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What wonderful specialties have you seen?
Guizhou cow dung hotpot
Minnan jizaitai
Fujian Liu Xian
Ninghua dried mouse
Ningdu Niudan Tuo-This is fruit, but it tastes terrible.
Raw salted vampire
Shit candy, don't tell me this is made of shit!
Development of cola beverage with cow water-cow urine.
Cat excrement coffee-as the name implies, it is really made of cat excrement, of course, without adding cat excrement and sugar directly. . .
Do you find it hard to accept, or do you think it's all a piece of cake? You have more wonderful things to share.
[Wonderful food: generous "three stinks"]
My hometown is Dafang County, Guizhou Province, where bean products are quite famous. There are three kinds of products in the bean products series, which are famous for their "smelly" and delicious taste, and are collectively called "three stinks". These "three stinks" are stinky dried tofu, moldy tofu and stinky lobster sauce.
Stinky tofu: This is handmade with white tofu. According to the origin and taste, the most famous are Dafang Dried Tofu, Liu Long Dried Tofu and Shaba Dried Tofu. Each kind of dried bean curd has its own characteristics, such as generous dried bean curd is smelly and thick, Liu Long dried bean curd is thin and tender, Shaba dried bean curd is hard and soft, and there are buckwheat dried bean curd in Pearl Farm, white chopped green onion dried bean curd, hand-torn dried bean curd in Duijiang, and dried bean curd in Ciba County, etc. But the most "smelly" is the generous stinky tofu produced in the county. Abundant dried stinky tofu can be roasted or fried. You can use dried peppers or new peppers for cooking. The taste is slightly different, but they are all delicious.
Mildew tofu: white tofu is used for mildew, and then the seasoning is put into a glass bottle or jar, or special water can be added. Moldy tofu is a generous specialty snack. You can put a little pepper noodles when you eat. Have some porridge and some moldy tofu. It's a perfect match.
Stinky Douchi: Divided into Douchi and Douchi. Douchi, specially steamed with red beans, can be fried, cold, hot pot and so on. In terms of frying, it can be made into fried bacon with black bean sauce and fried black bean sauce with oil residue. In terms of cold dishes, fresh lobster sauce can be made into a special cold dish with broken ears and rotten peppers. In terms of hot pot, many hot pots can't be made without it, such as bean rice hot pot and special live dishes. Douchi can be made into Douchi, which can be used to make Chili water and hot pot.
This "three stinks" are more smelly than one, but they are all full of fragrance. It is really a generous and notorious "smelly fragrance"! It's also a great food!
A friend who traveled to Hainan brought me Hainan specialties. It is said that it is the saliva of the East China Sea Dragon King.
My friend who went to Sichuan brought me Sichuan specialties. It is said that Zhuge Liang invented the Yuanyang pot.
A friend who went to Inner Mongolia brought me a special product, saying it was the reins of a bloody BMW.
My friend who went to Xinjiang brought me a specialty. The stones of the Flame Mountain.
A friend who went to Thailand brought me a special product. Say yes,,,
A friend who went to Somalia brought me a specialty!
My friend who went to Korea brought me special products.
Because of my work, I have been to many places and seen many specialties. I think the most wonderful specialty is "Doudan".
I have been to Guangdong and Guangxi, where my friends really dare to eat. They can make all kinds of food you can't imagine. All along, we thought that our friends in Guangdong dared to eat, but in fact, our friends in Guangxi dared to eat. However, I want to face the "bean Dan", they will all give in and give up. And the strange food "Doudan" comes from Jiangsu!
Look at this dish. It's bean Dan. Does it make you think it must be delicious? And it must be very nutritious, otherwise it can't be a local specialty. Do you know what bean Dan is? What is it made of? Friendly reminder: friends with high energy ahead and uncomfortable feelings are advised not to look down. )
Yes, Doudan is a kind of soybean worm, also called pig worm. It is possible that some people feel horrible when they look at bugs, let alone eat them.
The area where bean sprouts are used as food is mainly Lianyungang. Why do they call bean worms bean sprouts? It is said that this kind of worm was brought by ancient gods, and it has the effect of prolonging life after eating it. People associate it with the elixir, so they call it "Doudan".
It is said that most people in Lianyungang like to eat bean paste. They think it is a kind of food rich in high protein, which can be made into delicious dishes with various flavors, such as braising in soy sauce, making soup, cooking, frying rawhide to make plates and so on. , are very delicious.
Doudan is not only delicious but also expensive. Therefore, Doudan industry has developed into a big industry in the local area. Planting beans is not for eating beans, but for people who eat beans. Many people have no hope for the harvest of beans, mainly depending on how many bugs can be raised by bean leaves.
