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The story of Lin Chong hitting the flood with a stick.

The eighth time, firewood entered the door to recruit all the guests, and Lin Chong hit the flood with a stick. At that time, Xue Ba raised his stick with both hands, looked at Lin Chong's head and chopped it down.

Too late to say, it would be too soon; Xue Ba's stick was just lifted, and behind the pine tree, there was thunder.

The iron mord flew into the future, separated the fire and water sticks, threw them in the clouds, and jumped out of a fat monk.

"The restaurant has been listening to you for a long time in the Woods!" When the two men looked at the monk, they were wearing a soap cloth straight.

Cross a Buddhist monk's knife, carry a mord, and beat two people in turn.

Lin chong turned away and recognized it.

Lin quickly let out a cry, "brother! Don't do this! I have something to say! " Shen Zhi heard this, so he stopped his mord.

The two workers stayed for a long time, unable to move.

Lin Chong said, "I want to do two things for him. It was Gao Taiwei who asked Liu Houyu to pay him two wages. This is the key.

My life. Why don't they obey him? If you kill them both, it's also a grievance! "Lou pulled out the Buddhist monk's knife,

After cutting the rope, he lifted Lin Chong up and shouted, "Brother, since I bought the restaurant that said goodbye to you forever.

Worry makes you miserable. Now that you have been sued, I have nowhere to save. I heard that you match Cangzhou, and the restaurant is in Kaifeng-page 55. I can't find it in front of the government, but I heard it was in the embassy room. See the bartender invited two workers, said:

"An official in the store asked for a talk:" In this way, the restaurant became suspicious and could not let you go. I'm afraid these guys will hurt you on the road,

I pay special attention to the future. Seeing these two birds take you into the store, the restaurant will rest in that store. Listen at night

Those two guys, as ghosts, cooked your feet and made money, and then I killed these two birds; Be treated as a guest

There are many people in the shop. I'm afraid it's saved. The restaurant will not let you go when it sees that these guys are unkind. You go out at the fifth watch.

At that time, the restaurant first went to these Woods to kill this cat and two birds. He came here to hurt you just to kill it.

Two! "Lin Chong advised:" Since my brother saved me, I won't kill him. " Shen Zhi shouted, "you!

These two birds! When the restaurant doesn't look at the brothers' faces, I'll chop you two into a paste! Look at the faces of the two brothers,

Spare your lives! "Just put the Buddhist monk's knife there and shouted," You two birds, quick brothers, are all.

Follow the restaurant! "mord go first. How dare two workers reply? "Lin they just called to save us both! "

He carried the parcel on his back, picked up the fire and water stick, held Lin Chong, took the parcel for him, and followed him out of the Woods.

After walking three or four miles, I saw a small hotel at the entrance of the village.

Four people, Shen, Zhuang, Chao and Ba, came in and sat down. They told the bartender to buy five or seven catties of meat and drank twenty cents.

Come back and order noodles to make cakes. The bartender sifted the wine. The two men said, "I dare not worship Master in that temple.

Abbot? "Shen Zhi laughed you two birds, why ask me where I live? I have to teach Gao Qiu how to do it.

How about the restaurant? Others are afraid of him, and I am not afraid of him! If the restaurant hits that guy, teach him to eat 300 sticks! "two

Dare not speak again. I ate some wine and meat, packed my luggage, paid for the wine and left the village.

Lin Chong asked, "Where are you going today?" Shen Zhi said, "If you want to kill people, you must look at blood; If you want to save people, you must save them thoroughly; "

The restaurant can't let you go, so send your brother directly to Cangzhou. "Two workers listened to.

Secretly tunnel: "Bitter also! But it ruined our business! How to answer when you turn around! " Only

Follow him on the road.

Since then, on the road, Lu has always called, if you want him to rest more, you dare to twist him; Scold if you want, no

Call if you can. The two workers were afraid to speak loudly for fear of the monk's attack.

After two trips, I got on the bus, Lin Chong got on the bus, and the three of them followed the car.

Two workers are pregnant with ghosts, and each wants to save his life, so he has to follow carefully.

He said that he bought wine and meat all the way and stopped Lin Chong.

Those two workers also eat.

