Talk show hot funny homophonic terrier (60 sentence highlights)

I have two erasers here. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

2. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

3. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

4. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.

I am steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

6. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.

7. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

8. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .

9. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yu Dong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

10. Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if he used American pronunciation or English pronunciation, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music.

1 1. Xiao Wang does not know how to cross the river. Baidu made a mistake and actually crossed the river.

12. Bowls and chopsticks are good friends. It's sad that the bowl chopsticks died and said, the bowl is safe.

13. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

14. You haven't even tasted me. What did you taste? Pinru?

15. One day, Little Bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother Bear said that you kneaded the bear very carefully and said, "I kneaded it."

16. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?

17. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, and mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

18. While eating, the power went out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

19. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

20. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

Talk show popular funny homophones Part II 2 1. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the queen mother asked, "Is my son tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

22. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris seagulls are dumb.

24. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that life is not just dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

25. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

26. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

27. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

28. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

29. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

30. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

3 1. Onion asks Chili, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

32. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

33. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

34. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

35. Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.

36. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.

37. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

39. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

40. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

Talk show hit funny homophonic terrier 3 4 1. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

42. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.

43. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

44. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

45. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

47. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

48. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

49. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

50. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.

5 1. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

52. A duckling ran fast on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

53. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

54. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?

55. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

56. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

57. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

58. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

59. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

60. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.