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Better add a profile ... end, don't pretend to be a man.

Well, there are only some profiles of killers or agents crossing ~ ~ Let's see if there are any we like.

Tyrant, I come from modern times! "Wen/Xiao Ya Circle"

Introduction:

Once crossed, it becomes a vivid ancient version of Cinderella, a lamb that only needs to be slaughtered by two big sisters.

Joke! Who is she? How can you be slaughtered? She should kill someone, right?

Hit her? All right! Whichever hand hits her, she will waste your hand!

Let her get married Well, as long as you can leave this house!

Her future husband is a bloodthirsty tyrant? It doesn't matter, she is the most outstanding killer of modern TUH. He is bloodthirsty, so she is bloodthirsty and cruel than him!

Never believe in eternity, it is better to marry her, and the prince will divorce her!

Immortal author: book leisure

Official documents and letters

She was the emperor of the great people's empire who died young.

I have already crossed the Naihe Bridge before drinking Meng Gong soup.

I thought it was God's compensation for her painful life in her sickbed for more than 20 years.

Let her do a healthy heavy work with the memory of past lives.

She can visit the great rivers and mountains that she has never seen in her last life.

But I didn't expect ...

Comments: After reading this article, I only feel that the big book is really great and magnificent. ...

A peerless martial arts, born with great wisdom, has long been unparalleled. She has the bearing of ruling the world and is willing to serve all people. She governs the extremely rich and powerful counties in Wulin. As long as she wants to, the world is already in the bag, just don't want to show it to people.

It's really great love to be a pervert. My immortal majesty, I look forward to the return of your king!

Holy Emperor Author: Snow also dances

Official documents and letters

She is the most capable killer in 2 1 century. In pursuit of that little warmth, she died at the hands of her lover.

When she first entered another world, she thought that God had given her a new chance to choose life, so she just thought of an ordinary life that she had never dared to expect before. ...

But can she really get what she wants? ..... the queen of a country ... the princess of a mysterious kingdom ... She is a master of the dark moon, and her martial arts are unpredictable, which doomed her to be different. ...

I am a person who dare not even go to hell. Whoever wants to let me down, I will despair!

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Black boy, crossing, queen, Gong Dou, Jianghu ... there will be no shortage. ...

Comments: This is a new article. Most people may not have heard of it, but it looks very good. It will be a bit cliche at first, but the more you look back, the more exciting it will be. This is a good article not to be missed.

The heroine's personality is unique, free and easy, cold and heartless ... it's perfect.

Phoenix Prison Phoenix Author: Clothes have wind.

Official documents and letters

The fallen princess's fallen life begins with crossing;

Get a free Xu and give away two dozen noodles at the same time.

Nothing to manage and rectify the harem, so I have to go out and hook up with beautiful women.

Guangling San, Tu, Lanting Preface, Chilean Song.

Splashing ink and taking a humble step,

This is an era of bereavement and freedom. Indulgence and pride are innate, decadence and romance coexist, and gorgeous and gorgeous coexist.

Comments: This article belongs to the kind that is interesting to read. Today, Ren still remembers that love story and that almost paranoid sentence.

"That's all good, but I don't like it." This sentence is like Chu Yu's love, which is heartbreaking.

The two people who love each other are not ignorant, but have strong minds and can only calculate. I didn't seem to understand it at first, but it seems interesting to think about it now.

Fortunately, they are so lucky, so lucky that she fell in love with him and he happened to fall in love with her. Or, on the other hand, he fell in love with her, and she happened to love him. Nothing in the world is luckier than this. Finally, I envy others!

To the sky kingdom Author: Seven Childes of Tang Dynasty

Official documents and letters

Five peach blossoms.

A flower can't marry because of the alien, and her yearning is still in its infancy, which was terminated by Taohua's parents.

A flower mistakenly thought that she was a man and struggled with this broken arm. When a woman who looks similar to her appeared, she immediately ran away with someone else.

One was given to her by her parents themselves. When they came to their house, they took a fancy to her handmaid and they eloped.

A flower has a crush on her for 8 thousand years and dare not confess. When she summoned up the courage to confess, her ex-fiance's parents remarried her to make up for her.

Three of the first four peach blossoms have rotted, and the only one is the best, but it is just a flower in bud.

The last of these five peach blossoms is her destiny takes a hand's husband, Prince YeHua. Hatred and resentment are like clouds, and she regrets not meeting him in the best years.

Comment: A pure romantic story, a long book of crazy mythical love! Calm down and look at these ten-mile peach blossoms. They are beautiful, beautiful!

Flowers bloom for fate, and flowers fall for robbery. The reincarnation of fate, is it doomed that two souls will be entangled in the world? One is willing to get drunk and forget the past, and the other is willing to die like ashes after three generations of unswerving love.

-Wait for me.

-What are you waiting for?

-When I am reborn, I will continue to be with you and see ten miles of peach blossoms.

& lt Gone with the Beautiful Girl Dream > Author: Lin Jiacheng

The Warring States period is an era as bloody, beautiful and brilliant as poppies. There is smoke here, women are like playthings, heads are gifts here, and heroes are like dirt! Here, there are the strongest men, sharp swords, splendid culture and beautiful and unlucky women!

This woman with modern consciousness came to such an era and unconsciously became the object of various forces' game.

How can she keep her true self when life is not guaranteed? In that era of strong people like clouds, the hostess was unwilling to be randomly fiddled and embarked on a road of no return to farmland alone.

Comments: This article is very delicate in description and excellent in writing. The author is good at grasping the ups and downs of the plot. Although the article is very long, I don't want to miss a word.

The woman is a drawn sword, which is not only radiant, but also sharper than ordinary women. She is not only beautiful, but also talented and skilled in martial arts. Men are also handsome and overbearing, cold outside and hot inside, omnipotent. A man like him who has ambition in the world and cares about the safety of the people in the world had better choose a gentle and dignified woman, but he is partial. He's just in love with her. Sharp-edged. ...

These two people are so similar, but they are so mismatched. It's hard to imagine how difficult it is for two cold Antarctica to hit a crater.