When we met the inn, we went out early and returned late. It's those two workers who light a fire and cook.

Who dares to disobey him? The two men confided, "We have been detained by this monk and will go back tomorrow, Mrs. Gao."

I must be very helpless! "Xue is very overbearing:" I heard that there is a new monk in the garden of Suoguo Temple, and I called him.

Lu, I think it must be him. Go back and tell the truth, I wanted to trap him in the wild pig forest and was saved by this monk.

Road escort to Cangzhou, so it will not work. Liu Qian is willing to return his twelve taels of gold and go to the monk himself.

Shit. You and I just need to stay away. "Dong Chao said," Yes. " The two men secretly discussed it.

No topic.

Modest speech is complicated.

Was detained by Shen Zhi for seventeen or eighteen days, only seventy miles away from Cangzhou, and everyone went all the way.

Home, there is no secluded place.

Lu Zhishen discovered the truth, so he had a rest in the pine forest.

Shen Zhi said to Lin Chong, "Brother, it's not far from Cangzhou. There are people on the road ahead, so there is nowhere else to go. "

The restaurant has inquired about the real one. I break up with you now. See you another day. "Lin said," brother, go home.

Go, Mount Tai can smell. For your protection, if you don't die, you will be rewarded! "Lou and take out 120 two silver.

Zi and Lin Chong; He handed three couples to two workers and said, "You two birds were cut off halfway.

Boss, for brother's sake, I will spare your life. There is no road now, don't be evil! "Two humanitarian:" what's the matter?

Dare! All from Qiu. "Picked up the money, but want to break up. - looked at the two men and said, "Are the heads of two birds as hard as this pine tree? Two people answered.

Tao: "Small heads are the skin and bones of parents." Shen Zhi turned his mord and pounded the pine tree.

There are two-inch deep marks on the tree, which are folded in unison. Drink: "You two are birds, but you have ulterior motives. I will teach you to be a man."

This tree is average! Holding hands and dragging his mord, he shouted, "Take care, brother! "Since I went back.

Dong Chao and Xue Ba both stuck out their tongues, but they couldn't get in for a long time.

Lin Chong said, "Up and down, we'll go by ourselves." The two men said, "What a wayward monk! Give me a discount

Plant a tree! Lin Chong said, "What is this straight? A willow tree in Suoguo Temple will be uprooted. "

Only by shaking their heads did they know it was true.

Three people have left the pine forest now.

At noon, I saw a hotel on the road and three people came in. Lin Chong let two people in.

Sit down first.

, xue two people half a day to feel at ease.

I saw that there were several seats in that shop, and 25 bartenders who screened wine hurried from east to west.

Lin Chong sat with two workers for half an hour, and the bartender didn't ask.

Lin Chong was impatient and knocked on the table and said, "You are a deceitful shopkeeper, and I am a liar."

Prisoner, then ignore it! I have to eat yours for free! What is the reason? "The master said," you are an original person.

I don't know my kindness. Lin Chong said, "What's the good of not selling me wine and meat?" ? "The shopkeeper humanity," you?

Don't know; There is a rich man in our village named Chai and Jin. He is called Chai Daguan here, and Jianghu people call him Chai Daguan.

Become a whirlwind. He is a descendant of Chai Shizong in the Zhou Dynasty. Since Chen Qiao gave way, Emperor Mao Wude swore an oath to him.

"At home, no one dares to bully him. Specially recruited men from all over the world, and raised thirty or fifty at home.

Medium. We are often told to pay our hotel: "If a prisoner is floating, you can ask him to come to my village and I will pay for it myself."

Help him. "I'm selling wine and meat now, and your face is red. He said you have your own travel expenses, so I won't help you. I

It is kindness. Hearing this, Lin Chong said to the two men, "When I was teaching the army in Tokyo, I often heard stories about soldiers.

Z is shorter than j, but here it is. Why don't we go to him? "Xue, and found it.

"In this case," he thought, "what have we lost?" I packed my bag and asked Lin Chong, "Hotel?

Master, where is Guanzhuang? I was just looking for him. "The shopkeeper humanity:" only in front; About three o'clock

Erli Road, by Dashiqiao Bridge, turn to the bay to wipe the corner, and that's the big champion. Lin Chong thanked the shopkeeper and went out. ",

After three or two miles, the bridge came. It was a smooth road. I saw the manor in the shade of green willows.

