Help me think of a joke that has never been done before or since? High marks please, master~

"A Cautionary Word That Makes You Mad"

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

Everyone should love animals, especially cooked ones.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman; behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent?

Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

Success is a related noun, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don’t wait to find excuses for not being able to pay your job tomorrow, make excuses today.

The present dream determines the future, so let’s sleep for a while.

Outside, a manly man. At home, manly man is a mess!

If you eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins, you may get diarrhea! If you spit out grape skins instead of eating grapes, you are a magician!

People are not afraid of death, but they are most afraid of not knowing how to live!

Surprise him and attack his back!

"There is a sun in the sky and a moon in the water. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, which one is rounder and which one is brighter, uh uh uh uh uh uh!" This song is about A crazy story!

In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married!