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Actively resolve the misunderstanding of the three countries.
2. Warm wine kills Hua Xiong: Hua Xiong died by the sword of Sun Jian, a tiger in Jiangdong, but Sun Jian was defeated by Hua Xiong in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, which is unfair to Sun Jian.
3. The three English wars between Lu Bu and Lu Bu were repelled by Sun Jian (Gongsun Zan didn't participate in Dong Meng, so Liu Guan and Zhang San didn't participate, so there wouldn't be three English wars between Lu Bu and Hulao Pass. )
4. Only the later generals Yuan Shu, Jizhou Muhanfu, Yuzhou secretariat, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi magistrate Wang Kuang, Bohai magistrate Yuan Shao, Liu Chen magistrate, Dong Jun magistrate Qiao Huan, Yang Shan magistrate, Hebei magistrate Bao Xin, Guangling magistrate Juck Zhang, Changsha magistrate Sun Jian and Cao Cao begged Dong Zhuo. Marten hadn't accepted woo at that time, how could he join the ranks of begging for Dong? At that time, Gongsun Zan was about to deal with Wu Huan, and it was impossible to join the ranks of seeking Dong. As for JASON ZHANG, like Liu Bei, he is just a volunteer, and Liu Bei just follows him.
5. Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang and punished Wen Chou: it is true that Yan Liang was beheaded, but it was Cao Cao's men who punished Wen Chou.
6. Zhang Fei whipped Du You: Actually, it was Liu Beigan.
7. Xuzhou killed the ancient city of Che Zhou and beheaded Cai Yang: This was done by Liu Bei.
8. Three things about Tu Shan: Guan Yu was defeated and captured in that battle, and there was no such grand thing as "three things about Tu Shan".
9. Cao Cao offered a knife to kill Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao thought that Zhuo would be defeated in the end and did not take Dong Zhuo's feelings away ~ fled back to his hometown ... Cao Cao offered a knife and did not see official history fiction.
10. A series of tricks: Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, who were carrying the story of Diusim, fought for a handmaid, but did not point out that there was a trick.
1 1. Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao: There is no special record, and it should be voluntary (an important reason for Guan Yu's surrender in the third performance was to "protect the second prince's sister-in-law", but this is inconsistent with historical facts. According to historical records, after Liu Bei arrived in Xuzhou, he sent troops to order Guan Yu to keep Pi. Liu Bei's wife should live with Liu Bei in Xiaopei, not Xiapei. Cao Bing attacked Xiaopei, Liu Bei fled after defeat, and his wife was captured in Xiaopei, instead of surrendering with Guan Yu. In other words, when Guan Yu surrendered, there was no "second emperor sister-in-law" around him. )
12. Going through five customs and killing six generals: These five customs are far apart and have nothing to do with the fictional plot (Guan Yu left Cao Cao and went directly from Xuchang to South Runan to Liu Bei, but there was no such thing as going through five customs and killing six generals. )
13. Six generals beheaded: Sanyan will be Kong Xiu Meng Tan Hanfu, Bian Xi Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin, and these people are not recorded in the history books, and even their names are fictitious. There is only one task for them to appear, and that is to get a knife from Master Guan.
14. Sun Jian's death: Sun Jian died in Yanshan Mountain ... Because he rode alone, only a few followers were ambushed by Howie and shot by arrows.
15. Sun Ce's death: He was actually killed by an assassin (on the way to attack Chen Deng, he rode alone, but it was more exaggerated ... only he went hunting alone ... Coincidentally, he was targeted by three famous guests of Xu Gong (Xu Gong died at the hands of Sun Ce). Even though Sun Ce was brave, he was shot in the face and was badly hurt. Although Huang Gai and others tried to save him later, he was still powerless.
16. Xu Shu's wisdom: Xu Shu recorded too little in the official history. . . Just an unknown passer-by
17. Xu Shu entered the Cao Cao camp: Cao Cao went south, Liu Bei and Zhuge Xu Liangshu fled to the south, and Xu Mu was captured in the disorderly army, so Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered the Cao Cao camp.
18. Burning Bowangpo: It's not Zhuge Shi, it's Liu Bei. It happened in the seventh year of Jian 'an and the twelfth year of Jian 'an, and Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain.
19. According to official records, Mrs. Mi committed suicide by jumping into a well after being seriously injured ... Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang ... so there was no such thing as Chao Yun knocking down the earth wall and digging a well.
20. Seven in and seven out of Longbanpo: Zhao Yun's escort home to retreat is very dull (Zhao Yun only wrote three meanings, in fact, the meritorious military service is even? Bitter fruit is bitter. )
2 1. Roaring Longbanqiao: Cao Jun Xiahou Jie was scared to death because of this = = || is an exaggeration in the novel. ..