There is a wide river around, with big poplars hanging on both sides and a white wall under the shade.

Turning across the bay, we came to Zhuang, where four or five Zhuang guests were sitting on the wide slab bridge in front to enjoy the cool.

The three men came to the bridge and saluted the guests. Lin Chong said, "Brother Xiang, please report to the official.

Road, the capital has a prisoner-overlapping prison city, surnamed Lin-requested. Zhuang Keqi said, "You are not blessed;

If you had money, wine and food when the official was at home, you would have gone hunting this morning. "Lin Chong said," It was me.

No luck, no meeting, let's go. "Don't all packed, and two workers back to the old road, good to eat.

Depressed.

After more than half a mile, I saw a group of people rushing up from the depths of the forest. Intermediate cargo hold

An official is riding a snow-white curly horse.

Immediately, the man was born with fine features and pure teeth; Three-toothed moustache, 3045 years old;

Wearing a corner towel with soap yarn; Wearing purple embroidered robes; A delicate gem ring is tied around her waist;

Wear a pair of gold wire and green soap boots; Bring a bow and insert a pot of arrows; Lead everyone in the village.

Lin Chong saw it and thought, "Do you dare to be a firewood official? ... "I dare not ask him again, only hesitate in my stomach.

I saw the young officer riding forward and asked, "Who is this man with a cangue?" Lin Chong panicked.

Bowing down, he replied, "The villain is the head coach of the Imperial Army in Tokyo. His surname is Lin and his name is Chong. Because the evil Gao Taiwei is looking for trouble.

Send a letter to Kaifeng, send a letter to Cangzhou. I heard in the front hotel that there is a gifted scholar here-page 57. So, I've hit it off. I don't expect shallowness, so I can't meet. "Officer person roll saddle dismount,

He rushed forward and said, "Chai Jin has missed his welcome!" Just worship on the grass.

Lin chong hurriedly resalute.

The official took Lin Chong by the hand and accompanied him to the villa. When the guests saw it, they opened the door wide.

Chai Jin walked straight to the front of the hall and asked two people to talk.

Chai Jin said, "I've heard a lot about the coach, but I didn't expect to be here today. It is enough to be thirsty for a lifetime. "

Wish! Lin Chong replied, "It is disrespectful to hear that the name of an adult has been spread to the sea, humble Lin Chong! I don't want it today

Criminals, you will be honored and lucky to come here! "Chai Jin repeatedly self-effacing, Lin took the guest seat.

Barbie's Dong Chao is also sitting in this area.

Under the escort of Chai Jin, they took the horse to the hospital to rest.

Chai Jin asked Zhuangke to bring wine. I didn't move, but I saw some Zhuang guests holding out a plate of meat and a plate of cakes.

Warm a pot of wine; Another plate, holding out a bucket of white rice with ten dollars on it, will come out soon.

When Chai Jin saw this, he said, "The villagers don't know how to fight! Coach here, how can you treat sth lightly! , quick go in!

Bring fruit wine first, then kill the sheep. Go fix it! "Lin got up and said," no, sir.

Thank you very much. Only this one is very good. "Chai Jin said," don't talk like that. The coach seldom comes. How can we treat him lightly? "

Zhuangke will fly first and post fruit boxes of wine.

Chai Jin got up with three cups in his hand.

Lin thanked Chai Jin and drank wine.

Two workers are drinking together.

Chai Jin said, "Coach, don't sit inside." His family immediately untied the bow bag and arrow pot and invited two workers.

Drink together.

At the moment, Chai Jin is sitting in a chair, Lin Chong is sitting in the guest seat, and two workers on Lin Chong's shoulder are explaining z⒐.

A Jianghu activity.

Unconsciously, the sun is setting in the west, and fruits and seafood are arranged to be placed on the table and served in front of everyone.

Chai Jin personally raised his glass, played three rounds, sat down and shouted, "Drink the soup!" " Take a sip of soup,

After five or seven glasses of wine, I saw the guest Zhuang reporting, "The teacher is here." Chai Jin said, "Please come and sit somewhere and meet.

