Ask a few cold jokes!

A beautiful woman was on the night shift and was followed by a lecherous man. The beautiful woman was very scared and happened to pass by a graveyard. The lecherous man was about to start, and the beautiful woman went to a grave and said, "Dad, open the door, I'm back." Scared lecherous man ran away. The beauty smiled proudly for her cleverness, but the laughter did not fall. A gloomy voice came from the grave and said, "Daughter, why did you forget to bring your key again?" Scared the beautiful woman to run away screaming. At this time, a grave robber climbed out of the grave and said, "It affects my work and scares you to death." Suddenly I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel in his hand and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"? The old man said angrily, "These black sheep have carved my tombstone wrong, so they have to change it themselves.". Hearing this, the grave robbers ran away in fright. Looking at the back of the grave robber, the old man sneered, "I'm scared to death by robbing business with Lao Tzu." Accidentally, the chisel fell to the ground, and the old man was about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw a hand sticking out of the grass, and at the same time there was a cold voice: "Oh, dare to change my house number." Scared the old man to roll and crawl away. A scavenger climbed out of the grass, picked up the chisel on the ground and sighed, "It takes such a great god to pick up a piece of rotten iron these days."