23. Debate among Confucians: There is no such thing as Zhuge meeting Sun Quan ... such as the rhetoric between Confucians and heroes, it is all fiction.
24. Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river: the marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei was originally just one of countless political marriages in history. It was Mrs. Sun who went to Jingzhou, but Liu Bei did not go to Soochow to get married. There is not much love between men and women here.
When they got married, Liu Bei was nearly 500 years old, while Mrs. Sun was only about 20 years old, and the age difference was about 30 years old ... One was a macho man who coveted the throne, and the other was an arrogant woman who was willful and distrustful. How can he be happy? So, shortly after Liu Bei entered Yizhou, Sun Quan "sent a boat to meet his sister", and Mrs. Sun went back to her mother's house without hesitation and almost took Liu Bei's precious son Dou away. Since then, she has never come back and never heard from Liu.
Mrs. Sun's throwing herself into the river is a lie. There is no such thing. What about Liu Bei? After occupying Yizhou, I married a widowed Wu (Wu Yi's sister, Liu Zhang's sister-in-law), and I don't see any nostalgia for Mrs. Sun. Because of this, there is not a word about Mrs. Sun in the History of the Three Kingdoms, Biography of Shu Shu and Biography of Er Hou! Mrs. Sun's final ending is not recorded in the history books, but what is certain is that she will never commit suicide for Liu Bei.
25. This poem (Sol Qiao) was written by Cao Zhi. . . It didn't show up at that time.
26. Zhou reckons that Jiang Gan failed to lobby Zhou Yu after Chibi in Jiang Gan. (Jiang Gan didn't convince Zhou Yu in history, so he came back to praise Zhou Yu's generosity, but he didn't get it, and it happened in Battle of Red Cliffs a few years ago. )
27. Pang Tong Serialization: It was Cao's decision to serialize. Pang Tong has never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs.
28. The grass "boat" borrows an arrow: There is no such thing. This was done by Sun Jian's Sun Quan and his son, who fought against Liu Biao and Su Xu respectively. (Gong Jin, the ancestor of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, borrowed an arrow in Pinghua. )
29. Borrowing arrows from grass boats: During the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xun used grass men to hang down the wall at night and got hundreds of thousands of arrows from Linghu Tide. (This is a supplement ...) Comprehensive (20)(2 1) becomes the number of arrows borrowed by a straw boat.
30. Kong Ming borrows the east wind: it is purely fictional (borrowing the east wind-the solstice in winter, with more southeast winds, is a natural disaster of Cao Cao, not a man-made disaster; )
3 1. Huarong Road Guan Yuyi explained Cao Cao: This was invented by the author in order to vilify Cao Cao and establish the tall image of Guan Yu. It was Liu Bei who stopped Cao Cao at Huarong Road, but he was late, so Cao Ran took him away.
32. Battle of Changsha: Liu Beinan conquered four counties in Jingnan, and the four counties surrendered. Huang Zhong and Han Xuan, the magistrate of Changsha, surrendered without a fight.
33. Curettage of the Palace: At this time, Hua Tuo has been dead for two years, so it was not Hua Tuo's doing, and it seems that it was just ordinary military doctors.
34. Zhuge Sanqi Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu did not pay attention to Zhuge Liang at that time. . . Rarely meet ... During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang worked in the logistics in Lingling area and never met Zhou Yu. As for the death of Zhou Yu, it was Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, who expressed condolences on behalf of Shu.
35. Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander in chief at the front line of Hanzhong, and Zhuge Liang stayed in Chengdu to do logistics work.
36. Losing a wife and soldiers: a simple political marriage. . . . . Without him
37. Zhou Yu's death: Zhou Yu died of overwork in Baqiu.
38. Taking advantage of Jingzhou: Lu Su plans to arrive in Cao with Liu.
39. Marten asked Dong Zhuo: Marten and Dong Zhuo are both on the same team. Not only did they not participate in Dong Meng, but they also helped Dong Zhuo defend Chang 'an.
40. Ma Chao dispatch troops: It's rebellion against his father. As for Marten's death, Marten was not murdered by Cao Cao. Ma Chao took revenge, but Ma Chao rose up against Cao Cao, so Marten was killed. )
4 1. The strategy of taking Shu: Fa Zheng Pang Tong completed.
42. Zhang Song presented a map: After Liu Bei entered Shu, he wooed Fa Zheng and Zhang Song and asked about the military, horses, grain, grass and money in Shu, so Zhang Song drew a topographic map of West Shu.