Not bad either. "Lift a table quickly." Lin got up to look, only to see the teacher came in, wearing his head askew.

Towels, holding breasts, came to the backyard. Lin Chong thought to himself, "If Zhuang Ke calls him a teacher, he must be a high official.

Master. "I quickly bowed down and sang," Lin Chongjin. " The man ignored it and didn't reciprocate.

Lin dare not look up.

Chai Jin pointed to Lin Chong and said to Hong, "This is Lin Noon, the coach of the Tokyo 800,000 Imperial Gun Club."

If you are in a hurry, please meet. "Lin listened to, and looked at hong worship.

Coach Nahong said, "Have a rest. Get up. " But you won't bow your head.

Chai Jin saw, in the heart very happy.

Lin Chong made two obeisances and got up to let Hong sit down.

The coach didn't give in, so he went to the street and sat down.

Chai Jin saw it, but he didn't like it.

Lin Chong had to sit under his shoulder.

Two workers also sat down.

The peer coach asked, "How did the official teach you to treat the troops with gifts today?" Chai Jin said, "It's not.

Compared with others, it is 800 thousand imperial coach, master, how to despise it! Coach: "The big man is just because."

Because they like guns and sticks, soldiers often lean on the grass and stick to the wood. They all said, "I am the coach of the gun and the club," and came to the village.

Lure some wine, food, money and rice. How serious the official is! "Lin listened to, kept silent.

Chai Jin said, "Mortals can't look at him easily. Don't underestimate him. " Peer coach blamed Chai Jin for saying "Don't underestimate him-page 58", so he jumped up and said. He dared to make a show of me, and I said he was a real coach! "

Chai Jin smiled and said, "All right, all right. Master Lin, how is your heart? " Lin Chong said, "Little people don't want it.

Great adventure. "The companion coach pondered the village in his heart:" That man will definitely not, and he will be afraid first. "Therefore, the more you want to provoke.

Lin chong made a stick.

When Chai Jin will come depends on Lin Chong's ability. Both of them want Lin Chong to beat him up and shut him up.

Chai Jin said, "Let's eat wine on the moon." Now I've had five or seven glasses of wine,

But the moon rises early, and the hall is like day.

Chai Jin got up and said, "Two coaches, let's have a big fight." Lin Chong thought to himself, "This corner of Hong Jiao Tou.

Must be Chai Daguan; If I knock him down with a stick, Chai will always look ugly. See you in Chai Jin.

Lin Chong hesitated: "This flood has not been here long. There is no opponent here. Lin Wu's Hugh

Refuse. Xiaoke is about to see the skills of the two coaches. "Chai Jin said this, it turned out to be Lin Chong blocking the wood.

Turn into dough and refuse to use their skills.

Lin Chong was relieved to see Chai Jin speak straight.

Hong first stood up and said, "Come, come, come! You hit a stick! " They walked out of the room together.

In the backyard clearing.

Zhuangke took a bunch of sticks and put them underground.

First, the instructor took off his clothes, pulled up his skirt, pulled up his stick and made a flag drum, shouting, "Come, come,

Come on! "Chai Jin said," Please ask Master Lin to fight. " Lin Chong said, "Don't be ridiculous. "On the spot.

He also picked up a stick and said, "Master, you ask." Seeing him with the coach, I can't wait to swallow him with a mouthful of water.

Lin Chong came in with a stick and made a scene in Shandong.

The peer coach pulled the stick to the ground to grab Lin Chong.

Two coaches meet on the ground in the moonlight, making four or five.

I saw Lin Chongtuo jumping out of the circle and calling, "Have a rest." Chai Jin said, "Why not?

Skill? "Lin said," little people lost. "Chai Jin said, how can you lose if you don't see two people competing?"

Lin Chong said, "I only have this cangue, so I lose my power." Chai Jin said, "Xiao Ke made a mistake for a moment.

Relatively speaking. Smiled and said, "It's very simple." With that, he asked Zhuang Ke to take twelve taels of silver. "。

Here it comes.

Chai Jin said to the two escort officers, "Don't be rash. I'm tired of you two looking down on you. You have the right to flail coach Lin. "

Yes Tomorrow I will be locked up in the prison of Chengying, but I have an affair, which is all on Xiaoke. Silver is sent in twos. ",xue.

