowers will never laugh at delicate buds, because buds can bloom and have all the love.

39. What is life? It is a brick of a historic building, a pair of paddles struggling with the wind and waves, and a flower that is the source of all kinds of green. Let's create the best life with our own hands!

40. If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

4 1, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up to friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

42. The sunshine of youth illuminates the direction we are pursuing. Let's look at the target, spread our wings and fly, and strive to add a beautiful luster to the future.

43. With childishness, surprise, confusion, ideals and self-confidence, we will usher in the best youth time in our lives.

44. Time can take away time, but I can't take away my thoughts of you. Graduation can take away my thoughts but not the friendship between you and me. The farther time flies, the deeper my thoughts and the stronger my friendship. Drink a cup of tea and wine and say gently: take care of your teacher!

45. Why are our young people so energetic? Why is our life full of leaps and bounds? Ah! Because every moment of our youth and life exists for hope and miracle!