43. Joe should be "Joe". He and Qiao Xuan are not the same person.
44. The story of Diusim: There is doubt ... but Wang Yun did have a maid who turned Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu against each other.
45. Liu Dai: There are two Liu Dai in official history. Liu Dai, who opposes Dong Zhuo's alliance, is not the same as Liu Dai under Cao Cao.
46. How old is Han Sui? In the romance, Cao Cao asked Han Sui how old he was, and Han Yi answered forty. This is wrong. At this point, Han Sui has been over seventy.
47. Guan Yu's Single Knife Club: According to the History of the Three Kingdoms? According to Lu Su Biography and Wei Yao's Wu Shu, Guan Yu did not attend Lu Su's banquet, but Lu Su attended Guan Yu's banquet. The lonely hero who "went to the meeting alone" was not Guan Yu, but Lu Su. Putting the cart before the horse in the third performance, the "single knife" is the weapon of the sergeant, not the broadsword.
48. Guan Yu and his colleagues: The relationship between Guan Yu and his colleagues is very disharmonious.
(1) Ma Chao: I heard that Ma Chao has joined the Party, but I refuse to accept it. I wrote to Zhuge Liang and asked, "Who can match Ma Chao's talent?" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms Ma Chao)
(2) Huang Zhong: I heard that Huang Zhong was a post-general. He said angrily, "People with courage will never be listed with veterans!" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Fei Shi)
(3) Mi Fang: "Being the satrap of Nanjun, he was involved in Guan Yu's affairs, but his personal relationship was not harmonious and he rebelled against Sun Quan." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms)
(4): "There is a gap with Yu, betraying Sun Quan." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Chuan)
(5) Liu Da: In the battle of Xiangfan, the two men were guarding it, and Guan Yu asked them to send troops to rescue them, but they were indifferent.
(6) Liao Li: Commenting on Guan Yu in front of Prime Ministers Shao Li and Jiang Wan: "If you rely on brave fame, you can't be an army, you can't stand for it." ) ("Three Kingdoms Liao Lichuan")
(7) Pan: "It is also incompatible with Guan Yu." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Chuan)
49. Guan Gong is a good woman: Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu and Yu Fan, and Guan Yu opened the door, sent Qin for help and begged his wife, and promised him. On the verge of breaking, it has repeatedly opened the public. There are different colors of public doubt, so I welcome in advance. Because I keep it for myself, I feel uneasy. In this way, Guan Sheng also had secular desires; The story of diusim is not recorded in the official history.
After the death of Lu Bu, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms did not explain the story of Diusim. Most historians think that the story of Guan Gong beheading under the moon is fiction. If it is true, Guan Yu is too unworthy to be a man.
50. Guan Yu refused to surrender in awe: Sun Quan persuaded him to surrender, Guan Yu pretended to surrender, planted a flag at the head of the city, retreated from another door, was calculated by Monroe, and was stopped halfway.
5 1. Guan Yu was desperate: "Three Kingdoms? Guan Yu Biography said that Guan Yu "fled to Zhuo Jun (Zhuoxian County, now Zhuozhou City, Hebei Province)". Then, as a native of Shanxi, why did he flee to Hebei? There is no explanation in the history books. In the third scene, Guan Yu told himself, "I killed him because of my arrogance. "
52. Five Tiger Generals: Liu Bei didn't appoint any five tiger generals, but the above five people have the highest ranks, including Guan Yu (former general), Zhang Fei (riding chariots), Ma Chao (riding a title of generals in ancient times), Huang Zhong (later general) and Zhao Yun (lowest general in Yi Jun). Moreover, it took four years from the twenty-fourth year of Guan Yu's conquest of Wei Jian 'an to the second year of Zhangwu. ...
53. "Post-mold": It was entrusted by later generations, not by Zhuge Liang;
54. Monroe, Mr. Yuquan: Needless to say, I know it's fake, so I won't say much.
55. Eight stones fell on Lu Xun: doubt.
56. Seven Capture Meng Huo: There is no such thing in the novel (there is indeed a story of Zhuge Liang's southward expedition in history, and there is indeed a man named Meng Huo. However, there is no record of Meng Huo's seven captures in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting Hanshu Jinshu Chunqiu, but the specific process was not recorded. After Meng Huo, he served as a civil servant in the Shu Empire.
57. Kong Ming attacked Wei: There is no such thing as seven defeats and five defeats, and there is no such thing as love.
58. Burn the valley above: that is, Kong Ming almost burned Sima Yi and Wei Yan, and he is very skilled in fiction.
59. Six trips to Qishan: Zhuge Liang cut Wei five times and only went to Qishan for the first time and the fourth time.
60. Cattle herding Liu Ma: Actually, cattle herding is a unicycle, while Liu Ma is a common four-wheeled vehicle today. The wooden ox is a four-wheeled vehicle, and the flowing horse is a pointed boat.