Bullies, seeing the grand figure of Chai Jin, dare not disobey; If I finally do something good and get twelve taels of silver, I'm not afraid.

When he left, Xue Ba immediately opened Lin Chong's protective cangue.

Chai Jin said with great joy, "This time, the two teachers will come again." The peer coach was scared when he saw him.

When you bullied him in your stomach, you raised the stick, but you waited to do it.

Chai Jin shouted, "Stop." Let Zhuangke take out ten pieces of silver, weighing twenty-five taels.

In a moment, go to the front.

Chai Jin said: "The two coaches had a game, but they were not better than others. This silver ingot is used for profit. If you still win,

Then he took the money. "Chai Jin heart as long as Lin take out your skill, deliberately throw money in the ground.

The coach deeply resented Lin Chong's coming. He wanted to win this large sum of money, but he was afraid of losing his spirit, so he tried his best with a stick.

Make a flag drum and spit out a portal, calling it "burning the sky." Lin Chong thought to himself, "Chief Chai is just trying to

I beat him. "Also with a stick, make a portal, spit out a potential, called" pulling weeds for snakes ". "Have a drink with the coach.

Say, "Come, come, come!" So that the rod cover can enter.

Lin chong looked back.

Take a step forward with the coach, lift the stick and then come down.

Lin Chong saw that his steps were in disorder and jumped off the stick from the ground. Page 59. The coach was caught off guard, so he jumped on the bus, turned around and the stick swept straight through Jiao Hong's skull.

I missed the stick and fell to the ground.

Chai Jin exultation, call a person to pour wine.

Everyone laughed together.

The carriage was struggling there, and all the guests smiled and helped.

The peer coach went outside the village in shame.

Chai Jin took Lin Chong's hand and went back to the kitchens to drink and told him to return the good things to the teacher.

Lin chong is willing to accept it, but he can't dodge it, so he has to accept it.

Chai Jin and the guests saw each other off; He wrote two more books and distributed them to Lin Chong, saying, "Cangzhou and Chai Ye.

Into the well; Prison city management camp, poor distribution, but also thick with Chai Jin; If you can get these two books, you must see the coach. "

That is, holding out twenty-five taels of silver and sending it to Lin Chong; There are two people, five taels of silver, who have been drinking all night.

The next morning, after breakfast, I asked Zhuangke to pick three bags.

Lin Chong resigned from Chai Jin with a cangue.

Chai Jin saw off the Zhuangmen and handed the money: "Stay for a few days, so that I can send someone to send my winter clothes to my head."

Lin Chong thanked you and said, "How can I thank you?" Two workers thanked each other.

Three people embarked on the road to vote for Cangzhou.

By noon, he had arrived in Cangzhou city.

Send the baggage picker back to the state capital to write official documents, and the hall led Lin Chong to see the state official.

Now Yin Da accepted Lin Chong, wrote a palindrome and shut him up in the city camp.

After receiving the reply, the two workers said goodbye and returned to Tokyo.

Only Lin Chong was sent to the prison camp.

Lin Chong, who is in charge of the prison camp, was sent to a single room for observation.

However, ordinary sinners came to see him and said to Lin Chong, "It is not good to be in charge of the camp here."

It is very harmful, just to cheat money and things. If there are favors, money and things to send him, then I will say hello; If not.

Money, leave you in the dungeon, live without life, die without begging. If you are in favor, I won't hit you at first.

If you kill a cow, say that you are sick and send it down; If it is not friendly, these 100 sticks will play a deadly game. "

Lin Chong said, "Brother, if you want to make money, how much should you give him?" They said, "If you want to make

Guan ying gave him five taels of silver when it was good, and five taels of silver when it was bad, which was very good. "Lin chong

Just as they were talking to each other, a messenger came up and asked, "Is that the new soldier?" Lin asked:

Promise to go forward: "The villain is." Seeing that he didn't give the money, the poor man changed his face and pointed at Lin Chong.

Scold! "You thief Pei Jun! See how I come to sing instead of bowing down! Do you know what to do in Tokyo?