The first time I knew this bean pill was when I went to Guanyun County for business. At that time, I saw someone driving a big caterpillar with an iron bar in the street, and the juice of the caterpillar oozed out. I'm still thinking about what I'm doing, making something with such a strong taste.
Later, I learned from my colleagues in the branch that it turned out to be cooking, and it was particularly delicious, and I was invited to eat it. I quickly refused because it was really unacceptable. Because in my mind, the big bug that crawled on the leaves felt that it could not be associated with "eating"
But then, at the team dinner, I took a bite. That day, the steaming pot of bean paste was served, and my colleagues enthusiastically told me to eat it quickly. Maybe the first time is a psychological obstacle that is difficult to overcome, but it is absolutely delicious. So I picked up a small piece of food with curiosity and fear, held my breath and ate it. Although the taste is not heavy, it is really a great challenge.
A familiar colleague also specially scooped a spoonful of soup and sent it to my mouth. That feeling is beyond words. There is psychological resistance, but the taste buds enjoy the fresh taste.
I can accept frying more than doudan soup. Because there is no soft waxy feeling in the mouth, because that feeling makes people feel that there are bugs moving in the mouth. And fried, crispy, there is not so much burden from the heart.
Do you dare to challenge the strange specialty "Doudan"?
Ingredients: 300g chicken wings, 6g ginger slices and 20g salted chicken powder.
1. Add 1 semi-salted chicken powder to the chicken wings, grab well and marinate for 20 minutes.
2. Add ginger slices to chicken wings under boiling water.
3. Turn the water to medium heat and cook for 7 minutes.
4. Remove the cold water and empty the plate.
Let me talk about a major that I think is wonderful.
Beans in Zhoukou area
My hometown is Luoyang, Henan, and my wife's home is Zhoukou Fugou. Before I went to her house, I had never seen or heard of this kind of bean cake, let alone eaten it.
I went to her house once and just got married. When I went back for dinner in the New Year, I put a plate of peas mixed with onions next to it, and the peas were cut into small pieces. I didn't know about it then. I thought it was beef cut into small pieces and then I added a piece to my mouth. Fuck, it stinks and is salty. Because her parents were there at that time, and we didn't meet much, I was too embarrassed to throw up, and then I quickly swallowed the steamed bread and tried to eat it.
Then ask them what this is, and they say it's tofu pudding. It is delicious. Can be eaten with steamed buns and scrambled eggs. They also eat with chopsticks from time to time. Let me have a taste. I can't eat the second chopsticks any more.
When I come back, my wife has to bring some back and put them in the refrigerator. Every time I open the refrigerator, it smells bad. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I threw it away secretly. Later, I told my wife that I really couldn't enjoy this specialty, and she laughed at me.
However, Zhoukou people really love to eat this stuff. Later, I went to the supermarket there and found that the supermarket was still for sale, which also subverted my cognition.
For those who haven't seen it, please look at the picture below.
Hello, everyone, I'm Xiao Ai Xiang. Today, let's talk about the great roommate you met.
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It has been more than April in Shenzhen, and the temperature is more than 20 degrees. My roommate blows wet clothes all night with the electric fan on, every day. She said that the dormitory was too humid and needed an electric fan to dehumidify it. I suggested that she turn on the air conditioner to dehumidify. She never turns on the air conditioner, and there are bacteria. I couldn't stand the heat, so I moved out for a while. I accidentally came back and found her turning on the air conditioner. . .
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We went to bed and got off the table. I sleep with my roommate. One morning, she asked me if I could turn over at night. When I rolled over, she woke up easily. I ... meow? ! Then she said that she was prone to insomnia, and I said that you should not sleep in class during the day and go to bed early at night, but she insisted on sleeping at four in the morning, starting at eight in the morning, sleeping all day during the day and then continuing to suffer from insomnia at night, regardless of any advice. ......
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She never washes clothes, including clothes for going out to play. After the shower, she only washed a pair of underwear and pajamas. She can wear the same one for a month without washing it. I don't know how she put up with it. She wears long sleeves and uses a hot water bottle when it is in the twenties or thirties in summer.
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I met a roommate who talked in his sleep before. There was nothing unusual at first, but she said that talking in her sleep was not like whispering to others, just like being full of gas and having a loud voice. Imagine suddenly saying "get out" in the middle of the night. When I first heard it, I was scared out of my mind.
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Another roommate loves singing, but she really has no talent. He can't hear all the notes, and a song hasn't changed much after practicing for a long time.