6 1. Zhuge Liang uses troops like a god: Zhuge Liang is good at internal affairs management, but using troops is not his strong suit.
62. The death of Zhuge Liang scared away the living Zhong Da: It did happen, but it was not Zhuge Liang's last wish, but Sima Yi's guilty conscience. "Zhuge died and lived" was based on the Spring and Autumn Period of Han, Jin and Qing Dynasties, but the author added some work. It is recorded in the Han, Jin, Spring and Autumn Annals that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated quietly. When Sima Yi found something, he led the army to catch up. When the two cars approached, Shi, commander-in-chief of the Shu army, ordered the Shu army to "beat the drums and want to go to Wei Jun", but Sima Yi "dared not push" and had to withdraw.
At that time, there was a joke in Wei Jun that "Zhong Da was born after Zhuge died". The Shu army "went into the valley and lost." But in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu army launched a four-wheeled vehicle with Zhuge Liang's idol sitting on it. Sima yi suspected that Zhuge Liang was not dead and withdrew.
63. Cao Jun's Tongguan war horse is unusual: the battle is really fierce, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms wrote that Cao Cao wanted to cut his robe and get rid of it, just to vilify him. In fact, Cao Cao was the winner of the battle of Tongguan.
64. Cao Zhen: He died in Luoyang, not by Zhuge Liang.
65. Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death: in 228, Wang Lang died of illness and didn't go out with the army ... Wang Lang was scolded to death, which is totally fictitious.
66. Ma Chao hit Zhang Fei: Historically, Ma Chao privately wrote to Liu Bei asking for surrender. There was no two-person war ~ Li Hui advised him to surrender.
67. Empty city plan: The inspiration for fiction should come from Zhao Yun's empty city plan (Zhuge Liang only held a stalemate with Sima Yi once in the last northern expedition. However, there is a source for the author to write the empty city plan, which is the "three things of Guo Chong" quoted in Pei Songzhi's note in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but it is false. Because Zhuge Liang was stationed in Yangping, Hanzhong, and Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou, there was no chance to compete with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was stationed in Ankang County, Shaanxi Province, and Sima Yi is now in Nanyang, Henan Province. How can we talk about an empty plan at such a long distance? )
68. Wei Yan's rebellion: In fact, Wei Yan is the victim.
69. Phoenix falls on Phoenix Slope: Pang Tong was shot dead by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng, not on Phoenix Slope.
70. Huang Zhong beat Guan Yu: It is pure fiction ... There is no story of Guan Yu's explanation of Huang Zhong ... In the official history ~ Guan Yu dislikes Huang Zhonglao ... How can there be a "righteous solution"?
7 1. About age: The order of the ages of several main characters from big to small is Cao Cao → Lu Bu → Zhao Yun → Guan Yu → Liu Bei → Zhang Fei → Lu Su → Zhou Yu → Zhuge Liang → Sun Quan → Lu Xun. According to some data, Zhao Yun is at least two years older than Liu Bei. Battle of Red Cliffs that year, zhaoyun has more than 50 years old. Zhang Zhao is one year younger than Sun Jian; Guan Yu is one year older than Liu Bei.
72. The seven-star lamp continues to live: no need to explain. . . . .
73. Zhou Cang: There is no Zhou Cang in history ... It seems to be a fictional character.
74. Liu Cong: After he gave it to Jingzhou, Cao Cao appointed him as the secretariat of Qingzhou and made him a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor.
75. The Battle of Yiling: Liu Bei only took more than 40,000 people, and Sun Quan gave 50,000 people to Lu Xun. The reason why we can win is not only good tactics.
76. Dragon and Snake Spear: Guan Yu didn't use a knife ... Historically, Guan Yu's weapon was a spear ... In fact, Lu Bu's weapon was also a spear, and Zhang Fei's weapon was not a Zhang Ba snake spear, but a general spear (Qinglong crescent moon blade and Zhang Ba snake spear were very good at shaping characters).
77. Red Rabbit Horse: Red Rabbit Horse was indeed ridden by Lu Bu, but after Lu Bu's defeat, he didn't know where to go ... (Guan Yu stepped down without Red Rabbit to express his brave image); There is even a fictional red rabbit who died of hunger strike for Guan Yu's death (if you want to go on a hunger strike, Lu Bu should go on a hunger strike when he dies; Moreover, the difference between Lu Bu's death and Guan Yu's death is many years. The horse died of old age without hunger strike. )
78. Liu Huangshu Liu Bei: This is nonsense ... The fictional Liu Bei is called "Liu Huangshu" by Xian Di to express the illusion that Liu Bei is "defending the Han Dynasty" ... and Cao Cao is a "national thief" = = If Liu Wei is Liu Huangshu ... then Liu Biao is Liu Zhang?
