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My self-report is more than 400 words

Huh? Who is this? Wearing Miao costumes and singing! Who is this? He has a national flag on his face. Who is this? He is serious and lively in class, and he raises his hand to answer questions from time to time! Hey, where did this little hot girl come from? She played football with the boys and scored a goal. Who knew she could run so fast! This is me - "Be bold".

Oh my, there are too many nicknames. At school, my classmates called me "Zhang Tangyuan", "Tangyuan Yuan", "Black Sesame Tangyuan", "Yuan'er" and so on. At home, my "little BB" and my "little breasts" call me "Xiao Muren'er", "Xiao Yanyan", "Shou Yanyan" and "Bao'er". But my grandpa called me: "Zhang Yuanyuan", "Zhang Fangfang", "Zhang Sileng", "Zhang Bajiao" and so on.

I am very interesting and want to learn everything. "Up" and "to" culture, "down to" art. I can "get into" all the "east and west" and "north and south". To learn culture well, I am indispensable. There are many different kinds of art, and all kinds of things are confusing. Ilove singing, Ilove dancing, Ilove painting, Ilove calligraphy. Most children don't want to learn, so their parents force them to learn. But I want to learn everything.

If you have "many" hobbies, then there must be a "fine" one! Singing is my favorite, and I have gained a lot from it. I have fruits in the district, city, province, and even the whole country.

My nose always sweats, and my grandfather said that I am "popular". It was so good that on my birthday, half of the class came to my house to congratulate me, and there was a "hill" of gifts. When I am lonely, there will always be someone to help me; I also love helping people!

I am full of curiosity about everything and am "working" all the time. Even when I sleep, I will have my dreams. I have a very good personality, that is, "I don't get angry when others are angry." I always get along well with myself.

“Versatile”, “lively and cheerful”, this is a 12-year-old girl.