A lyric is out of tune, but you have to sing it every day, listen to it again and again, and sing it again and again. Record what you sang and listen to it again.
We listen to magic every day and she enjoys it. Sorry to hit her, I let her sing, and now I'm used to it.
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I have never lived in a dormitory. When I sleep, there can be no sound, no light, or even the ticking of the clock. A room for 7-8 people is unthinkable.
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In order to prevent illegal electrical appliances from being discovered, he takes an induction cooker with him in class every day. I was having a voice chat with my partner, and my roommate thought I was talking to him, so he talked to me for more than ten minutes.
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My roommate in junior high school is getting more and more wonderful. One of my roommates didn't review during the evening self-study, and it was past ten when he returned to the dormitory after the evening self-study, and he had to burn the midnight oil. We were going to turn off the lights and sleep, but she wouldn't let us live or die, saying that she would recite words! There are also two roommates who love to talk in their sleep. There is an exam the next day. At one o'clock in the evening, the two began to talk in their sleep, both reciting. At that time, I panicked and thought I couldn't lose. I got up at once and continued to review.
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Playing exciting battlefields with roommates, I once saw my teammates shooting grass with guns. I asked him why he beat the grass, but he actually said, "Voldemort always attacks me in the grass. I want to destroy these grass!" "
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If you don't have your keys when you go out to play, send messages one by one when you come back to see when we will come back. If nobody comes back, I'll wait. My aunt is on the first floor. Can't I borrow the key?
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My roommate easily loses his umbrella. Every time she buys a new umbrella, she must buy a purple one. I thought she liked the color. I ask and answer: the original one is purple, so I have to buy a similar one every time I lose it, so my mother won't scold me for losing my umbrella ... for fear of being scolded. ...
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The men's and women's toilets in the school are next to each other. I have a funny roommate who loves singing. Today, when she went to the toilet, she just squatted down and vaguely heard the voice of "lady" coming from next door. Stupid roommate actually replied "aha". Then the idiot squatted in the pit and sang Phoenix Legend for a few minutes.
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I have an idiot roommate who bought ten dolls. I never knew why he bought so many dolls. Until yesterday, I saw him say to ten dolls in neat rows, "Today we started to flop. Are the nobles ready? "
Yellow snail
This thing can be seen in coastal areas. Its shell is shell-shaped, yellowish brown, and its head is very small. In fact, it looks ordinary, but the local people's way of eating is a bit unacceptable, that is, eating raw, washing the picked yellow snails before eating. The smell was so strong that many foreigners said it was unacceptable when they saw this scene. That's great.
Step 2 freeze bamboo shoots
This is a specialty of Quanzhou, Fujian. Everyone felt nothing when they heard bamboo shoots, and they didn't eat less on weekdays. But this frozen bamboo shoot in Fujian is quite special. After that, this frozen bamboo shoot in Fujian is quite special. It has nothing to do with bamboo shoots. It's an insect. Crystal jelly is full of bugs, and this kind of jelly is also formed by bugs after some cooking. It's really scary. Ordinary outsiders won't eat it.
3. Dry mice
It is a well-known dry rat in Ninghua, but only local people dare to eat it. Many people have expressed their fear of mice, not to mention eating dried mice, which makes their backs cold. This major is also wonderful enough.
4, beef flat hot pot Speaking of hot pot, everyone should be very interested, but when you see the beef flat hot pot in Guizhou, you will have doubts about hot pot, because this hot pot is really appetizing, because its raw material is the grass that has not been consumed in the cow's stomach, cut out all the things in the cow's stomach, and then squeeze out the juice to make the cooked hot pot green, let alone eat it, and you can't stand it.
Hello! This is a local product of my hometown.
Tulide cooked food ~ Sanmenxia
When I was in college, there was a girl from Sanmenxia in our dormitory. Once, I was shocked by the specialty he brought. It's an ugly white bean. It looks as big as a soybean, but it's actually made of flour. It tastes sweet and delicious. But I forgot the specific name, but after listening to him telling me the production process, I felt very wonderful.
She said it was cooked in a pot with clean yellow mud, added seasoning, mashed the noodles into small particles the size of soybeans, and then fried the yellow mud in a pot, which should be the same as fried chestnuts. After frying, the soil was knocked off and clean, but it was really delicious.
I wonder if there are any friends in Sanmenxia. I stopped by to tell you what it is. I haven't eaten for years, and I miss it very much.
Every holiday, when we come back, we will bring local specialties to our friends in the dormitory to eat together. Everything I bring is basically meat, as well as prickly heat and twist, which are all famous snacks in Zhoukou.
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