Humor, health and positive energy jokes

1, School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If you don't have the train ticket you want, will you obey the adjustment? Me: Obey. After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! ! School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment? 2. Two children are talking: A says: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits. B said: What about your father? A said: I like foxes. Once the bell rings, everyone must go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell into a big font in the middle of the road ... He thought at that time: No, it's too embarrassing, you have to pretend to be dizzy. As a result, the classmate next to him saw the boy motionless, quickly helped him up, and then slapped him wildly ... 4. After the barber shop touched a buddy and sat down, the master asked him if he wanted to wash his hair. He hesitated, agreed and chose shampoo. Master carefully washed his hair twice. Back in his seat, the master wiped his head and asked, "What are you doing?" This guy looked at the mirror for a long time and said, "I want to shave my head …" 5. A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdainfully said: "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... cake."