Something happened! Seeing me is still a big thorn! I think the thief is hungry all over his face, and he will never make a fortune!

You can't kill a stubborn prisoner without beating him! Your thief bone at least fell into my hands! Teach you to pieces! Shao Jian

Let you see the effect! "Scold Lin" Buddha was born ",where dare to look up and reply.

When everyone saw the curse, they parted.

Lin Chong waited for him to attack, so he went to get five taels of silver. Say to him with a smiling face: "Brother, be careful.

Little gift, don't say anything. The dispatcher looked at it and said, "What did you teach me to send to the camp? Where is mine?" "

Lin Chong said, "Just for my brother. In addition, there are twelve taels of silver sent to my brother to manage the camp, and I am tired of it. "

He saw the difference, looked at Lin Chong and said with a smile, "Lin, I've also heard of your good name. Is a good man!

I think Gao Taiwei set you up. Although you suffer temporarily, you will certainly make a fortune after a long time. According to your name, this

A respectable person will not be an idle person, but will be a big official after a long time! "Lin Chongxiao said," I will always depend on you. "Differential dialing:

"You can rest assured." Then he took out the books presented by Chief Chai and said, "Brother Xiang, copy these two books.

Go down. The poor man said, "That's right, there are books written by Chai Daguan, so why bother?" This book is worth an ingot of gold. I am a

A book facing you. Page 60

Yes I'm here to prevaricate you, in order to deceive strangers. "Lin said," thank you. "I missed it.

Silver and books, left the single room and left.

Lin Chong sighed and said, "Money talks to God", which is true! Finally, there is such pain! "

It turned out that the messenger left five taels of silver and only gave it to Guan Ying in case he said, "Lin Chong is a good man.

Han, Chief Chai has a book to recommend him. It's Gao Taiwei who set him up here. It's no big deal. "

Guan Ying said, "The situation is that Master Chai has books and must take care of them." He asked Lin Chong to see him.

Let's talk about Lin Chong. Sitting in his single room, he saw a signboard calling, "Guan Ying is calling for a new crime in the hall.

Ren Linchong went to call the roll. "Lin heard the cry and came to the front of the hall.

Guan Ying said, "You are a new prisoner." . "Emperor Mao Wude left the old system:" Recruits should eat one.

A hundred kills are awesome. "

Left and right! Take it! "Lin Chong complained," I caught a cold on the road and never recovered. Tell me.

Send it by post. "The head of the card said," The man saw that he was ill today and asked for forgiveness. Guan Ying said, "If this person has symptoms,

Yes, but you can call when you are well. "The policeman said," You see that the guards in Tianwangtang are full, so you can teach Lin Chong.

To replace him. "There was a post station in the hall again, and Lin was sent to get the luggage in a single room and went to the king's place.

The halls alternate.

"Coach Lin," said the messenger, "I'm very considerate. When I taught you to visit Tianwang Hall, it was the first province in the camp.

If you use your strength, you will only burn incense and sweep the floor sooner or later. Look at the other prisoners. They work relentlessly from morning till night.

He; There are first-class heartless people, put them in a dungeon and live and die! "Lin Chong said," Thank you.

Take good care of it. "He took three hundred and twenty pieces of silver and the difference, and said," I'm afraid I'd better let my brother develop well and open a cangue. "

The messenger took the money and said, "It's all on me." Hurriedly went to declare English, and opened the cangue.

After that, Lin Chong arranged accommodation in the Heavenly King Hall, burning incense and sweeping the floor every day.

I don't think it's too early for forty or fifty days.

The battalion manager was bribed. After a long time, he got to know him well and didn't come to detain him.

Chai Guan came to deliver winter clothes and sent someone to deliver them, and the prisoners in the camp were also given relief by Lin Chong.

Humble but not annoying; It was near the middle of winter, and one day, Lin Chong, who was playing cards, occasionally went out before the camp.

Doing nothing.

As he was walking, he heard someone calling from behind: "Lin, why are you here?" Linchonghui

I looked over and saw the man. I told Lin Chong to fight for something in the fire and smoke to ruin my life. On the way to the snow,

Several lives were disabled.

After all, who did Lin Chong meet? Listen to the next decomposition.