79. Sun Shangxiang: In history, there is no mention that only the surname is Sun.
80. Zhang Yide: His real name is Zhang Yide.
8 1. Rough Zhang Fei: In fact, Zhang Fei is good at calligraphy and proficient in the image of Gao Shuo scholar (so it is no exaggeration to change him into a Taoyuan painter).
82. Guan Xing: A civil servant ... died when he was young. . .
83. Revenge of Guan Xing: According to the romance, after Guan Yu's death, Guan Xing's son and Zhang Fei's son Zhang Bao avenged their father in the battle of Yiling, which is inconsistent with historical facts. There is no record of participating in the Yiling War, capturing and executing the enemy in the books cited in the History of the Three Kingdoms and Pei Zhu. (According to the reflection? Biography of Pan Zhang: Pan Zhang made great achievements for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling. Guan Pingbei, the general of Xiangyang, died in Wujiahe for three years (AD 234). He lived for more than ten years after the battle of Yiling. Ma Zhong is a nobody, and his whereabouts are unique in the history books.
As for the Stone Man and Mi Fang, they will not be recorded in future history books. They are mediocre people. After they voted for Wu, they made no achievements and were unknown, so there was no need to record them in history books. According to records, in 263 AD, the son of Pound, a general of Wei State, followed Deng Ai of Zhong Hui to attack Shu State. Because Pound was killed by Guan Yu and Pang Hui wiped out Guan Yu's family for revenge, Guan Yu left no descendants. )
84. Zhang Bao: Early death
85. Guan Suo: It only appears in the folklore unofficial history. . . . Is a fictional character
86. Guan Ping, Guan Yu's own son, whose name only appeared twice in school ~~ps: Guan Yu also has a daughter, said to be Silverscreen, who married Li Hui's son. In the romance, he became a seme, but still so powerful?
87. Liu Bei broke Zhang Bao's demon method with cow blood: feudal superstition
88. Chen Gong captured Cao Cao: Chen Gong was always under the command of Cao Cao, and the capture and release of Cao Cao took place in the sixth year of Zhong Ping (189) ... Chen Gong began to follow Cao Cao in the second year of Chuping (19 1) ... So it is fictitious for Chen Gong to capture and release Cao Cao.
89. Tao Qian's personality and abdication have nothing to do with historical facts.
90. Wen Chou was killed by Cao Cao Zhi.
9 1. There is no Zuo Ci's drama Cao Cao.
92. There is no Zhao Yan to prolong life.
93. Entrust an orphan: Liu Bei died with Kong Ming and Li Yan.
94. Zhang He: Zhang He has been defeated by Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others, which is really rare in the romance of dozens of rounds of fighting. It can only be said that Luo Guanzhong doesn't seem to like Zhang He very much ... (Guess the Shu army in The Three Kingdoms is afraid that he (Zhang He) can't get away from it from below). In the official history, Zhang Hehe was not squatting, but was shot in the knee by a flowing arrow while chasing Kongming, and died like Pang Tong.
95. There is no historical fact that old Huang Zhong can seize the sky and sway the mountains.
96. Flooding the Seventh Army: Although this incident has its roots, it is far from the historical facts. This is a natural and man-made disaster, not man-made planning. The fictional pound and Guan Yu fight to the death, which is purely a slander on the ban. The biography of Guan Yu in the Three Kingdoms and the biography of Yu Jin are very clear: It was autumn, with heavy rain, the Hanshui River soared and the water level on the plain was five or six feet high. Guan Yu's Jingzhou water army adapted to this weather, while the northern army led by Yujin Pound did not adapt to the water war and was washed away by the flood.
97. Seventy-two suspected graves: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling. There is no such thing as seventy-two suspected graves.
98. About figure: Liu Bei 172CM, Zhang Fei 184CM, Guan Yu 203CM, Cao Cao 16 1CM, Zhang Song10 cm, Zhuge Liang/kloc-0.
99. Zhou Yu: Liu Bei, who is narrow-minded, commented that Zhou Yu was "generous"; Cheng Pu commented on Zhou Yu and said, "Being friends with Gong Jin makes you feel drunk"; Chen Shou commented on Zhou Yu's Sexual Recovery; In addition, Hong Dongpo and other ancients also spoke highly of Zhou Yu's character.
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