Mo You's joke

The white rabbit said, the wolf, the wolf, you asked me if I was a white rabbit.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf said, are you a white rabbit?

The little white rabbit is very happy. Yes, yes, I am! ! !

then

The white rabbit said to the wolf, Wolf, you asked me if I was a giraffe.

Ask! Ask! ! ! !

The wolf is helpless. All right. . . that . . Are you a giraffe?

The rabbit slapped him on the back of the head, you idiot!

I told you I was a white rabbit! ! !

Once upon a time, Apple and Pear were good friends. Later, Apple moved, so they met each other for ten years and returned to this place to get together.

As a result, ten years later, apples returned to this place, but after a long time, pears still did not appear, apples and so on.

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It turned into plasma.

10, playing cs, I saw a glasses thief walking straight ahead with "5 1", and there was a line below-

"History when yuan, come with me! ! ! "

1 1. One day, when a toothpick was walking, he found his shoelaces open, so he bent down to tie them, and then his waist broke.